(If I don't wear underwear, my package is simply .... alarming. Ask anyone who's seen me in jeans on a commando day - - or, better yet, seen me in my red long johns of death!)  

  Wow, an actual mea culpa. Hoist up the red longjohns!  

  I could talk about it now if you want. It just doesn't seem as thrilling.  

  (Tramspotter)'s not the straightest talker ... but for every unintelligible non-puncutated rant, there's a great dinosaur tampon joke.  

  Gemini Cricket has been hooking up with some sleazebag, and he's been getting his brains ******ed out on a regular, but degrading, basis for the past couple of weeks.


He'll soon tire of being treated like a dish rag, and he'll come crawling back to the LoT ... mark my words.  

  [quote=Latenite Tram Announcer]We hope you had a Magical Day here at the Disneyland Resort![/quote]
[quote=Tram Guest]Yeah, all my money disappeared.[/quote]


 

  I like pancakes.  

  Hannah and Her Sisters, N.A.'s fave Woody.  

  Insert Appropriate GayDay Double Entendre Here.



(And, if it's wide enough, insert another one)  

  My advice does not pertain to me.  

  You're really cute when I'm drunk..........and I mean that as the compliment that it is.  

  yes, Gemini Cricket, I am a size queen  

  Wow! We could play Where in the World is Carmen San Diego!  

  Getting naked is NOT second base!  

  What is Widow's Peak? I've already visited your hairline, GC.  

  This is gonna be Finding Nemo's Astro Blasters. Bah.  

  Let's just say that Kevy's wand is full of Dark Magic.  

  If I met Spielberg, I'd hug him then push a knife through his left testicle.  

  Wow, i'm agreeing with scaeagles. Someone fetch me my blood pressure medicine.  

  Tomorrow should be interesting.  

  I'm gonna wear my Halloween costume.
Every fag protest needs a cowboy.  

  But I'm a sucker for emotion.  

  Pixar For President!!  

  Love it when they're interactive.  

  Quikster? Yeah, smart. In other stupid news, Google just changed their name to Searchfun and Coke is changing theirs to Brown Bubble Drinkup.