My Mac doesn't have a phone corn, do I have no dial-up capacity.  

  I did get knocked semi-conscious today by a windblown umbrella  

  Well, what if my kid gets trampled?!  

  He bit my boob.  

  That's The Derby  

  GD: Carp, it's 3 already?

NA: Goldfish, yes it is.  

  I want to come back as a funnel cake. A spooky funnel cake.  

  That's it. I'm moving to Scotland to become a Highland Cow farmer.  

  What if the cow is just born ugly? Is the Clint Howard of veal fair game?  

  Unless it was essentially an MTV Award for Shrillest Performance by a Shrilly Person.  

  You know what's funny? Sometimes when I think of [gn2dlnd], I taste cheese.  

  That was totally neat!!!! I do like the balls better though.  

  DP [Disneyphile]- that's great! You have a pair again.
 

  If goodness is determined by the lack of crap in the living room and no piles of shoes, my family and I will be burning in the pit of hell for all eternity.  

  TRON 2 is coming out soon. That's much more interesting than what Erica could possibly be posting  

  it isn't too often I get to show it off in public.  

  If sunscreen tasted delicious this is what it would taste like.  

  Suck it, macadamia man! There can be only one champion worthy of the "Baking Is Gay!" trophy towel. I am that champion.  

  You can absolutely skip Stitch the Great Escape. They basically strap you in and blow chili farts in your face. It's gross.  

  Relax, other than life sustaining medications, there is nothing terribly vital to be forgotten.  

  ...it also felt like something that might get old quick. But I'll ride it until it does.  

  A country that dwells too much on the suck in life finds itself killing people for really stupid reasons a couple centuries down the road.  

  Errr, don't you just move the lever and bump into things? Is there more to it than that?  

  Good observation by lashbear, regarding the tongue.  

  I just don't want to be sticky. I'm okay with wet.