Mom, that lady's a swinger!!  

  I can see the ad campaign now: "This Valentines Day, you can go down on the biggest shaft in this rockin' dimension!  

  I'm grateful for the health that we have and the spirit that makes up for the health we don't have. And also for you rowdy LoT, who make us feel a little more complete, a little more included, a little swankier every year.  

  We'll be at the shorts!  

  Isn't your ass a rectangle? Mine sure is.  

  it's not a belly tee-shirt that says in monster glitter letters "ASK ME ABOUT MY INTACT HYMEN AND WHY".Y'know?  

  To hell with your subpoenas, Congress, the White House interns serve at the pleasure of the President.



That's what a real man would have said.  

  Every so often he gets a tidbit right, but even a blind man fumbling around in a bathhouse will grab someone's balls eventually.  

  My advice does not pertain to me.  

  You're really cute when I'm drunk..........and I mean that as the compliment that it is.  

  Cheetah and Sequins ... for when you just don't care.  

  My cum is part diet, part me.  

  i swear you sent 3 watermelons but only 2 are in my garder  

  In case of emergency, cure pig.  

  I just like the words

glowing orb  

  ML's small thing ... had double the chance of popping up ...  

  That is more than one little Jew can handle! *faints dead away*  

  Honestly, iSm... Most of the things on your list are things that annoyed me. You and I obviously have different ideas of what is fun.  

  And the Vajayjay's aren't bizzare? Most of the 'em it's like a Return of the Jedi flashback with the Fett plunging to his death inside the "mighty" Sarlacc.  

  The book was better then the movie. I don't care for the actress either. Where's the emotion? Where's the passion?  

  Perfect example of how going to church makes them no more of a Christian than going to their garage makes them a car.  

  We all know iSm has Rant Tourettes Syndrome.
 

  Man, I have really become the whipping boy around here lately...  

  We practice being perfect so that when he don't have the luxury of trying to be, we simply are.  

  Oh damn, I was sexretly hoping you would go for the gold pants.