Dude, I'm immortal!  

  She didn't have mold growing under her boobs or anything!  

  I had to take another Lipitor Tablet just reading this thread.  

  Is a gay man who knits called a "Knitting Nancy"?  

  Decaf CP... Decaf  

  I'm afraid.  

  Once upon a vermin...  

  Lighting my ass. Do you have any idea how much styling gel that takes?!  

  I'm posting from a taco.  

  Do "gay cowboys" count as benefits?  

  Whatever do you mean? My mermaid wife and I could not be happier.  

  If it's juicy you'll remember it. If you don't remember it, it wasn't very juicy. If you don't remember it and it was juicy, then just smile and nod.  

  Kevy, what's with the giant vagina in your avator?  

  I love being a dork.  

  I'll beware his tongue, eyebrow and dick.  

  I used to do drugs in the 80's.
Now I do them at any temperature.  

  Kahn, please, for once, try not to piss off neighbor. We kick out of Laos. We kick out of Anaheim. I'm tired of running.  

  FAIL.  

  I'm not a bunny.  

  If you two keep ragging on each other, I'm gonna toss you a box of Stayfree.  

  I had a dyke in a gay bar drop her pants in front of me last night.
She wore boxers underneath. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or relieved.  

  She's a little pygmy dancing monkey. Dance monkey dance! Shake your booty! Shake it!  

  I prefer not having hair stuck in my teeth.  

  I'd MUCH rather talk about dogs and cats than the fact that it's raining cats and dogs.  

  Make your boner your pride