The only way you could make scaeagles tight again is to stick in a ham and pull out the bone.  

  Listen, I'll be honest with you: I love Jesus, but I drink a little - Gladys Hardy in Austin, Texas  

  A tear-smothered voice behind thecorndogwalker whispered, "Welcome".  

  corndogs wrapped in bacon... yummm!  

  That's Leo - with the ham for a butt.  

  oh, while you were out I was offered a job  

  Let the puppies out, and have a good time.  

  Fruck you, Circuit City.  

  So I've been gangraped by Circuit City.... but perhaps they'll give me a reacharound in the end....  

  I used to be able to sex a pre-pubescent rabbit, but I'm not sure I could do it at this point.  

  Guess I was too busy wooting off yesterday trying to get a bag of crap to notice.  

  In case of emergency, cure pig.  

  I have half a mind...  

  You made out on your first date? GD is a slut!  

  well at least when I shop at costco I feel skinny  

  I've tried to get a good pneumonic device to help me out, but to no avail.  

  The exact quote of Obama is,  

  I'm gonna wear my Halloween costume.
Every fag protest needs a cowboy.  

  Nothing is good.  

  We don't have APness at the moment though.  

  I'm beginning to think Gn2Dlnd is going to out-curmudgeon the King Curmudgeon  

  Don't be a douche.  

  [quote=Cadaverous Pallor;336467]We all know iSm has Rant Tourettes Syndrome.
 

  While out of context is usually funny I wish there was a track back link to the original thread.  

  Sometimes it's beneficial to pick up a cheap one on craigslist.