I did get knocked semi-conscious today by a windblown umbrella  

  I'm grateful for the health that we have and the spirit that makes up for the health we don't have. And also for you rowdy LoT, who make us feel a little more complete, a little more included, a little swankier every year.  

  That's The Derby  

  GD: Carp, it's 3 already?

NA: Goldfish, yes it is.  

  Isn't your ass a rectangle? Mine sure is.  

  corndogs wrapped in bacon... yummm!  

  oh, while you were out I was offered a job  

  Let the puppies out, and have a good time.  

  I used to be able to sex a pre-pubescent rabbit, but I'm not sure I could do it at this point.  

  In case of emergency, cure pig.  

  Thanks to the miracle of science, I have the sphincter of a 20 year old.  

  ML's small thing ... had double the chance of popping up ...  

  You made out on your first date? GD is a slut!  

  well at least when I shop at costco I feel skinny  

  I've tried to get a good pneumonic device to help me out, but to no avail.  

  Nothing is good.  

  The book was better then the movie. I don't care for the actress either. Where's the emotion? Where's the passion?  

  We don't have APness at the moment though.  

  I'm beginning to think Gn2Dlnd is going to out-curmudgeon the King Curmudgeon  

  [quote=Cadaverous Pallor;336467]We all know iSm has Rant Tourettes Syndrome.
 

  Man, I have really become the whipping boy around here lately...  

  And I do agree with GD on the Constitutional question.  

  That which is embarrassing among friends is not a 1 to 1 overlap with that which is embarrassing when you're mom wants to talk about it.  

  Sometimes it's beneficial to pick up a cheap one on craigslist.  

  Oh damn, I was sexretly hoping you would go for the gold pants.