In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for;

as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.  

  If you follow all the rules, you miss all the fun.  

  Remember, cats don't have owners... they have staff.  

  I'm pretty sure that Republicans would impose communisim if they could do it in such a way that it would be embarrassing to Democrats (and, vice versa, Democrats fascism).  

  You know......we didn't break even one cocktail class!  

  there are alot of flames here in west hollywood....  

  ...the reduction was divine...  

  This is a test, this is only a test. Had this been an actual theme park, you would have been directed to more fun and E-Ticket rides. This is only a test.  

  A PC is a tool. A Mac is a lifestyle choice.

Damn cult.  

  I'm a Watery Fish Pig.  

  I like twisted sex.  

  ...He sailed away into pig heaven - a place where there is no bacon.  

  [...I just wanted to whip something out.  

  Yeah, I had fun. Now how much will it cost me to have you delete the video?  

  While I often wonder what it would be like to have a larger penis...  

  And a vagina smells NOTHING like a wet monkee.  

  I am also a rat  

  I don't want to know what happens when a ferret acquires a taste for human penis.  

  I know that you are running short of space in your Vulva.  

  Got it: Republicans are evil incarnate and Democrats are pure as the driven snow.  

  ...when a democrat does something wrong, it's right wing conspiracy.  

  I can't trust a straight guy to judge the hottness of a dude. They're just not... equipped to ascertain all the nuances of the male form. It's like asking an emu to tell you if the béarnaise is ready.  

  Its hard to relax when you are clenching  

  ...I have no other advice on hard things to have in bed.  

  I can far outpoop any party...