Granola bra, anal hams, and decapitation  

  I much prefer to get my wrap arounds from righties.  

  Oh god, that poor, poor man. The sex can't possibly be worth living with 2 women.  

  I have half a mind to delete the last 3 hours' worth of quotes on principle. Quote baiting, it's just kinda sad really.

Losers.  

  I have half a mind...  

  And the expansion I'm looking at is internal.  

  I could put moon gravity on my Discover Card.  

  Early? Augtober's already over, Halloween merchandise has been all over the place for a month.


Merry Thanksmasween everyone!  

  I vibrated for nothing?  

  I vibrated for nothing?  

  [quote=Kevy Baby;258802]There was a twisted part of me [/quote]They really need a "don't try this at home" warning on that Puppetry of the Penis DVD.  

  Talking to Aussie's is like talking to Telletubbies, isn't it?  

  Hey, if you had 8 parasites trying to suck nutrients from you 24 hours day, you'd hide too.  

  My squattin' muscles will be very relieved.  

  I'd rather lie awake than drink chamomile.  

  So what you're saying is, the odds of there being a Knightley-on-Johansson clothes-tearing cat fight, possibly involving mud, oil, or non-brand-specific-gelatin dessert have suddenly sky rocketed. Today is a good day.  

  I can never remember. How many times do I have to allow someone's toddler to nearly trip me because their parents aren't paying attention to them before it's legal for me to kick said toddler?  

  From an IT support perspective however, printers can go suck it.  

  Then NA took a nap while I put the site together between doing actual work.  

  But you're Catholic. That's practically Jewish.  

  The infant philosopher observes his reflected visage and asks of himself, "Goo?  

  am I seriously joining a discussion of the real-world-logistics of creating a boatplanecar?  

  Little know fact: common side effects of earl gray colonics include strange baldness patterns and an insufferable tendency to quote Shakespeare.  

  The correct grammar would be "CANT HAZ!  

  From my great aunt: Only boring people get bored.