I'm grateful for the health that we have and the spirit that makes up for the health we don't have. And also for you rowdy LoT, who make us feel a little more complete, a little more included, a little swankier every year.  

  I want to come back as a funnel cake. A spooky funnel cake.  

  Listen, I'll be honest with you: I love Jesus, but I drink a little - Gladys Hardy in Austin, Texas  

  Isn't your ass a rectangle? Mine sure is.  

  corndogs wrapped in bacon... yummm!  

  That's Leo - with the ham for a butt.  

  I used to be able to sex a pre-pubescent rabbit, but I'm not sure I could do it at this point.  

  DP [Disneyphile]- that's great! You have a pair again.
 

  Guess I was too busy wooting off yesterday trying to get a bag of crap to notice.  

  In case of emergency, cure pig.  

  Thanks to the miracle of science, I have the sphincter of a 20 year old.  

  ML's small thing ... had double the chance of popping up ...  

  I have half a mind...  

  well at least when I shop at costco I feel skinny  

  That is more than one little Jew can handle! *faints dead away*  

  it isn't too often I get to show it off in public.  

  Nothing is good.  

  The book was better then the movie. I don't care for the actress either. Where's the emotion? Where's the passion?  

  Don't be a douche.  

  We all know iSm has Rant Tourettes Syndrome.
 

  Relax, other than life sustaining medications, there is nothing terribly vital to be forgotten.  

  Man, I have really become the whipping boy around here lately...  

  Good observation by lashbear, regarding the tongue.  

  I just don't want to be sticky. I'm okay with wet.  

  Oh damn, I was sexretly hoping you would go for the gold pants.