You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good
Joan Crawford is dead, good!
Every time a law is passed the liberty bell rings a little duller...
Zomg!
Did I just admit that I was a Debbie Gibson fan?
With each tank of gas, you drown another Polar Bear.
A great idea - a fart tax! No one likes farts, so why not tax each one to try to limit them?
I'm not so sure I want to live in a country where a man can't run around with his exposed balls bouncing off his thighs.
Hannah and Her Sisters, N.A.'s fave Woody.
His ulcer, your orgasm.
Wait, isn't she the doodoo eater? Poor gentleman caller!
I have Billy up the Ying Yang.
Wow! We could play Where in the World is Carmen San Diego!
Sweeney Todd - YUK! If Humans were meant to be eaten, we'd have been born with Pastry for Skin.
Schlφng
Well, the forties are great because when you start to remember all of the things you are 'supposed' to have, or, have done, your memory sucks so you really don't remember what you were worried about in the first place!!!
Dude, if you've been fvcking donuts, we need to get you a woman, pronto...
...or as the lesbian said, I can have my kate and edith too!
Mmmmm, that must produce some oozy cubes.
Indiana Jones and the Last Frigidaire
But now we know and experienced it for ourself and it can go away because I'd never do it again anyway (and the world revolves around me).
She's a little pygmy dancing monkey. Dance monkey dance! Shake your booty! Shake it!
I prefer not having hair stuck in my teeth.
One persons clown barf is the next persons gorgeous.
Why, WHY O LORD, do I have to live through the Second Coming of Leggings?
I think I just LARPed in my pants.
[To get out of fighting the Cola Wars I switched to Canadian Club.
