I think Cotillard's dress was terrible. I said it last night and I'll say it again... She looked like a tilapia.  

  Is it, in fact, possible to to disagree with a change to an attraction and not be accused of wanting Disneyland to be a museum? The word "purist" is also being used as if it's somehow a bad thing to not want parasites in one's glass of water.  

  I hereby officially coin a new term: actividiots. Because it's quicker than saying idiots who try to be activists.  

  Now he'll be jerking off Chicken Little.  

  I won a major award!
I win!
 

  Dude, your request for details is really harshing my mellow.  

  I used to be able to sex a pre-pubescent rabbit, but I'm not sure I could do it at this point.  

  Cheetah and Sequins ... for when you just don't care.  

  So, congrats to those requiring congrats, and bummer to those requiring sympathy.  

  Note to self: While at work, You REALLY have to stop googling for unfamiliar things Kevy posts.  

  I want to steal it for posterity .... to recall how wet my posterior got.  

  My cum is part diet, part me.  

  One of the questions is "Why oh God why?" to which he responds, "it seemed like a good idea at the time.  

  I suggest buying cheap pillows at a thrift store and attacking them with a butcher knife. It works wonders.  

  It occurs to me that that comes off as a party pooper post. And I make enough of those that I don't need to do it unintentionally.  

  Well, the forties are great because when you start to remember all of the things you are 'supposed' to have, or, have done, your memory sucks so you really don't remember what you were worried about in the first place!!!  

  Anyway .... as bad as things may suck for any of us .... we know they could suck way, way, WAY more.  

  Yes, it's a fact, when most of you first met me via MousePad and MouseAdventure, I was but a baby-fresh 25-year-old already with the soul of a near-death octogenarian.

In the years since my soul died.  

  I used to do drugs in the 80's.
Now I do them at any temperature.  

  If you can breathe, dear, it isn't tight enough.  

  Kahn, please, for once, try not to piss off neighbor. We kick out of Laos. We kick out of Anaheim. I'm tired of running.  

  Well, I passed "lather" but I failed "rinse," and then I failed "repeat" too because it includes rinse, which I don't think is very fair.  

  went twice last week

I love the dump. THE place to abandon the deluge of unneeded 'stuff' in ones life. I always feel better when leaving....although that might just be getting out of the smell zone.  

  BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN....Here is a Bulletin...The sun did not come up this morning, huge cracks have appeared in the earth's surface, and big rocks are falling out of the sky! Details 25 minutes from now on ACTION CENTRAL NEWS SCAN!  

  Make sure to take a dump first.