You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good
Joan Crawford is dead, good!
Every time a law is passed the liberty bell rings a little duller...
Zomg!
Did I just admit that I was a Debbie Gibson fan?
That's it. I'm moving to Scotland to become a Highland Cow farmer.
What if the cow is just born ugly? Is the Clint Howard of veal fair game?
Unless it was essentially an MTV Award for Shrillest Performance by a Shrilly Person.
A great idea - a fart tax! No one likes farts, so why not tax each one to try to limit them?
I'm not so sure I want to live in a country where a man can't run around with his exposed balls bouncing off his thighs.
Hannah and Her Sisters, N.A.'s fave Woody.
His ulcer, your orgasm.
Wait, isn't she the doodoo eater? Poor gentleman caller!
I have Billy up the Ying Yang.
Wow! We could play Where in the World is Carmen San Diego!
Sweeney Todd - YUK! If Humans were meant to be eaten, we'd have been born with Pastry for Skin.
Schlφng
Well, the forties are great because when you start to remember all of the things you are 'supposed' to have, or, have done, your memory sucks so you really don't remember what you were worried about in the first place!!!
...or as the lesbian said, I can have my kate and edith too!
If goodness is determined by the lack of crap in the living room and no piles of shoes, my family and I will be burning in the pit of hell for all eternity.
Indiana Jones and the Last Frigidaire
She's a little pygmy dancing monkey. Dance monkey dance! Shake your booty! Shake it!
I prefer not having hair stuck in my teeth.
One persons clown barf is the next persons gorgeous.
Why, WHY O LORD, do I have to live through the Second Coming of Leggings?
I think I just LARPed in my pants.
[To get out of fighting the Cola Wars I switched to Canadian Club.
