Mom, that lady's a swinger!!  

  I can see the ad campaign now: "This Valentines Day, you can go down on the biggest shaft in this rockin' dimension!  

  We'll be at the shorts!  

  it's not a belly tee-shirt that says in monster glitter letters "ASK ME ABOUT MY INTACT HYMEN AND WHY".Y'know?  

  To hell with your subpoenas, Congress, the White House interns serve at the pleasure of the President.



That's what a real man would have said.  

  oh, while you were out I was offered a job  

  Let the puppies out, and have a good time.  

  Every so often he gets a tidbit right, but even a blind man fumbling around in a bathhouse will grab someone's balls eventually.  

  He's a big ol' bottom !  

  if it's not hard, who cares?  

  yes, Gemini Cricket, I am a size queen  

  Cheetah and Sequins ... for when you just don't care.  

  My cum is part diet, part me.  

  In case of emergency, cure pig.  

  We're awesome people. I don't know if you realize that.  

  Thanks to the miracle of science, I have the sphincter of a 20 year old.  

  Honestly, iSm... Most of the things on your list are things that annoyed me. You and I obviously have different ideas of what is fun.  

  And the Vajayjay's aren't bizzare? Most of the 'em it's like a Return of the Jedi flashback with the Fett plunging to his death inside the "mighty" Sarlacc.  

  We don't have APness at the moment though.  

  I'm beginning to think Gn2Dlnd is going to out-curmudgeon the King Curmudgeon  

  Perfect example of how going to church makes them no more of a Christian than going to their garage makes them a car.  

  [quote=Cadaverous Pallor;336467]We all know iSm has Rant Tourettes Syndrome.
 

  Man, I have really become the whipping boy around here lately...  

  We practice being perfect so that when he don't have the luxury of trying to be, we simply are.  

  Sometimes it's beneficial to pick up a cheap one on craigslist.