The only way you could make scaeagles tight again is to stick in a ham and pull out the bone.
Listen, I'll be honest with you: I love Jesus, but I drink a little - Gladys Hardy in Austin, Texas
A tear-smothered voice behind thecorndogwalker whispered, "Welcome".
corndogs wrapped in bacon... yummm!
That's Leo - with the ham for a butt.
- Lashbear via Cadaverous Pallor
oh, while you were out I was offered a job
Let the puppies out, and have a good time.
Fruck you, Circuit City.
I used to be able to sex a pre-pubescent rabbit, but I'm not sure I could do it at this point.
Guess I was too busy wooting off yesterday trying to get a bag of crap to notice. 
I have half a mind...
well at least when I shop at costco I feel skinny
- uroMeinke - via Twitter
That is more than one little Jew can handle! *faints dead away*
TRON 2 is coming out soon. That's much more interesting than what Erica could possibly be posting
it isn't too often I get to show it off in public.
Nothing is good.
If sunscreen tasted delicious this is what it would taste like.
The book was better then the movie. I don't care for the actress either. Where's the emotion? Where's the passion?
I'm beginning to think Gn2Dlnd is going to out-curmudgeon the King Curmudgeon
Don't be a douche.
We all know iSm has Rant Tourettes Syndrome.
Sometimes it's beneficial to pick up a cheap one on craigslist.
Errr, don't you just move the lever and bump into things? Is there more to it than that?
- Moonliner
(Posted in thread "June 15")
Good observation by lashbear, regarding the tongue.
Oh damn, I was sexretly hoping you would go for the gold pants.
