My Mac doesn't have a phone corn, do I have no dial-up capacity.
Dude, I'm immortal!
Is a gay man who knits called a "Knitting Nancy"?
You know what's funny? Sometimes when I think of [gn2dlnd], I taste cheese.
I think flamingoes are totally cool.
Wait a miniute... y'all think NA looks like a tampon?!?
Scrool down to recent shows and you can listen to their liver performance and interview on KCRW yesterday.
Poo on them. All of them.
I'm a bit picky about who I let dip me in chocolate
Yeah, but you'd have to move to Spokane. I care about you too much to do that to you.
I'm a spino-mushroomo-anythingbuttomato-meataterian.
You mean some taco is going to find out we're a bunch of boobie-crazed, hedonistic, long-winded but articulate hamheads that like to go to Pancakeland, bacon museums and swanky restaurants and know how to throw a good sphincter?
If I were a woman and had mental issues I'd sleep with you...
Satan just knocked on my door, asking to borrow a parka.
I love being a dork.
This song makes me want to bend girls over and smack them on their asses, in an ironic, modern man sort of way of course.
- Alan Cummings about the song "No Diggity
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
I'm a Feisty Fawn.
Fast Passes are for terrorists!
- Some random guy at Disneyland
They don't need to be the butt of our jokes. I see no need to probe any deeper into this issue. Sure it's a bit asinine but I say we just put this one behind us, pack this fudge product into the commode of our collective conscience and flush it.
The only tool necessary to assemble it is Kevy.
Fvck the vinyl floor mat industry!!
But now we know and experienced it for ourself and it can go away because I'd never do it again anyway (and the world revolves around me).
Suck it, macadamia man! There can be only one champion worthy of the "Baking Is Gay!" trophy towel. I am that champion.
You can absolutely skip Stitch the Great Escape. They basically strap you in and blow chili farts in your face. It's gross.
