You aren't losing hair - you're just getting more head.  

  I thought only Hugh could prevent florist friars?  

  I miss Nabisco Bacon Thins...  

  I reserve the right to make us see something with naked women in it - and I don't mean Judi Dench.  

  I for one would like to see Alex and iSM have a Curmudgeon-off.  

  All this pounding. I'm either getting horny or a headache.  

  I say get her rashy ass back to jail.  

  Theres a reason its called 'cold turkey'.....cuz the turkey is DEAD!  

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Awwwwww, kitten's first message!  

  I'm not so sure I want to live in a country where a man can't run around with his exposed balls bouncing off his thighs.  

  Hannah and Her Sisters, N.A.'s fave Woody.  

  Are you in the barn with the village elder?  

  To drive is human; to flatten SUVs, bovine.  

  If you can breathe, dear, it isn't tight enough.  

  Swine, pig whore, slut, trollop  

  There's nothing more anally retentive than a constipated Jew.  

  Power to the puppies.  

  I moistened my fence wood just the other day.  

  Indiana Jones and the Last Frigidaire  

  Sh!t" is the tofu of cursing.  

  That sounds like something someone in a windowless minivan would say....  

  I had a dyke in a gay bar drop her pants in front of me last night.
She wore boxers underneath. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or relieved.  

  I'd MUCH rather talk about dogs and cats than the fact that it's raining cats and dogs.  

  But you're Catholic. That's practically Jewish.  

  Make your boner your pride