I'm grateful for the health that we have and the spirit that makes up for the health we don't have. And also for you rowdy LoT, who make us feel a little more complete, a little more included, a little swankier every year.  

  That's The Derby  

  GD: Carp, it's 3 already?

NA: Goldfish, yes it is.  

  Isn't your ass a rectangle? Mine sure is.  

  corndogs wrapped in bacon... yummm!  

  oh, while you were out I was offered a job  

  Let the puppies out, and have a good time.  

  I used to be able to sex a pre-pubescent rabbit, but I'm not sure I could do it at this point.  

  In case of emergency, cure pig.  

  Thanks to the miracle of science, I have the sphincter of a 20 year old.  

  ML's small thing ... had double the chance of popping up ...  

  well at least when I shop at costco I feel skinny  

  That is more than one little Jew can handle! *faints dead away*  

  TRON 2 is coming out soon. That's much more interesting than what Erica could possibly be posting  

  Nothing is good.  

  If sunscreen tasted delicious this is what it would taste like.  

  The book was better then the movie. I don't care for the actress either. Where's the emotion? Where's the passion?  

  Suck it, macadamia man! There can be only one champion worthy of the "Baking Is Gay!" trophy towel. I am that champion.  

  I'm beginning to think Gn2Dlnd is going to out-curmudgeon the King Curmudgeon  

  Don't be a douche.  

  We all know iSm has Rant Tourettes Syndrome.
 

  Man, I have really become the whipping boy around here lately...  

  Sometimes it's beneficial to pick up a cheap one on craigslist.  

  Errr, don't you just move the lever and bump into things? Is there more to it than that?  

  Oh damn, I was sexretly hoping you would go for the gold pants.