Dude, I'm immortal!
She didn't have mold growing under her boobs or anything!
Is a gay man who knits called a "Knitting Nancy"?
I'm afraid.
You know what's funny? Sometimes when I think of [gn2dlnd], I taste cheese.
Lighting my ass. Do you have any idea how much styling gel that takes?!
I'm posting from a taco.
Wait a miniute... y'all think NA looks like a tampon?!?
Scrool down to recent shows and you can listen to their liver performance and interview on KCRW yesterday.
I'm married, I've procreated. My hair has done it's job. At this point it can stay or go, it makes me no never-mind.
Yeah, but you'd have to move to Spokane. I care about you too much to do that to you.
Kevy, what's with the giant vagina in your avator?
You mean some taco is going to find out we're a bunch of boobie-crazed, hedonistic, long-winded but articulate hamheads that like to go to Pancakeland, bacon museums and swanky restaurants and know how to throw a good sphincter?
Satan just knocked on my door, asking to borrow a parka.
I love being a dork.
This song makes me want to bend girls over and smack them on their asses, in an ironic, modern man sort of way of course.
- Alan Cummings about the song "No Diggity
I used to do drugs in the 80's.
Now I do them at any temperature.
DP [Disneyphile]- that's great! You have a pair again. 
I'm not a bunny.
If you two keep ragging on each other, I'm gonna toss you a box of Stayfree.
Only my reptilian brain has found Paris sexy. And even though I know her "energy policy" was scripted, she actually sounded intelligent and... human. For a minute there at least. And now, I... I think I'm in love.
She's got my vote, 'cuz that ad was hot.
- Pirate Bill on Paris Hilton
When masturbation is available I just can't see any piece of ass being so overwhelmingly alluring as to muddy the cost-benefit risk assessment.
Nourish the Avians
Relax, other than life sustaining medications, there is nothing terribly vital to be forgotten.
I just don't want to be sticky. I'm okay with wet.
- Not Afraid
(Napa Rose Lounge)
