This forum needs a swankier title - I'm thinking something that saws Charisma and influence - but haven't found a swanky enough term yet. Idea?  

  I much prefer to get my wrap arounds from righties.  

  Remember, cats don't have owners... they have staff.  

  (Not to be confused with the 2nd 50th anniversary)  

  I'm sure it will come as no surprise to anybody but I have no idea what swanky means.  

  You know......we didn't break even one cocktail class!  

  Well, by some strange fat...  

  Female ass are strange creatures.  

  there are alot of flames here in west hollywood....  

  Did the moose butt take the rest of the moose with it?  

  A PC is a tool. A Mac is a lifestyle choice.

Damn cult.  

  Should the words Happy and Sunbeam really be in a sentence about Alex?  

  I'm a Watery Fish Pig.  

  I'll eventually see the details. Unless they're only shown on Nancy Grace. Then I'll just have to live in ignorance.  

  ...He sailed away into pig heaven - a place where there is no bacon.  

  I love the name Lili VonSchtuppe.  

  Yeah, I had fun. Now how much will it cost me to have you delete the video?  

  While I often wonder what it would be like to have a larger penis...  

  I am also a rat  

  I love the Texas three way.  

  The tangle of red herring!  

  Amateur" does not begin to quantify the depth of my artistic ability.  

  I can't trust a straight guy to judge the hottness of a dude. They're just not... equipped to ascertain all the nuances of the male form. It's like asking an emu to tell you if the béarnaise is ready.  

  ...I have no other advice on hard things to have in bed.  

  I can far outpoop any party...