In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for;

as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.  

  Remember, cats don't have owners... they have staff.  

  I'm pretty sure that Republicans would impose communisim if they could do it in such a way that it would be embarrassing to Democrats (and, vice versa, Democrats fascism).  

  You know......we didn't break even one cocktail class!  

  there are alot of flames here in west hollywood....  

  ...the reduction was divine...  

  just because I have a penis, doesn't mean I can't enjoy a good pair of shoes  

  A PC is a tool. A Mac is a lifestyle choice.

Damn cult.  

  I'm a Watery Fish Pig.  

  ...He sailed away into pig heaven - a place where there is no bacon.  

  [...I just wanted to whip something out.  

  Leo is smelly, nasty, fatty, and disgusting.  

  Lordy, I'm so gay!  

  While I often wonder what it would be like to have a larger penis...  

  But then, I'm a rat...  

  I am also a rat  

  I am also a rat  

  ...my fellow homosexual males...  

  I don't want to know what happens when a ferret acquires a taste for human penis.  

  Being shoved into a tube was my favorite part...  

  There are plenty of hungry legal residents willing to paint my bedroom and then blow me for chump change.  

  I can't trust a straight guy to judge the hottness of a dude. They're just not... equipped to ascertain all the nuances of the male form. It's like asking an emu to tell you if the béarnaise is ready.  

  Watching an evangelical fall is better than eating Reese's Peanut Butter Cups while getting a blow job.  

  You all are poopooheads.  

  I can far outpoop any party...