My Mac doesn't have a phone corn, do I have no dial-up capacity.  

  Is a gay man who knits called a "Knitting Nancy"?  

  You know what's funny? Sometimes when I think of [gn2dlnd], I taste cheese.  

  I think flamingoes are totally cool.  

  Wait a miniute... y'all think NA looks like a tampon?!?  

  Scrool down to recent shows and you can listen to their liver performance and interview on KCRW yesterday.  

  Poo on them. All of them.  

  I'm a bit picky about who I let dip me in chocolate  

  Yeah, but you'd have to move to Spokane. I care about you too much to do that to you.  

  I'm a spino-mushroomo-anythingbuttomato-meataterian.  

  You mean some taco is going to find out we're a bunch of boobie-crazed, hedonistic, long-winded but articulate hamheads that like to go to Pancakeland, bacon museums and swanky restaurants and know how to throw a good sphincter?  

  If I were a woman and had mental issues I'd sleep with you...  

  Satan just knocked on my door, asking to borrow a parka.  

  This song makes me want to bend girls over and smack them on their asses, in an ironic, modern man sort of way of course.  

  If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.  

  I'm a Feisty Fawn.  

  Fast Passes are for terrorists!  

  They don't need to be the butt of our jokes. I see no need to probe any deeper into this issue. Sure it's a bit asinine but I say we just put this one behind us, pack this fudge product into the commode of our collective conscience and flush it.  

  The only tool necessary to assemble it is Kevy.  

  Fvck the vinyl floor mat industry!!  

  Only my reptilian brain has found Paris sexy. And even though I know her "energy policy" was scripted, she actually sounded intelligent and... human. For a minute there at least. And now, I... I think I'm in love.
She's got my vote, 'cuz that ad was hot.  

  When masturbation is available I just can't see any piece of ass being so overwhelmingly alluring as to muddy the cost-benefit risk assessment.  

  Nourish the Avians  

  Relax, other than life sustaining medications, there is nothing terribly vital to be forgotten.  

  I just don't want to be sticky. I'm okay with wet.