Jesus! Must you latch onto the drama and then drag it around from thread to thread like a dead cat that is just starting to smell but remains cute enough that people still want to pet it?!

You just had to go and ruin this thread, the one example of goodness and love in my life right now! I hate you I hate you I hate you!!!!

!!  

  I love Dave Matthews, chewy brownies, Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 and Judi Dench.

And penis. Gargantuan American penis.  

  I'll be spending my final days on the isle of Waponi Wu where I will party for several days and then throw myself into a volcano. Orange soda will be involved...  

  .....and now we have vampiric arachnids in our midst....great.



personally, I think Im gonna go back to bed and let this weirdness tsunami subside  

  So there!  

  Should the words Happy and Sunbeam really be in a sentence about Alex?  

  Is he the love child of RuPaul and Ron Popeil?  

  LongDongRuPaulRonJonJeremy....isn't he a drag queen porn star who is also a hair dresser currently involved in a law suit because he set it and forgot it?  

  I decided not to run for political office when I found out that a caucus has nothing to do with male genitalia.  

  The LoT is like a patio with chairs, some tiki torches and close friends sitting around chatting over a glass of wine.  

  PS: Lashbear made me say this.  

  The dance card here isn’t full, but it helps to not be a wallflower.  

  I'd let you in to take a sniff and have a bite.  

  The LoT is like a patio with chairs, some tiki torches and close friends sitting around chatting over a glass of wine.  

  How did Nephy's Christmas thread turn into a discussion about NA's dong?  

  (Bing Crosby sits by his fireplace in a smoking jacket with a mug of hot cider in one hand. A lit Christmas tree sits to his left.)
Bing: "Hello, friends. You know, nothing says Christmas like a giant rubber double-sided dong.  

  Suckfest 2007 can draw to a close with fervent rapidity in my opinion. A year mired in crushing heartache, unpleasant surprises, half and mis-truths, pain (intentionally inflicted and otherwise), realizations of massive misconceptions and naivety on my part, resulting divisions (some imaginary, some not), career dissatisfaction, eye-opening awareness of a plethora of taradiddles that called to question years of pleasant comfortable certainties, panicked evacuations, subsequent fears, and ashy unpleasantness have made for an emotional wreckage that could have broken me completely in two.  

  Dying is sexy. Just ask Amy Winehouse!  

  AAaaaaaaAAAAa! I think something in my brain just expwoded.  

  We received a cast iron skillet for Hannukah.

Bacon will be had.  

  The best actor/actress role models are the ones you almost never hear anything about.  

  A suburb is where they chop down all the trees and name streets after them  

  Oh yeah well I think you're WRONG. I bet there'll be a hard cover at $75, a fabulous gay edition bound with Dumbledore's enchanted nipple clamps at $125, and a special "I sold my soul to Satan for a bestselling children's series" edition, bound in human skin for $1255.99 (at Wal-Mart). So THERE. Nyah!  

  I thought One-Eyed Willy buried his treasure in a cave.  

  Geez, whadda ya gonna do - have her whacked?

Call up Guido and have her taken care of.