In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for;

as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.  

  Hippy Pappy Happy Smaffy Laffy Daffy Dingle,

Every time a birthday comes we sing this little jingle,

It can cover birthdays for a multitude or single,

Hippy Pappy Happy Smaffy Laffy Daffy Dingle  

  I hope to celebrate Columbus Day again in 2007  

  Ribbed for her

Mickeylumbo.  

  Remember, cats don't have owners... they have staff.  

  I understand that on the outskirts of S.D. some peoples pipes have frozen and burst! {or whatever happens to frozen pipes....}  

  Jughead P. Jones IS THE DEVIL!!!  

  I'm getting married in an INFLATABLE CHAPEL!  

  You know......we didn't break even one cocktail class!  

  A PC is a tool. A Mac is a lifestyle choice.

Damn cult.  

  Araknid Kid gets my vote!  

  Yes, it was quite the orgy of wit.  

  One does not go to Waikiki to experience the sand. That would be tantamount to saying, "Go to Magic Mountain because they have a similar kind of asphalt as Disneyland.  

  I'm a Watery Fish Pig.  

  I want to steal it for posterity .... to recall how wet my posterior got.  

  ...He sailed away into pig heaven - a place where there is no bacon.  

  I'd do just about anything for bacon.  

  [...I just wanted to whip something out.  

  Lordy, I'm so gay!  

  Baked potato, creme brulee, and the company of friends. At Disneyland! Doesn't get much better than that.  

  So....am I like the crazy yet beloved uncle that everyone is amused by but no one takes seriously?  

  Oh dear lord- Mom knows how to speak text.  

  ...wondering what it would be like to be 100% homo.  

  But it is hard to get in the mood with squawking dinosaurs making all that noise.  

  Tim Burton's "The King's Speech" would have Johnny Depp as King George, dream-like flashbacks to his growing up with "King Daddy George" and a CGI trip through his larynx set to the music of Oingo Boingo.