My Mac doesn't have a phone corn, do I have no dial-up capacity.  

  I'm grateful for the health that we have and the spirit that makes up for the health we don't have. And also for you rowdy LoT, who make us feel a little more complete, a little more included, a little swankier every year.  

  Listen, I'll be honest with you: I love Jesus, but I drink a little - Gladys Hardy in Austin, Texas  

  Isn't your ass a rectangle? Mine sure is.  

  A tear-smothered voice behind thecorndogwalker whispered, "Welcome".  

  corndogs wrapped in bacon... yummm!  

  That's Leo - with the ham for a butt.  

  Fruck you, Circuit City.  

  So I've been gangraped by Circuit City.... but perhaps they'll give me a reacharound in the end....  

  I used to be able to sex a pre-pubescent rabbit, but I'm not sure I could do it at this point.  

  Guess I was too busy wooting off yesterday trying to get a bag of crap to notice.  

  ML's small thing ... had double the chance of popping up ...  

  I have half a mind...  

  well at least when I shop at costco I feel skinny  

  That is more than one little Jew can handle! *faints dead away*  

  TRON 2 is coming out soon. That's much more interesting than what Erica could possibly be posting  

  If sunscreen tasted delicious this is what it would taste like.  

  The book was better then the movie. I don't care for the actress either. Where's the emotion? Where's the passion?  

  Suck it, macadamia man! There can be only one champion worthy of the "Baking Is Gay!" trophy towel. I am that champion.  

  I'm beginning to think Gn2Dlnd is going to out-curmudgeon the King Curmudgeon  

  Don't be a douche.  

  We all know iSm has Rant Tourettes Syndrome.
 

  Sometimes it's beneficial to pick up a cheap one on craigslist.  

  Errr, don't you just move the lever and bump into things? Is there more to it than that?  

  Oh damn, I was sexretly hoping you would go for the gold pants.