Hippy Pappy Happy Smaffy Laffy Daffy Dingle,

Every time a birthday comes we sing this little jingle,

It can cover birthdays for a multitude or single,

Hippy Pappy Happy Smaffy Laffy Daffy Dingle  

  I hope to celebrate Columbus Day again in 2007  

  Ribbed for her

Mickeylumbo.  

  I'm pretty sure that Republicans would impose communisim if they could do it in such a way that it would be embarrassing to Democrats (and, vice versa, Democrats fascism).  

  I understand that on the outskirts of S.D. some peoples pipes have frozen and burst! {or whatever happens to frozen pipes....}  

  Jughead P. Jones IS THE DEVIL!!!  

  I'm getting married in an INFLATABLE CHAPEL!  

  there are alot of flames here in west hollywood....  

  ...the reduction was divine...  

  My advice does not pertain to me.  

  A PC is a tool. A Mac is a lifestyle choice.

Damn cult.  

  You're really cute when I'm drunk..........and I mean that as the compliment that it is.  

  Araknid Kid gets my vote!  

  Yes, it was quite the orgy of wit.  

  One does not go to Waikiki to experience the sand. That would be tantamount to saying, "Go to Magic Mountain because they have a similar kind of asphalt as Disneyland.  

  i swear you sent 3 watermelons but only 2 are in my garder  

  I like twisted sex.  

  ...He sailed away into pig heaven - a place where there is no bacon.  

  Yeah, I had fun. Now how much will it cost me to have you delete the video?  

  And a vagina smells NOTHING like a wet monkee.  

  I know that you are running short of space in your Vulva.  

  Got it: Republicans are evil incarnate and Democrats are pure as the driven snow.  

  ...when a democrat does something wrong, it's right wing conspiracy.  

  Its hard to relax when you are clenching  

  ...I have no other advice on hard things to have in bed.