If you follow all the rules, you miss all the fun.  

  I'm pretty sure that Republicans would impose communisim if they could do it in such a way that it would be embarrassing to Democrats (and, vice versa, Democrats fascism).  

  So I guess I get to say JW was right.  

  there are alot of flames here in west hollywood....  

  The term "God" can be anything but yourself: The jar of honey in the cupboard, the Matterhorn, the granite peaks of Kings canyon, the man with the great white beard, Lounge of Tomorrow as a collective group....  

  ...the reduction was divine...  

  This is a test, this is only a test. Had this been an actual theme park, you would have been directed to more fun and E-Ticket rides. This is only a test.  

  A PC is a tool. A Mac is a lifestyle choice.

Damn cult.  

  Ewwwwww, I think I got some CM in my mouth....  

  I like twisted sex.  

  ...He sailed away into pig heaven - a place where there is no bacon.  

  I feel......dirty.  

  Lordy, I'm so gay!  

  Yeah, I had fun. Now how much will it cost me to have you delete the video?  

  And a vagina smells NOTHING like a wet monkee.  

  So....am I like the crazy yet beloved uncle that everyone is amused by but no one takes seriously?  

  Oh dear lord- Mom knows how to speak text.  

  ...wondering what it would be like to be 100% homo.  

  But it is hard to get in the mood with squawking dinosaurs making all that noise.  

  I know that you are running short of space in your Vulva.  

  Got it: Republicans are evil incarnate and Democrats are pure as the driven snow.  

  ...when a democrat does something wrong, it's right wing conspiracy.  

  Its hard to relax when you are clenching  

  Tim Burton's "The King's Speech" would have Johnny Depp as King George, dream-like flashbacks to his growing up with "King Daddy George" and a CGI trip through his larynx set to the music of Oingo Boingo.  

  ...I have no other advice on hard things to have in bed.