Who's runnin this f'd up planet anyway?
Spontaneous Human Combustion! - How Cool! But I always thought it a trick you can only do once...
Someone needs to kick her in the balls.
Peeing on a church roof in Disneyland.
It just blows my mind.
Onward, lesbian soldiers, munching as to war.
So I've been gangraped by Circuit City.... but perhaps they'll give me a reacharound in the end....
It's like drinking redneck afterbirth.
I'm planing a drive-by.
Homies on the next block aren't respectin' - know what'm sayin????
I thought the hobo in Polar Express was hot!
Don't confuse me with the facts!
She seriously has reached that "punch her in the face and she'll turn to mummy dust" age.
- Chernabog about Zsa Zsa Gabor
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Well, I passed "lather" but I failed "rinse," and then I failed "repeat" too because it includes rinse, which I don't think is very fair.
I'm a Feisty Fawn.
You assholes want bagels, buy your own damned bagels!
I moistened my fence wood just the other day.
Only my reptilian brain has found Paris sexy. And even though I know her "energy policy" was scripted, she actually sounded intelligent and... human. For a minute there at least. And now, I... I think I'm in love.
She's got my vote, 'cuz that ad was hot.
- Pirate Bill on Paris Hilton
I don't trust any air I can't taste.
I want baby foshies.
The exact quote of Obama is,
The jury's out on whether I am also now Korean.
Getting over this impulse is the next vital step in your question to flawlessly Alex someone.
Did you just call NA a Lady of the evening??
I'm going to apply some nuts to my face this year.
