Who's runnin this f'd up planet anyway?
Lighting my ass. Do you have any idea how much styling gel that takes?!
I think flamingoes are totally cool.
Wait a miniute... y'all think NA looks like a tampon?!?
Scrool down to recent shows and you can listen to their liver performance and interview on KCRW yesterday.
Poo on them. All of them.
I'm married, I've procreated. My hair has done it's job. At this point it can stay or go, it makes me no never-mind.
I'm a bit picky about who I let dip me in chocolate
Yeah, but you'd have to move to Spokane. I care about you too much to do that to you.
Kevy, what's with the giant vagina in your avator?
I'm a spino-mushroomo-anythingbuttomato-meataterian.
You mean some taco is going to find out we're a bunch of boobie-crazed, hedonistic, long-winded but articulate hamheads that like to go to Pancakeland, bacon museums and swanky restaurants and know how to throw a good sphincter?
If I were a woman and had mental issues I'd sleep with you...
Don't confuse me with the facts!
Satan just knocked on my door, asking to borrow a parka.
This song makes me want to bend girls over and smack them on their asses, in an ironic, modern man sort of way of course.
- Alan Cummings about the song "No Diggity
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
I'm a Feisty Fawn.
Fast Passes are for terrorists!
- Some random guy at Disneyland
They don't need to be the butt of our jokes. I see no need to probe any deeper into this issue. Sure it's a bit asinine but I say we just put this one behind us, pack this fudge product into the commode of our collective conscience and flush it.
The only tool necessary to assemble it is Kevy.
Fvck the vinyl floor mat industry!!
If you two keep ragging on each other, I'm gonna toss you a box of Stayfree.
But now we know and experienced it for ourself and it can go away because I'd never do it again anyway (and the world revolves around me).
[To get out of fighting the Cola Wars I switched to Canadian Club.
