He bit my boob.  

  She didn't have mold growing under her boobs or anything!  

  I had to take another Lipitor Tablet just reading this thread.  

  Decaf CP... Decaf  

  I'm afraid.  

  Once upon a vermin...  

  I'm posting from a taco.  

  Do "gay cowboys" count as benefits?  

  Whatever do you mean? My mermaid wife and I could not be happier.  

  If it's juicy you'll remember it. If you don't remember it, it wasn't very juicy. If you don't remember it and it was juicy, then just smile and nod.  

  I'll beware his tongue, eyebrow and dick.  

  I used to do drugs in the 80's.
Now I do them at any temperature.  

  Kahn, please, for once, try not to piss off neighbor. We kick out of Laos. We kick out of Anaheim. I'm tired of running.  

  FAIL.  

  I'm not a bunny.  

  When masturbation is available I just can't see any piece of ass being so overwhelmingly alluring as to muddy the cost-benefit risk assessment.  

  Asshole.  

  You can't stand on your iPhone to reach the cookie jar.  

  Choir members gotta show up on Sunday if anyone's going to hear them sing.  

  Things are about to get cray here.  

  If sunscreen tasted delicious this is what it would taste like.  

  I was made to sit through some movie with time travel, mail boxes and Sandra Bullock. It was just like being raped by a big blue bus.  

  No more pets!  

  Errr, don't you just move the lever and bump into things? Is there more to it than that?  

  Good observation by lashbear, regarding the tongue.