Pretty soon granola bras will be trendy.  

  I like pancakes.  

  http://members.dslextreme.com/users/.../ChrisErik.JPG
http://members.dslextreme.com/users/...s/ErikMark.JPG  

  Do they seralcohol here ?  

  He's a big ol' bottom !  

  I found my pearl necklace! I should wear it when i go snowballing.  

  My advice does not pertain to me.  

  hiccup  

  You're really cute when I'm drunk..........and I mean that as the compliment that it is.  

  if it's not hard, who cares?  

  yes, Gemini Cricket, I am a size queen  

  Getting naked is NOT second base!  

  Today boys and girls we are going to study.....
Barnacle penises!!!  

  This is gonna be Finding Nemo's Astro Blasters. Bah.  

  I want to steal it for posterity .... to recall how wet my posterior got.  

  i swear you sent 3 watermelons but only 2 are in my garder  

  ...oh I get it! It's a race!  

  I'd do just about anything for bacon.  

  It's like getting a pork facial.  

  We're awesome people. I don't know if you realize that.  

  My orafaces are stuffed with meat.  

  This thread has officially failed.

Go back to your damn earworm thread, you carpetbaggers!  

  My snot addled brain cannot handle the switching back and forth from grandma to double sided dildo.  

  rogain + viagra = republican  

  Baked potato, creme brulee, and the company of friends. At Disneyland! Doesn't get much better than that.