Let's just say he gets, um ... compensation.  

  (Not to be confused with the 2nd 50th anniversary)  

  Oh for God's Sake, Man ... put some pants on!  

  Corner of your eye, my eye.

The new style is designed to accommodate what's been going on for centuries ... the comparison glance.  

  I think flamingoes are totally cool.  

  Let's put all our discarded digit nails into an envelope and send it to Santa!  

  I want photographic poof first. welcome later.











edited to correct my freudian typo: "I want photographic poof first."  

  Wow, you survived the east coast.



Oh, um, we've kinda gone all Armegeddon while you were out.  

  I want to steal it for posterity .... to recall how wet my posterior got.  

  To say we're not as bad as China is like saying we're not as bad as Nazi Germany (there, I godwined ... deal).  

  but, no, sex with me is not required, heheh.  

  My interest is growing.  

  I'm gonna hide in the refrigerator.  

  scaeagles has some good points.  

  Camping is a process.  

  I hate the rich.  

  Lordy, I'm so gay!  

  I wanna welcome Pru to the land of milk & honey.


(ok, the land of drugs and homos)  

  People often ridicule the pot calling the kettle black ... but it's almost always the pot who knows best about the blackness it sees in kettle.  

  Hugs to the supersize dildo lubed with Not Afraid's snot.  

  ...wondering what it would be like to be 100% homo.  

  I think I overdid it back in the 80's and 90's.  

  [Lucy Van Pelt] THAT'S IT!!!! [/Lucy Van Pelt]  

  mousepod is like the evil twin movie-collecting brother who warns me of what I would have become had not the Ghosts of Christmas Thrift (somewhat) interceded.  

  There are plenty of hungry legal residents willing to paint my bedroom and then blow me for chump change.