Every time a law is passed the liberty bell rings a little duller...  

  I thought only Hugh could prevent florist friars?  

  Did I just admit that I was a Debbie Gibson fan?  

  I reserve the right to make us see something with naked women in it - and I don't mean Judi Dench.  

  I for one would like to see Alex and iSM have a Curmudgeon-off.  

  Eliza Hodgkins is a gay guy? Wodathunkit?  

  Rubbing a magic beaver always makes me feel better.  

  I say get her rashy ass back to jail.  

  Theres a reason its called 'cold turkey'.....cuz the turkey is DEAD!  

  A great idea - a fart tax! No one likes farts, so why not tax each one to try to limit them?  

  I'm not so sure I want to live in a country where a man can't run around with his exposed balls bouncing off his thighs.  

  Hannah and Her Sisters, N.A.'s fave Woody.  

  To drive is human; to flatten SUVs, bovine.  

  I have Billy up the Ying Yang.  

  Wow! We could play Where in the World is Carmen San Diego!  

  Schlöng  

  If you can breathe, dear, it isn't tight enough.  

  Midway Madaness Mania Mayhem Ladysmith Black Mambazo  

  Swine, pig whore, slut, trollop  

  Indiana Jones and the Last Frigidaire  

  She's a little pygmy dancing monkey. Dance monkey dance! Shake your booty! Shake it!  

  I prefer not having hair stuck in my teeth.  

  One person’s clown barf is the next person’s gorgeous.
Why, WHY O LORD, do I have to live through the Second Coming of Leggings?  

  I think I just LARPed in my pants.  

  But you're Catholic. That's practically Jewish.