Hippy Pappy Happy Smaffy Laffy Daffy Dingle,

Every time a birthday comes we sing this little jingle,

It can cover birthdays for a multitude or single,

Hippy Pappy Happy Smaffy Laffy Daffy Dingle  

  I hope to celebrate Columbus Day again in 2007  

  Ribbed for her

Mickeylumbo.  

  I'm pretty sure that Republicans would impose communisim if they could do it in such a way that it would be embarrassing to Democrats (and, vice versa, Democrats fascism).  

  I understand that on the outskirts of S.D. some peoples pipes have frozen and burst! {or whatever happens to frozen pipes....}  

  Jughead P. Jones IS THE DEVIL!!!  

  I'm getting married in an INFLATABLE CHAPEL!  

  You know......we didn't break even one cocktail class!  

  there are alot of flames here in west hollywood....  

  A PC is a tool. A Mac is a lifestyle choice.

Damn cult.  

  Araknid Kid gets my vote!  

  Yes, it was quite the orgy of wit.  

  One does not go to Waikiki to experience the sand. That would be tantamount to saying, "Go to Magic Mountain because they have a similar kind of asphalt as Disneyland.  

  Getting naked is NOT second base!  

  I'm a Watery Fish Pig.  

  I want to steal it for posterity .... to recall how wet my posterior got.  

  I like twisted sex.  

  ...He sailed away into pig heaven - a place where there is no bacon.  

  I'd do just about anything for bacon.  

  But then, I'm a rat...  

  ...my fellow homosexual males...  

  Being shoved into a tube was my favorite part...  

  There are plenty of hungry legal residents willing to paint my bedroom and then blow me for chump change.  

  Watching an evangelical fall is better than eating Reese's Peanut Butter Cups while getting a blow job.  

  You all are poopooheads.