If you follow all the rules, you miss all the fun.  

  If insanity's heriditary I'm screwed.  

  It's never to early for Robin's eggs.  

  I wonder what they really look like.  

  No MSG. I had a bannana. Tastier than a couch.  

  Inserting another one will also make it wider.  

  (On chauffeuring the Amish in her car)

I blindfold them and make clippy clop noises to fake them out.  

  i swear you sent 3 watermelons but only 2 are in my garder  

  One can never have too much BJ


Oh. You meant the restaurant...  

  Hey! That's 27 in gay years!  

  My sister is a control freak moron - just sayin...  

  goodness only knows where else my ass is.  

  There is not enough bleach in the world to wash that image away....  

  Forget Leo and wet monkey vaginas  

  Ladies and Gentlemen... I'm happy to report that the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned back on.  

  Porcupine balls are gross.  

  Ladies and gentlemen... I'm please to announce that the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched back on.  

  If I last another 20 minutes, I will have gone the whole day without killing anyone. I consider this an accomplishment.  

  The tangle of red herring!  

  Why are people derailing a thread about queefing?!  

  ...one must always remember that everything Republicans do is good, and everything Democrats do is bad. And always listen to Fox News, 'cause they know whats best for you. See how easy that makes everything? You don't have to do any thinking for yourself anymore!  

  You can absolutely skip Stitch the Great Escape. They basically strap you in and blow chili farts in your face. It's gross.  

  Don't make Alex put on his angry eyes.  

  You'd think Leif Garret phoned or something.  

  I'm still getting a Premium. I don't care. I need Premium.