Nah, we need our own version of Habitat for Humanity - we'll call it Vacant LoT and build it.  

  Sweeney Todd - YUK! If Humans were meant to be eaten, we'd have been born with Pastry for Skin.  

  (Blah blah blah)...I had a point...

oh right... (continues)  

  Getting naked is NOT second base!  

  ...even if Initiative X basically declares that the state will now be run by the Intergalactic Federation with Senator Palpatine installed as Emperor-for-life, and claim Y says that we're voting to put more money into schools and save fuzzy bunnies from absolute annihilation by Vogon bulldozers.  

  I'm eating my inner burrito for dinner.  

  No humans were soiled in the watching of the Puppy Bowl  

  She seriously has reached that "punch her in the face and she'll turn to mummy dust" age.  

  Don't come too close - I might smell faintly of pee.  

  After yesterday I called in useless today.  

  I'm a Watery Fish Pig.  

  Today boys and girls we are going to study.....
Barnacle penises!!!  

  Analyzing humor is like taking apart a rose to find out where its beauty button is.  

  I am similarly agnostic about whether there are invisible phase-shifted evil robots in my bedroom closet just waiting for me to go to sleep tonight so that they could kill me.  

  The man is a smarmy condescending multi-millionaire poverty pimp hypocrite.  

  Hey, maybe if women had better body images, we'd be out there fixing the whole world peace, poverty and hunger thing. You never know...  

  Welcome. Enjoy your stay. Make sure to get your shots.  

  Hang on to them hats and caskets, cos' this here's the wildest ride to the afterlife!  

  room? only room anywhere nearby was the outhouse...and that was DEFINITELY self serve
 

  Yes, but I understand your labia are spectacular  

  What is Widow's Peak? I've already visited your hairline, GC.  

  This is gonna be Finding Nemo's Astro Blasters. Bah.  

  I'll beware his tongue, eyebrow and dick.  

  I get toilet lust.  

  LoT is the warm chocolate fondue where I come to dip the crusty French bread of my soul.