My Mac doesn't have a phone corn, do I have no dial-up capacity.
The only way you could make scaeagles tight again is to stick in a ham and pull out the bone.
Well, what if my kid gets trampled?!
- Jerk in fireworks crowd.
I want to come back as a funnel cake. A spooky funnel cake.
That's it. I'm moving to Scotland to become a Highland Cow farmer.
What if the cow is just born ugly? Is the Clint Howard of veal fair game?
Unless it was essentially an MTV Award for Shrillest Performance by a Shrilly Person.
You know what's funny? Sometimes when I think of [gn2dlnd], I taste cheese.
So I've been gangraped by Circuit City.... but perhaps they'll give me a reacharound in the end....
That was totally neat!!!! I do like the balls better though.
DP [Disneyphile]- that's great! You have a pair again. 
If goodness is determined by the lack of crap in the living room and no piles of shoes, my family and I will be burning in the pit of hell for all eternity.
You made out on your first date? GD is a slut!
The exact quote of Obama is,
I'm gonna wear my Halloween costume.
Every fag protest needs a cowboy.
Getting over this impulse is the next vital step in your question to flawlessly Alex someone.
While out of context is usually funny I wish there was a track back link to the original thread.
I'm going to apply some nuts to my face this year.
Relax, other than life sustaining medications, there is nothing terribly vital to be forgotten.
And I do agree with GD on the Constitutional question.
...it also felt like something that might get old quick. But I'll ride it until it does.
A country that dwells too much on the suck in life finds itself killing people for really stupid reasons a couple centuries down the road.
That which is embarrassing among friends is not a 1 to 1 overlap with that which is embarrassing when you're mom wants to talk about it.
Good observation by lashbear, regarding the tongue.
I just don't want to be sticky. I'm okay with wet.
- Not Afraid
(Napa Rose Lounge)
