Mom, that lady's a swinger!!  

  I can see the ad campaign now: "This Valentines Day, you can go down on the biggest shaft in this rockin' dimension!  

  We'll be at the shorts!  

  Listen, I'll be honest with you: I love Jesus, but I drink a little - Gladys Hardy in Austin, Texas  

  A tear-smothered voice behind thecorndogwalker whispered, "Welcome".  

  it's not a belly tee-shirt that says in monster glitter letters "ASK ME ABOUT MY INTACT HYMEN AND WHY".Y'know?  

  To hell with your subpoenas, Congress, the White House interns serve at the pleasure of the President.



That's what a real man would have said.  

  That's Leo - with the ham for a butt.  

  Fruck you, Circuit City.  

  Every so often he gets a tidbit right, but even a blind man fumbling around in a bathhouse will grab someone's balls eventually.  

  He's a big ol' bottom !  

  I found my pearl necklace! I should wear it when i go snowballing.  

  hiccup  

  if it's not hard, who cares?  

  Cheetah and Sequins ... for when you just don't care.  

  My cum is part diet, part me.  

  Guess I was too busy wooting off yesterday trying to get a bag of crap to notice.  

  I have half a mind...  

  I've tried to get a good pneumonic device to help me out, but to no avail.  

  Honestly, iSm... Most of the things on your list are things that annoyed me. You and I obviously have different ideas of what is fun.  

  And the Vajayjay's aren't bizzare? Most of the 'em it's like a Return of the Jedi flashback with the Fett plunging to his death inside the "mighty" Sarlacc.  

  We don't have APness at the moment though.  

  Perfect example of how going to church makes them no more of a Christian than going to their garage makes them a car.  

  [quote=Cadaverous Pallor;336467]We all know iSm has Rant Tourettes Syndrome.
 

  We practice being perfect so that when he don't have the luxury of trying to be, we simply are.