In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for;

as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.  

  But where is the fun in that?  

  Remember, cats don't have owners... they have staff.  

  I dont think I am going to be sticking that thing in my mouth anymore. But it's got really nice packaging...  

  You know......we didn't break even one cocktail class!  

  just because I have a penis, doesn't mean I can't enjoy a good pair of shoes  

  The Haunting - The Robert Wise 1963 version. The story of one woman's battle with architecture and lesbianism.  

  After yesterday I called in useless today.  

  I'm a Watery Fish Pig.  

  I like the dark side. They have donuts here.  

  [...I just wanted to whip something out.  

  Leo is smelly, nasty, fatty, and disgusting.  

  Yeah, I had fun. Now how much will it cost me to have you delete the video?  

  While I often wonder what it would be like to have a larger penis...  

  And a vagina smells NOTHING like a wet monkee.  

  But then, I'm a rat...  

  I am also a rat  

  I don't want to know what happens when a ferret acquires a taste for human penis.  

  I know that you are running short of space in your Vulva.  

  Got it: Republicans are evil incarnate and Democrats are pure as the driven snow.  

  There are plenty of hungry legal residents willing to paint my bedroom and then blow me for chump change.  

  I can't trust a straight guy to judge the hottness of a dude. They're just not... equipped to ascertain all the nuances of the male form. It's like asking an emu to tell you if the béarnaise is ready.  

  Its hard to relax when you are clenching  

  ...I have no other advice on hard things to have in bed.  

  I can far outpoop any party...