He bit my boob.  

  I'm grateful for the health that we have and the spirit that makes up for the health we don't have. And also for you rowdy LoT, who make us feel a little more complete, a little more included, a little swankier every year.  

  I want to come back as a funnel cake. A spooky funnel cake.  

  Isn't your ass a rectangle? Mine sure is.  

  corndogs wrapped in bacon... yummm!  

  That's Leo - with the ham for a butt.  

  I used to be able to sex a pre-pubescent rabbit, but I'm not sure I could do it at this point.  

  DP [Disneyphile]- that's great! You have a pair again.
 

  Guess I was too busy wooting off yesterday trying to get a bag of crap to notice.  

  In case of emergency, cure pig.  

  Thanks to the miracle of science, I have the sphincter of a 20 year old.  

  ML's small thing ... had double the chance of popping up ...  

  I have half a mind...  

  That is more than one little Jew can handle! *faints dead away*  

  TRON 2 is coming out soon. That's much more interesting than what Erica could possibly be posting  

  Nothing is good.  

  If sunscreen tasted delicious this is what it would taste like.  

  The book was better then the movie. I don't care for the actress either. Where's the emotion? Where's the passion?  

  I'm beginning to think Gn2Dlnd is going to out-curmudgeon the King Curmudgeon  

  Don't be a douche.  

  We all know iSm has Rant Tourettes Syndrome.
 

  Man, I have really become the whipping boy around here lately...  

  Sometimes it's beneficial to pick up a cheap one on craigslist.  

  Errr, don't you just move the lever and bump into things? Is there more to it than that?  

  Oh damn, I was sexretly hoping you would go for the gold pants.