In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for;

as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.  

  Hippy Pappy Happy Smaffy Laffy Daffy Dingle,

Every time a birthday comes we sing this little jingle,

It can cover birthdays for a multitude or single,

Hippy Pappy Happy Smaffy Laffy Daffy Dingle  

  I hope to celebrate Columbus Day again in 2007  

  Ribbed for her

Mickeylumbo.  

  Remember, cats don't have owners... they have staff.  

  I understand that on the outskirts of S.D. some peoples pipes have frozen and burst! {or whatever happens to frozen pipes....}  

  Jughead P. Jones IS THE DEVIL!!!  

  Pretty soon granola bras will be trendy.  

  I'm getting married in an INFLATABLE CHAPEL!  

  You know......we didn't break even one cocktail class!  

  there are alot of flames here in west hollywood....  

  A PC is a tool. A Mac is a lifestyle choice.

Damn cult.  

  if it's not hard, who cares?  

  Araknid Kid gets my vote!  

  Yes, it was quite the orgy of wit.  

  One does not go to Waikiki to experience the sand. That would be tantamount to saying, "Go to Magic Mountain because they have a similar kind of asphalt as Disneyland.  

  I'm a Watery Fish Pig.  

  This is gonna be Finding Nemo's Astro Blasters. Bah.  

  ...He sailed away into pig heaven - a place where there is no bacon.  

  [...I just wanted to whip something out.  

  But then, I'm a rat...  

  ...my fellow homosexual males...  

  Being shoved into a tube was my favorite part...  

  Watching an evangelical fall is better than eating Reese's Peanut Butter Cups while getting a blow job.  

  You all are poopooheads.