Mom, that lady's a swinger!!  

  I can see the ad campaign now: "This Valentines Day, you can go down on the biggest shaft in this rockin' dimension!  

  We'll be at the shorts!  

  Listen, I'll be honest with you: I love Jesus, but I drink a little - Gladys Hardy in Austin, Texas  

  corndogs wrapped in bacon... yummm!  

  it's not a belly tee-shirt that says in monster glitter letters "ASK ME ABOUT MY INTACT HYMEN AND WHY".Y'know?  

  To hell with your subpoenas, Congress, the White House interns serve at the pleasure of the President.



That's what a real man would have said.  

  That's Leo - with the ham for a butt.  

  I like pancakes.  

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  Every so often he gets a tidbit right, but even a blind man fumbling around in a bathhouse will grab someone's balls eventually.  

  Do they seralcohol here ?  

  I used to be able to sex a pre-pubescent rabbit, but I'm not sure I could do it at this point.  

  Cheetah and Sequins ... for when you just don't care.  

  My cum is part diet, part me.  

  Guess I was too busy wooting off yesterday trying to get a bag of crap to notice.  

  It's like getting a pork facial.  

  I have half a mind...  

  well at least when I shop at costco I feel skinny  

  I've tried to get a good pneumonic device to help me out, but to no avail.  

  Honestly, iSm... Most of the things on your list are things that annoyed me. You and I obviously have different ideas of what is fun.  

  Nothing is good.  

  And the Vajayjay's aren't bizzare? Most of the 'em it's like a Return of the Jedi flashback with the Fett plunging to his death inside the "mighty" Sarlacc.  

  Perfect example of how going to church makes them no more of a Christian than going to their garage makes them a car.  

  We practice being perfect so that when he don't have the luxury of trying to be, we simply are.