You're aren't losing hair - you're just getting more head.  

  So, if Lashbear is four stories tall and wearing a kilt, wouldn't we be able to walk underneath to verify that he is the "biggest"?  

  My only suggestion: bring a fishing pole and tartar sauce.  

  Its a dumb guy thing.  

  I've never seen a blue dog before.  

  Listen, I'll be honest with you: I love Jesus, but I drink a little - Gladys Hardy in Austin, Texas  

  Unless a pig died for my gastronomic indulgence, it ain't bacon.  

  I'll show you mine if you show me yours.  

  Decaf CP... Decaf  

  I am also amused by people that are perfectly okay with being seen in a bikini, but are mortified is seen in their underwear. Specifically when the underwear covers MORE than the bikini!  

  I just wanted to whip something out.  

  [...I just wanted to whip something out.  

  It is something you need to take Penicillin for.  

  One can never have too much BJ  

  [QUOTE=alphabassettgrrl;225972]I've learned that having BJ's at 3:30 ... is too much for one evening.[/QUOTE]One can never have too much BJ


Oh. You meant the restaurant...  

  Leo is smelly, nasty, fatty, and disgusting.  

  I don't trust any air I can't taste.  

  Blow is just an expression  

  I just my heard my new favorite line: "World's Best Breast Stroker  

  I like wenches in corsets.

Corsets good.  

  [QUOTE=LSPoorEeyorick;242951]Which, by the way, does not mean you're a jelly doughnut.[/QUOTE]I know. I HATE when people say that! Everybody knows that what JFK actually said translated to "I am a cross-dresser  

  The dumb-stick always makes the decisions.  

  Okay: I'm clueless.  

  Moonie's idea is good.  

  From what I am reading, I believe one of the trains was stopped right at the base of the loop. Don't quote me on that through.