That's The Derby  

  GD: Carp, it's 3 already?

NA: Goldfish, yes it is.  

  I had to take another Lipitor Tablet just reading this thread.  

  Decaf CP... Decaf  

  Once upon a vermin...  

  I'm posting from a taco.  

  Do "gay cowboys" count as benefits?  

  Her son is a transvestite. He dresses up in men's clothes.  

  Whatever do you mean? My mermaid wife and I could not be happier.  

  If it's juicy you'll remember it. If you don't remember it, it wasn't very juicy. If you don't remember it and it was juicy, then just smile and nod.  

  Do elephants think of pink humans when they are drunk?  

  I'll beware his tongue, eyebrow and dick.  

  Kahn, please, for once, try not to piss off neighbor. We kick out of Laos. We kick out of Anaheim. I'm tired of running.  

  FAIL.  

  Dude, if you've been fvcking donuts, we need to get you a woman, pronto...  

  Mmmmm, that must produce some oozy cubes.  

  But now we know and experienced it for ourself and it can go away because I'd never do it again anyway (and the world revolves around me).  

  Asshole.  

  You can't stand on your iPhone to reach the cookie jar.  

  Choir members gotta show up on Sunday if anyone's going to hear them sing.  

  TRON 2 is coming out soon. That's much more interesting than what Erica could possibly be posting  

  Things are about to get cray here.  

  Suck it, macadamia man! There can be only one champion worthy of the "Baking Is Gay!" trophy towel. I am that champion.  

  I was made to sit through some movie with time travel, mail boxes and Sandra Bullock. It was just like being raped by a big blue bus.  

  No more pets!