Oh my, yes!  

  But where is the fun in that?  

  I've got an Alpenhorn in my pants, does that count?  

  (Not to be confused with the 2nd 50th anniversary)  

  I'm sure it will come as no surprise to anybody but I have no idea what swanky means.  

  I dont think I am going to be sticking that thing in my mouth anymore. But it's got really nice packaging...  

  I got my sausage.  

  I'm a giant disease!  

  I'll swank with you GC.  

  just because I have a penis, doesn't mean I can't enjoy a good pair of shoes  

  The Haunting - The Robert Wise 1963 version. The story of one woman's battle with architecture and lesbianism.  

  Should the words Happy and Sunbeam really be in a sentence about Alex?  

  After yesterday I called in useless today.  

  I'll eventually see the details. Unless they're only shown on Nancy Grace. Then I'll just have to live in ignorance.  

  Yes, ones arm does get tired from doing a repetitive motion in the same position.  

  Leo is smelly, nasty, fatty, and disgusting.  

  The Bible is not a book, it's a library written over 15 centuries," Farrow told [an LA Times reporter], suggesting that Christianity has and should continue to evolve. "People who approach scripture in a literal fashion are attempting to manipulate God himself."



Father Geoffrey Farrow in an LA Times story posted by Gemini Cricket  

  But then, I'm a rat...  

  ...my fellow homosexual males...  

  I don't want to know what happens when a ferret acquires a taste for human penis.  

  The tangle of red herring!  

  We did a hole, and put a bucket.  

  There are plenty of hungry legal residents willing to paint my bedroom and then blow me for chump change.  

  Watching an evangelical fall is better than eating Reese's Peanut Butter Cups while getting a blow job.  

  You all are poopooheads.