I'm pretty sure that Republicans would impose communisim if they could do it in such a way that it would be embarrassing to Democrats (and, vice versa, Democrats fascism).  

  You know......we didn't break even one cocktail class!  

  there are alot of flames here in west hollywood....  

  The term "God" can be anything but yourself: The jar of honey in the cupboard, the Matterhorn, the granite peaks of Kings canyon, the man with the great white beard, Lounge of Tomorrow as a collective group....  

  ...the reduction was divine...  

  A PC is a tool. A Mac is a lifestyle choice.

Damn cult.  

  Ewwwwww, I think I got some CM in my mouth....  

  I'm a Watery Fish Pig.  

  I like twisted sex.  

  ...He sailed away into pig heaven - a place where there is no bacon.  

  Lordy, I'm so gay!  

  And a vagina smells NOTHING like a wet monkee.  

  So....am I like the crazy yet beloved uncle that everyone is amused by but no one takes seriously?  

  Oh dear lord- Mom knows how to speak text.  

  I am also a rat  

  ...my fellow homosexual males...  

  ...wondering what it would be like to be 100% homo.  

  But it is hard to get in the mood with squawking dinosaurs making all that noise.  

  I know that you are running short of space in your Vulva.  

  Got it: Republicans are evil incarnate and Democrats are pure as the driven snow.  

  Being shoved into a tube was my favorite part...  

  ...when a democrat does something wrong, it's right wing conspiracy.  

  Its hard to relax when you are clenching  

  Tim Burton's "The King's Speech" would have Johnny Depp as King George, dream-like flashbacks to his growing up with "King Daddy George" and a CGI trip through his larynx set to the music of Oingo Boingo.  

  You all are poopooheads.