In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for;

as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.  

  But where is the fun in that?  

  Really, by not using [the Wal-Mart gift] card I am saving somebody's soul.  

  Remember, cats don't have owners... they have staff.  

  I thought only Hugh could prevent florist friars?  

  The Slobrador just ate the popcorn.

Bad dog.  

  (Not to be confused with the 2nd 50th anniversary)  

  I'm sure it will come as no surprise to anybody but I have no idea what swanky means.  

  I can't afford myself!  

  I liked Germany mainly because it had something to do with something  

  just because I have a penis, doesn't mean I can't enjoy a good pair of shoes  

  Should the words Happy and Sunbeam really be in a sentence about Alex?  

  I'll eventually see the details. Unless they're only shown on Nancy Grace. Then I'll just have to live in ignorance.  

  Ack! I can't decide how much to submit to quotes!!!!!

Screw it.  

  [...I just wanted to whip something out.  

  Leo is smelly, nasty, fatty, and disgusting.  

  While I often wonder what it would be like to have a larger penis...  

  But then, I'm a rat...  

  I am also a rat  

  I don't want to know what happens when a ferret acquires a taste for human penis.  

  The tangle of red herring!  

  Bacon is one thing...but pork is another.  

  There are plenty of hungry legal residents willing to paint my bedroom and then blow me for chump change.  

  Watching an evangelical fall is better than eating Reese's Peanut Butter Cups while getting a blow job.  

  On a brighter note, I love love love my new character Lank. He's an asshole.