I have been wishing everyone, "Happy V.D.  

  Schlöng  

  A very happy unhate day to you all.  

  We loved bacon before bacon was a thing. We will continue loving bacon and inwardly smirk at the trendy bacon poseurs. And in the end, we will continue to have our bacon.  

  Yes, I did just post three times in a row. I suck at the internets.  

  Which reminds me, I haven't seen my ferret since the last time scaeagles visited. Coincidence? I think not.  

  OMG, NA had a boob job and they look like pugs!  

  I am extremely proud to be a white American male. It took foresight and a lot of planning to get the conditions of my birth exactly as I wanted them.  

  I have to say that the mere idea of Ms Lohan attempting to emulate the great Marilyn Monroe is patently absurd and akin to the Taco Bell chihuahua emulating Lassie.  

  This song makes me want to bend girls over and smack them on their asses, in an ironic, modern man sort of way of course.  

  I'm spending time discovering me, and you just can't find that in a lipgloss wand.  

  (talking about Dr. Laura)

Good Lord. Who would want to listen to the homophobic rantings of a hate-inspired crusty old mummy who took mediocre nude pictures of her va-jay-jay that has haunted the internet since 1998? She's as appealing as a Coprophiliac's smile after sex.  

  The extreme right wing's attacks on the patriotism of other Americans is beyond tiresome, beyond boring, and right into past-date garbage.  

  I just wanted to see her tits too.  

  I understand the initial confusion: I am constantly mixing up Arizona and Norway  

  Boobies!  

  If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.  

  Do I need to do back flips? Do I have to strip? Do I need to attach a lighted neon sign to my head? Do I have to open an all-you-can-eat bacon buffet? Do I have to juggle 20 running chainsaws? I'll do whatever it takes folks...  

  Or you can take the easy way out and just quote yourself.

Not that I would ever do that of course....  

  However I must ask what do I need to do to be quoted? Do I need to do back flips? Do I have to strip? Do I need to attach a lighted neon sign to my head? Do I have to open an all-you-can-eat bacon buffet? Do I have to juggle 20 running chainsaws? I'll do whatever it takes folks...  

  [quote=Kevy Baby;193754]Bornieo The Fire Crotch: it's got a good ring to it.[/quote]

So does, Bornieo does Lohan, but I doubt we'll see either.  

  Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive.  

  Let's just say that Kevy's wand is full of Dark Magic.  

  Then you're just not hungry enough. There are children wearing 'Patriots 19-0' t-shirts who would kill for some frozen oatmeal rocks.  

  Your pants exist as cheese? Or just right now?