I scored at the Library today.  

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  Every time you prevent cancer, you kill a polar bear, and they turn them into Coke.  

  My ass still hurts.  

  My ass still hurts.

Hasn't been this painful since that night with Nirvanaman...  

  It was a long time coming, although even at the last election I only thought of him as the lightest floater in the bowl.  

  Well, I guess scaeagles and I will be doing the catering. Is everyone ok with ham sandwiches?

They're sphincterrific!  

  yes, Gemini Cricket, I am a size queen  

  Eating the Disneyland mapbook ranks higher than Village Haus.  

  ... And every leap of faith needs to start from a springboard of clear thinking ...  

  but who the frell thought it would make for great cinema to strap a camera to an epileptic? Jeezus! Michael J Fox off his meds could hold a camera more stably.  

  Alex, come to the dark side- we have bacon!  

  wow - I learned so much from the "Soooo" thread....  

  When posting pictures of one's dog on message boards where they don't know you very well, be careful what else the picture shows (and tells about you).  

  Yes, it was quite the orgy of wit.  

  No one is exempt from the call to find common ground.  

  One does not go to Waikiki to experience the sand. That would be tantamount to saying, "Go to Magic Mountain because they have a similar kind of asphalt as Disneyland.  

  [quote=RStar;187620]Where do you find a $5 hooker??[/quote]
On top of a sailor wearing a $2 wristwatch.  

  I try to get on as many (**** lists) as possible. It was in one of those 1001 things to do before you die book things.  

  Wow! We could play Where in the World is Carmen San Diego!  

  I love being a dork.  

  I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.  

  General microsite on all transportation related bonds and initiatives that are relevant to southern california.

And suck it kevy. Suck it hard and suck it long.  

  OMG I freaking love coconuts. Fresh, shaved, sprinkled with sugar..... I mean, that describes how I like a lot of things, but coconuts is one of em.  

  Yeah, I guess you're right.....I keep forgetting that the internet doesn't work the same way as a newspaper.