Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the

black flag, and begin slitting throats.  

  Hippy Pappy Happy Smaffy Laffy Daffy Dingle,

Every time a birthday comes we sing this little jingle,

It can cover birthdays for a multitude or single,

Hippy Pappy Happy Smaffy Laffy Daffy Dingle  

  But where is the fun in that?  

  I hope to celebrate Columbus Day again in 2007  

  Ribbed for her

Mickeylumbo.  

  I understand that on the outskirts of S.D. some peoples pipes have frozen and burst! {or whatever happens to frozen pipes....}  

  Jughead P. Jones IS THE DEVIL!!!  

  I dont think I am going to be sticking that thing in my mouth anymore. But it's got really nice packaging...  

  I'm getting married in an INFLATABLE CHAPEL!  

  http://members.dslextreme.com/users/.../ChrisErik.JPG
http://members.dslextreme.com/users/...s/ErikMark.JPG  

  The Haunting - The Robert Wise 1963 version. The story of one woman's battle with architecture and lesbianism.  

  Araknid Kid gets my vote!  

  Yes, it was quite the orgy of wit.  

  One does not go to Waikiki to experience the sand. That would be tantamount to saying, "Go to Magic Mountain because they have a similar kind of asphalt as Disneyland.  

  After yesterday I called in useless today.  

  Today boys and girls we are going to study.....
Barnacle penises!!!  

  I like the dark side. They have donuts here.  

  rogain + viagra = republican  

  So....am I like the crazy yet beloved uncle that everyone is amused by but no one takes seriously?  

  Oh dear lord- Mom knows how to speak text.  

  ...wondering what it would be like to be 100% homo.  

  But it is hard to get in the mood with squawking dinosaurs making all that noise.  

  Got it: Republicans are evil incarnate and Democrats are pure as the driven snow.  

  ...when a democrat does something wrong, it's right wing conspiracy.  

  Tim Burton's "The King's Speech" would have Johnny Depp as King George, dream-like flashbacks to his growing up with "King Daddy George" and a CGI trip through his larynx set to the music of Oingo Boingo.