You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good
Joan Crawford is dead, good!
Every time a law is passed the liberty bell rings a little duller...
Zomg!
Did I just admit that I was a Debbie Gibson fan?
With each tank of gas, you drown another Polar Bear.
Eliza Hodgkins is a gay guy? Wodathunkit?
Rubbing a magic beaver always makes me feel better.
A great idea - a fart tax! No one likes farts, so why not tax each one to try to limit them?
I'm not so sure I want to live in a country where a man can't run around with his exposed balls bouncing off his thighs.
Hannah and Her Sisters, N.A.'s fave Woody.
His ulcer, your orgasm.
Wait, isn't she the doodoo eater? Poor gentleman caller!
I have Billy up the Ying Yang.
Wow! We could play Where in the World is Carmen San Diego!
Sweeney Todd - YUK! If Humans were meant to be eaten, we'd have been born with Pastry for Skin.
Schlφng
Well, the forties are great because when you start to remember all of the things you are 'supposed' to have, or, have done, your memory sucks so you really don't remember what you were worried about in the first place!!!
Dude, if you've been fvcking donuts, we need to get you a woman, pronto...
...or as the lesbian said, I can have my kate and edith too!
Mmmmm, that must produce some oozy cubes.
Indiana Jones and the Last Frigidaire
When masturbation is available I just can't see any piece of ass being so overwhelmingly alluring as to muddy the cost-benefit risk assessment.
Choir members gotta show up on Sunday if anyone's going to hear them sing.
- Morrigoon regarding "preaching to the choir
Things are about to get cray here.
Nourish the Avians
