You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good
Joan Crawford is dead, good!
Zomg!
That's it. I'm moving to Scotland to become a Highland Cow farmer.
What if the cow is just born ugly? Is the Clint Howard of veal fair game?
A great idea - a fart tax! No one likes farts, so why not tax each one to try to limit them?
His ulcer, your orgasm.
Wait, isn't she the doodoo eater? Poor gentleman caller!
I have Billy up the Ying Yang.
Wow! We could play Where in the World is Carmen San Diego!
Sweeney Todd - YUK! If Humans were meant to be eaten, we'd have been born with Pastry for Skin.
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Well, the forties are great because when you start to remember all of the things you are 'supposed' to have, or, have done, your memory sucks so you really don't remember what you were worried about in the first place!!!
...or as the lesbian said, I can have my kate and edith too!
Indiana Jones and the Last Frigidaire
But, it's a dry hate.
The exact quote of Obama is,
CONGRATULSTIONS!
Sweet zombie jesus
One step back sometimes leads to a great leap forward.
Hey, if you had 8 parasites trying to suck nutrients from you 24 hours day, you'd hide too.
The jury's out on whether I am also now Korean.
Nobody puts baby carrots in the corner
Getting over this impulse is the next vital step in your question to flawlessly Alex someone.
So, if Theo inherited certain, um 'assets' from his father, the Bris today should be classified as major surgery
Did you just call NA a Lady of the evening??
