I got to work a half day today: 12 hours.  

  z  

  I grew up with four older sisters. It gave me a feminine perspective to everything.  

  FEJ is a Poopyhead
That is all  

  ... an interesting but random flame that someone happened to catch out of pure random chance.  

  I used to do drugs in the 80's.
Now I do them at any temperature.  

  Yeah, I'm an idiot  

  Yeah, I'm an idiot  

  [quote=lashbear]Guess what I'm bringing to Yosemite ?????[/quote]


Vegemite?  

  I heart Gavin Newsom  

  Doesn't it get a little messy having a fornicating newspaper?  

  Can you still call them hair pies if there is no hair?  

  Great. Now shove a tampon up your ass and get back to work.  

  Is it supposed to go inside or outside my jockstrap?  

  But you have to admit I've got a case of herpes.  

  Are you insinuating that there is a possibility that some of my posts have been in some way suggestive?!?


 

  What about the porn?  

  While I often wonder what it would be like to have a larger penis...  

  And a vagina smells NOTHING like a wet monkee.  

  [quote=innerSpaceman;249063]What is it you're marketing to the gays??[/quote]Yes on 8  

  The journey of a 1000 idiots begins with a single web site.  

  Another good tip is to add bacon to your bacon - a wonderful taste treat!  

  So, if Theo inherited certain, um 'assets' from his father, the Bris today should be classified as major surgery  

  It was only mildly amusing in my head - I should have just left it there...  

  I'm beginning to think Gn2Dlnd is going to out-curmudgeon the King Curmudgeon