The memory even tastes gross...  

  twelve isn't too young to experience the first taste of bitter, soul-killing rejection.  

  Culture Club. Weinermobile... Kevy, your gay is showing.  

  My mother was on pills this year because she was sick; she was on morphine for the first time. I said, "Let's play Coltrane! Finally you'll understand it.  

  I'm a Feisty Fawn.  

  i swear you sent 3 watermelons but only 2 are in my garder  

  Aw Mary, we know you like it when the sweeps talk dirty to you

Have a little rum punch...  

  Swine, pig whore, slut, trollop  

  FAIL.  

  There's nothing more anally retentive than a constipated Jew.  

  Guess I was too busy wooting off yesterday trying to get a bag of crap to notice.  

  You assholes want bagels, buy your own damned bagels!  

  Holy lord, it took 232 posts for this thread to get to the subject of tits and/or bacon?!?!?  

  The Power of Chrysler Compels You!!!  

  I'll eventually see the details. Unless they're only shown on Nancy Grace. Then I'll just have to live in ignorance.  

  ...oh I get it! It's a race!  

  I get paid, not by the number of times I write sphincter, but by the number of times I get someone else to write sphincter.  

  When are we beating up the Jehovah' Witness' with bats??  

  Dude, if you've been fvcking donuts, we need to get you a woman, pronto...  

  Dude, if you've been fvcking donuts, we need to get you a woman, pronto...  

  I like the dark side. They have donuts here.  

  I like the dark side. They have donuts here.  

  Dude, if you've been fvcking donuts, we need to get you a woman, pronto...  

  NirvanaMan's young enough to be my son and I'd do him.  

  I like twisted sex.