Sometimes, they do pee on the floor, however.  

  I'm pretty sure that Republicans would impose communisim if they could do it in such a way that it would be embarrassing to Democrats (and, vice versa, Democrats fascism).  

  (Not to be confused with the 2nd 50th anniversary)  

  I'm sure it will come as no surprise to anybody but I have no idea what swanky means.  

  Except for being fat, ugly, and a prick I'm the ideal human being.  

  there are alot of flames here in west hollywood....  

  GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR  

  They've started setting back fires to protect the transmission lines from the nuclear tits.  

  A PC is a tool. A Mac is a lifestyle choice.

Damn cult.  

  Should the words Happy and Sunbeam really be in a sentence about Alex?  

  I'm a Watery Fish Pig.  

  I'll eventually see the details. Unless they're only shown on Nancy Grace. Then I'll just have to live in ignorance.  

  ...He sailed away into pig heaven - a place where there is no bacon.  

  Yeah, I'm an idiot  

  (hello quote page)  

  Hooray !! Lisa's getting a new cooch !!  

  Lordy, I'm so gay!  

  Mmmm, mmmm, diaper chorrizo  

  Oh dear lord- Mom knows how to speak text.  

  I am also a rat  

  ...my fellow homosexual males...  

  But it is hard to get in the mood with squawking dinosaurs making all that noise.  

  The tangle of red herring!  

  Being shoved into a tube was my favorite part...  

  You all are poopooheads.