He bit my boob.  

  I'm grateful for the health that we have and the spirit that makes up for the health we don't have. And also for you rowdy LoT, who make us feel a little more complete, a little more included, a little swankier every year.  

  I want to come back as a funnel cake. A spooky funnel cake.  

  Isn't your ass a rectangle? Mine sure is.  

  corndogs wrapped in bacon... yummm!  

  That's Leo - with the ham for a butt.  

  I used to be able to sex a pre-pubescent rabbit, but I'm not sure I could do it at this point.  

  DP [Disneyphile]- that's great! You have a pair again.
 

  Guess I was too busy wooting off yesterday trying to get a bag of crap to notice.  

  In case of emergency, cure pig.  

  Thanks to the miracle of science, I have the sphincter of a 20 year old.  

  ML's small thing ... had double the chance of popping up ...  

  I have half a mind...  

  well at least when I shop at costco I feel skinny  

  I've tried to get a good pneumonic device to help me out, but to no avail.  

  That is more than one little Jew can handle! *faints dead away*  

  it isn't too often I get to show it off in public.  

  Nothing is good.  

  The book was better then the movie. I don't care for the actress either. Where's the emotion? Where's the passion?  

  Don't be a douche.  

  We all know iSm has Rant Tourettes Syndrome.
 

  Relax, other than life sustaining medications, there is nothing terribly vital to be forgotten.  

  Man, I have really become the whipping boy around here lately...  

  I just don't want to be sticky. I'm okay with wet.  

  Oh damn, I was sexretly hoping you would go for the gold pants.