Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the

black flag, and begin slitting throats.  

  But where is the fun in that?  

  I dont think I am going to be sticking that thing in my mouth anymore. But it's got really nice packaging...  

  just because I have a penis, doesn't mean I can't enjoy a good pair of shoes  

  The Haunting - The Robert Wise 1963 version. The story of one woman's battle with architecture and lesbianism.  

  After yesterday I called in useless today.  

  I like the dark side. They have donuts here.  

  Leo is smelly, nasty, fatty, and disgusting.  

  I feel......dirty.  

  Lordy, I'm so gay!  

  And a vagina smells NOTHING like a wet monkee.  

  So....am I like the crazy yet beloved uncle that everyone is amused by but no one takes seriously?  

  Oh dear lord- Mom knows how to speak text.  

  I am also a rat  

  ...my fellow homosexual males...  

  ...wondering what it would be like to be 100% homo.  

  But it is hard to get in the mood with squawking dinosaurs making all that noise.  

  I know that you are running short of space in your Vulva.  

  Got it: Republicans are evil incarnate and Democrats are pure as the driven snow.  

  Being shoved into a tube was my favorite part...  

  ...when a democrat does something wrong, it's right wing conspiracy.  

  Its hard to relax when you are clenching  

  Tim Burton's "The King's Speech" would have Johnny Depp as King George, dream-like flashbacks to his growing up with "King Daddy George" and a CGI trip through his larynx set to the music of Oingo Boingo.  

  ...I have no other advice on hard things to have in bed.  

  You all are poopooheads.