I made really loud squeeeeeely noises then Thurston woke up and did massive head tilting. It was a great evening.  

  I still say we bomb the hell out of them in the name of peace.  

  To say we're not as bad as China is like saying we're not as bad as Nazi Germany (there, I godwined ... deal).  

  [quote=alphabassettgrrl;205344]Boobies should not do scary things. [/quote]

Why do you think they call them "BOO!-bies"?  

  Great news. There is nothing sadder to me in this world then a sick boob. May your wife's breasts continue to grow and prosper in good health. I believe its time to take them out and celebrate, preferably at the next meet! Huzzah!  

  Bacon is gods way of making up for the whole garden of eden incident...  

  Small world, eh?

With or without rainforests...  

  To me, adding Peter Pan to It's A Small World is like giving the Mona Lisa highlights in her hair.  

  Let me tell you about the bacon cheeseburger.

Nearly 1/2 inch thick sliced bacon, somewhat candied like we had on New Year's Eve. Was there a burger involved? I'm sure there was, but I can't remember it well enough to describe it except to say that it came with the most amazing bacon.  

  No more chicken, no more cow,
Feed me friggin' bacon now!  

  GO SJ SHARKS.  

  Gollum: The Missing Years

The Orc Who Saved Christmas

Merry and Pippin Go to White Castle

Aragorn vs Predator

Galadriel Takes it Off

Treebeard's Iconvenient Truth

The Eye of Laura Mars, starring Sauron

Trading Places with Gandalf and Dumbledore  

  It's not the Don't Phunk with my heart nor is it the Finger Bang (bang bang) song by South Park.

I believe I've heard it on KROQ or JackFM.

I wish I could remember more of it.  

  It's not the Don't Phunk with my heart nor is it the Finger Bang (bang bang) song by South Park.

It's called love me dead and ur not weird ive herad the fingerbanging my heart part too.  

  Buy it, watch it, stick it up your vagina... who cares?! lol All I was complaining about was the crappy packaging of the single disc DVD. The 2 disc set is adequate.  

  In case of emergency, cure pig.  

  ...He sailed away into pig heaven - a place where there is no bacon.  

  What's the ecological impact of a loose inflatable pig?  

  I asked him if he was drinking water. "No. I had a rough day, so I needed something stronger. I am drinking juice.  

  I'm wiitarded right now.  

  but, no, sex with me is not required, heheh.  

  My interest is growing.  

  How exactly does one get a power tool excited? Getting excited BY power tools I understand, but I do not know how to reciprocate.  

  I am a Melon-Baller,
All day I Melon-Ball.
Of all appalling callings,
Melon-Balling's worst of all.  

  Fast Passes are for terrorists!