Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the
black flag, and begin slitting throats.
If you follow all the rules, you miss all the fun.
But where is the fun in that?
So I guess I get to say JW was right.
I dont think I am going to be sticking that thing in my mouth anymore. But it's got really nice packaging...
The term "God" can be anything but yourself: The jar of honey in the cupboard, the Matterhorn, the granite peaks of Kings canyon, the man with the great white beard, Lounge of Tomorrow as a collective group....
This is a test, this is only a test. Had this been an actual theme park, you would have been directed to more fun and E-Ticket rides. This is only a test.
The Haunting - The Robert Wise 1963 version. The story of one woman's battle with architecture and lesbianism.
Ewwwwww, I think I got some CM in my mouth....
After yesterday I called in useless today.
I like the dark side. They have donuts here.
I feel......dirty.
Lordy, I'm so gay!
So....am I like the crazy yet beloved uncle that everyone is amused by but no one takes seriously?
Oh dear lord- Mom knows how to speak text.
But then, I'm a rat...
I am also a rat
...my fellow homosexual males...
...wondering what it would be like to be 100% homo.
But it is hard to get in the mood with squawking dinosaurs making all that noise.
Being shoved into a tube was my favorite part...
There are plenty of hungry legal residents willing to paint my bedroom and then blow me for chump change.
Watching an evangelical fall is better than eating Reese's Peanut Butter Cups while getting a blow job.
Tim Burton's "The King's Speech" would have Johnny Depp as King George, dream-like flashbacks to his growing up with "King Daddy George" and a CGI trip through his larynx set to the music of Oingo Boingo.
You all are poopooheads.