You aren't losing hair - you're just getting more head.  

  I thought only Hugh could prevent florist friars?  

  I miss Nabisco Bacon Thins...  

  I reserve the right to make us see something with naked women in it - and I don't mean Judi Dench.  

  I for one would like to see Alex and iSM have a Curmudgeon-off.  

  Spontaneous Human Combustion! - How Cool! But I always thought it a trick you can only do once...  

  Peeing on a church roof in Disneyland.

It just blows my mind.  

  All this pounding. I'm either getting horny or a headache.  

  Theres a reason its called 'cold turkey'.....cuz the turkey is DEAD!  

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Awwwwww, kitten's first message!  

  Are you in the barn with the village elder?  

  To drive is human; to flatten SUVs, bovine.  

  !!  

  She seriously has reached that "punch her in the face and she'll turn to mummy dust" age.  

  If you can breathe, dear, it isn't tight enough.  

  Well, I passed "lather" but I failed "rinse," and then I failed "repeat" too because it includes rinse, which I don't think is very fair.  

  There's nothing more anally retentive than a constipated Jew.  

  Power to the puppies.  

  I moistened my fence wood just the other day.  

  Sh!t" is the tofu of cursing.  

  That sounds like something someone in a windowless minivan would say....  

  I had a dyke in a gay bar drop her pants in front of me last night.
She wore boxers underneath. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or relieved.  

  I'd MUCH rather talk about dogs and cats than the fact that it's raining cats and dogs.  

  So, if Theo inherited certain, um 'assets' from his father, the Bris today should be classified as major surgery  

  Make your boner your pride