Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the

black flag, and begin slitting throats.  

  Debate.  

  (Not to be confused with the 2nd 50th anniversary)  

  I'm sure it will come as no surprise to anybody but I have no idea what swanky means.  

  I dont think I am going to be sticking that thing in my mouth anymore. But it's got really nice packaging...  

  [Is it] a sin to bite the hand of Jesus while making sex dolls fornicate on an inflatable altar? Is this, maybe, covered in Leviticus? Or maybe Matthew?  

  ...but I am just the type of person that has to physically have the person standing over me show me how to play with it...  

  No Longer a Screamin' Virgin!  

  The Haunting - The Robert Wise 1963 version. The story of one woman's battle with architecture and lesbianism.  

  Should the words Happy and Sunbeam really be in a sentence about Alex?  

  After yesterday I called in useless today.  

  I'll eventually see the details. Unless they're only shown on Nancy Grace. Then I'll just have to live in ignorance.  

  I like the dark side. They have donuts here.  

  Folks, the Rapture already happened. Everybody was too busy masturbating to notice...  

  OK I am a tard...  

  I feel......dirty.  

  Hooray !! Lisa's getting a new cooch !!  

  Mmmm, mmmm, diaper chorrizo  

  Oh dear lord- Mom knows how to speak text.  

  I am also a rat  

  ...my fellow homosexual males...  

  But it is hard to get in the mood with squawking dinosaurs making all that noise.  

  The tangle of red herring!  

  Being shoved into a tube was my favorite part...  

  You all are poopooheads.