You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good… Joan Crawford is dead, good!  

  Every time a law is passed the liberty bell rings a little duller...  

  I thought only Hugh could prevent florist friars?  

  Zomg!  

  Did I just admit that I was a Debbie Gibson fan?  

  I for one would like to see Alex and iSM have a Curmudgeon-off.  

  Eliza Hodgkins is a gay guy? Wodathunkit?  

  Rubbing a magic beaver always makes me feel better.  

  I say get her rashy ass back to jail.  

  Theres a reason its called 'cold turkey'.....cuz the turkey is DEAD!  

  A great idea - a fart tax! No one likes farts, so why not tax each one to try to limit them?  

  I'm not so sure I want to live in a country where a man can't run around with his exposed balls bouncing off his thighs.  

  Hannah and Her Sisters, N.A.'s fave Woody.  

  To drive is human; to flatten SUVs, bovine.  

  I have Billy up the Ying Yang.  

  Wow! We could play Where in the World is Carmen San Diego!  

  Sweeney Todd - YUK! If Humans were meant to be eaten, we'd have been born with Pastry for Skin.  

  Schlöng  

  Midway Madaness Mania Mayhem Ladysmith Black Mambazo  

  Swine, pig whore, slut, trollop  

  Indiana Jones and the Last Frigidaire  

  I had a dyke in a gay bar drop her pants in front of me last night.
She wore boxers underneath. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or relieved.  

  I'd MUCH rather talk about dogs and cats than the fact that it's raining cats and dogs.  

  Sweet zombie jesus  

  Make your boner your pride