Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the

black flag, and begin slitting throats.  

  If you follow all the rules, you miss all the fun.  

  I'm pretty sure that Republicans would impose communisim if they could do it in such a way that it would be embarrassing to Democrats (and, vice versa, Democrats fascism).  

  So I guess I get to say JW was right.  

  there are alot of flames here in west hollywood....  

  The term "God" can be anything but yourself: The jar of honey in the cupboard, the Matterhorn, the granite peaks of Kings canyon, the man with the great white beard, Lounge of Tomorrow as a collective group....  

  ...the reduction was divine...  

  This is a test, this is only a test. Had this been an actual theme park, you would have been directed to more fun and E-Ticket rides. This is only a test.  

  Ewwwwww, I think I got some CM in my mouth....  

  After yesterday I called in useless today.  

  I like the dark side. They have donuts here.  

  I like twisted sex.  

  I feel......dirty.  

  Lordy, I'm so gay!  

  Yeah, I had fun. Now how much will it cost me to have you delete the video?  

  And a vagina smells NOTHING like a wet monkee.  

  So....am I like the crazy yet beloved uncle that everyone is amused by but no one takes seriously?  

  Oh dear lord- Mom knows how to speak text.  

  ...wondering what it would be like to be 100% homo.  

  I know that you are running short of space in your Vulva.  

  Got it: Republicans are evil incarnate and Democrats are pure as the driven snow.  

  ...when a democrat does something wrong, it's right wing conspiracy.  

  Its hard to relax when you are clenching  

  Tim Burton's "The King's Speech" would have Johnny Depp as King George, dream-like flashbacks to his growing up with "King Daddy George" and a CGI trip through his larynx set to the music of Oingo Boingo.  

  ...I have no other advice on hard things to have in bed.