Plot, Scheme, Toil, Smash, Repeat!  

  What. I'm normal for me.  

  Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?  

  I'd take that pug in an instant if I were there, Lisa. Thurston definitely won me over to the Pug Side.  

  Power to the puppies.  

  You sound like my wife: always wanting more inches.

Oh, wait...  

  Any yet, I think Moonie is right.  

  ...or as the lesbian said, I can have my kate and edith too!  

  I'm gonna go to this. I've been curious for years.  

  I feel like a bum!  

  Dear Mr. Bopper:

We understand that due to unfortunate circumstances you were denied entry into the "Bitter East Coast" club. That was really too bad.

However we think there might be room for you in another organization:

The Flaming Heterosexuals. We got it, we flaunt it. We have many great events! You can join us for Straight Day at Disneyland, we have 364 of them each year (365 on leap years). We'll save you a chair and a Playboy at our next meeting.  

  Really, there is nothing that creates a faster bond than watching your pee mingle with your neighbor as it heads for the drain.  

  The next war should be fought by World of Warcraft high-scorers.  

  Moonliner is right.  

  ok, that beats my bird.  

  They don't need to be the butt of our jokes. I see no need to probe any deeper into this issue. Sure it's a bit asinine but I say we just put this one behind us, pack this fudge product into the commode of our collective conscience and flush it.  

  I must be pretty immature because I cannot see BS without giggling.  

  Yuh, I have a black belt in Awesome.  

  I'd do just about anything for bacon.  

  It's like getting a pork facial.  

  We're awesome people. I don't know if you realize that.  

  My orafaces are stuffed with meat.  

  I'm gonna hide in the refrigerator.  

  Good things are always just around the corner.

In the meantime, enjoy every sandwich.  

  ... and 4 can do a better spread than two...