In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for;

as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.  

  Hippy Pappy Happy Smaffy Laffy Daffy Dingle,

Every time a birthday comes we sing this little jingle,

It can cover birthdays for a multitude or single,

Hippy Pappy Happy Smaffy Laffy Daffy Dingle  

  But where is the fun in that?  

  I hope to celebrate Columbus Day again in 2007  

  Ribbed for her

Mickeylumbo.  

  I understand that on the outskirts of S.D. some peoples pipes have frozen and burst! {or whatever happens to frozen pipes....}  

  Jughead P. Jones IS THE DEVIL!!!  

  I dont think I am going to be sticking that thing in my mouth anymore. But it's got really nice packaging...  

  I'm getting married in an INFLATABLE CHAPEL!  

  http://members.dslextreme.com/users/.../ChrisErik.JPG
http://members.dslextreme.com/users/...s/ErikMark.JPG  

  just because I have a penis, doesn't mean I can't enjoy a good pair of shoes  

  I found my pearl necklace! I should wear it when i go snowballing.  

  Araknid Kid gets my vote!  

  Yes, it was quite the orgy of wit.  

  One does not go to Waikiki to experience the sand. That would be tantamount to saying, "Go to Magic Mountain because they have a similar kind of asphalt as Disneyland.  

  Today boys and girls we are going to study.....
Barnacle penises!!!  

  [...I just wanted to whip something out.  

  Leo is smelly, nasty, fatty, and disgusting.  

  But then, I'm a rat...  

  ...my fellow homosexual males...  

  I don't want to know what happens when a ferret acquires a taste for human penis.  

  Being shoved into a tube was my favorite part...  

  There are plenty of hungry legal residents willing to paint my bedroom and then blow me for chump change.  

  Watching an evangelical fall is better than eating Reese's Peanut Butter Cups while getting a blow job.  

  You all are poopooheads.