If you follow all the rules, you miss all the fun.  

  Hippy Pappy Happy Smaffy Laffy Daffy Dingle,

Every time a birthday comes we sing this little jingle,

It can cover birthdays for a multitude or single,

Hippy Pappy Happy Smaffy Laffy Daffy Dingle  

  I hope to celebrate Columbus Day again in 2007  

  Ribbed for her

Mickeylumbo.  

  I'm pretty sure that Republicans would impose communisim if they could do it in such a way that it would be embarrassing to Democrats (and, vice versa, Democrats fascism).  

  I understand that on the outskirts of S.D. some peoples pipes have frozen and burst! {or whatever happens to frozen pipes....}  

  Jughead P. Jones IS THE DEVIL!!!  

  So I guess I get to say JW was right.  

  I'm getting married in an INFLATABLE CHAPEL!  

  The term "God" can be anything but yourself: The jar of honey in the cupboard, the Matterhorn, the granite peaks of Kings canyon, the man with the great white beard, Lounge of Tomorrow as a collective group....  

  ...the reduction was divine...  

  This is a test, this is only a test. Had this been an actual theme park, you would have been directed to more fun and E-Ticket rides. This is only a test.  

  Ewwwwww, I think I got some CM in my mouth....  

  Araknid Kid gets my vote!  

  Yes, it was quite the orgy of wit.  

  One does not go to Waikiki to experience the sand. That would be tantamount to saying, "Go to Magic Mountain because they have a similar kind of asphalt as Disneyland.  

  OMG, NA had a boob job and they look like pugs!  

  I like twisted sex.  

  My orafaces are stuffed with meat.  

  I like to see s*** blown up.  

  Yeah, I had fun. Now how much will it cost me to have you delete the video?  

  While I often wonder what it would be like to have a larger penis...  

  I am also a rat  

  I can't trust a straight guy to judge the hottness of a dude. They're just not... equipped to ascertain all the nuances of the male form. It's like asking an emu to tell you if the béarnaise is ready.  

  I can far outpoop any party...