You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good
Joan Crawford is dead, good!
Every time a law is passed the liberty bell rings a little duller...
I thought only Hugh could prevent florist friars?
Zomg!
Did I just admit that I was a Debbie Gibson fan?
I for one would like to see Alex and iSM have a Curmudgeon-off.
Eliza Hodgkins is a gay guy? Wodathunkit?
Rubbing a magic beaver always makes me feel better.
I say get her rashy ass back to jail.
Theres a reason its called 'cold turkey'.....cuz the turkey is DEAD!
A great idea - a fart tax! No one likes farts, so why not tax each one to try to limit them?
I'm not so sure I want to live in a country where a man can't run around with his exposed balls bouncing off his thighs.
Hannah and Her Sisters, N.A.'s fave Woody.
To drive is human; to flatten SUVs, bovine.
I have Billy up the Ying Yang.
Wow! We could play Where in the World is Carmen San Diego!
Sweeney Todd - YUK! If Humans were meant to be eaten, we'd have been born with Pastry for Skin.
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Midway Madaness Mania Mayhem Ladysmith Black Mambazo
Swine, pig whore, slut, trollop
Indiana Jones and the Last Frigidaire
I had a dyke in a gay bar drop her pants in front of me last night.
She wore boxers underneath. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or relieved.
I'd MUCH rather talk about dogs and cats than the fact that it's raining cats and dogs.
Sweet zombie jesus
Make your boner your pride