I had to take another Lipitor Tablet just reading this thread.  

  Decaf CP... Decaf  

  Once upon a vermin...  

  With each tank of gas, you drown another Polar Bear.  

  I'm posting from a taco.  

  Do "gay cowboys" count as benefits?  

  Her son is a transvestite. He dresses up in men's clothes.  

  Whatever do you mean? My mermaid wife and I could not be happier.  

  If it's juicy you'll remember it. If you don't remember it, it wasn't very juicy. If you don't remember it and it was juicy, then just smile and nod.  

  Do elephants think of pink humans when they are drunk?  

  Dying is sexy. Just ask Amy Winehouse!  

  [quote=RStar;187620]Where do you find a $5 hooker??[/quote]
On top of a sailor wearing a $2 wristwatch.  

  Sweeney Todd - YUK! If Humans were meant to be eaten, we'd have been born with Pastry for Skin.  

  I'll beware his tongue, eyebrow and dick.  

  LoT is the warm chocolate fondue where I come to dip the crusty French bread of my soul.  

  Kahn, please, for once, try not to piss off neighbor. We kick out of Laos. We kick out of Anaheim. I'm tired of running.  

  FAIL.  

  Dude, if you've been fvcking donuts, we need to get you a woman, pronto...  

  Mmmmm, that must produce some oozy cubes.  

  But now we know and experienced it for ourself and it can go away because I'd never do it again anyway (and the world revolves around me).  

  Asshole.  

  You can't stand on your iPhone to reach the cookie jar.  

  Things are about to get cray here.  

  I was made to sit through some movie with time travel, mail boxes and Sandra Bullock. It was just like being raped by a big blue bus.  

  No more pets!