In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for;

as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.  

  Remember, cats don't have owners... they have staff.  

  But someone has to scare the Yetti  

  frrrrrrrrgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd ddddddddddddddddddddddddddd  

  (Not to be confused with the 2nd 50th anniversary)  

  Cockeyed libertarian that I am: I'm more than willing to give the government my money I just don't want them to spend it.  

  I'm sure it will come as no surprise to anybody but I have no idea what swanky means.  

  You know......we didn't break even one cocktail class!  

  just because I have a penis, doesn't mean I can't enjoy a good pair of shoes  

  Last night I was at the Park, standing back watching the dancers at Carnation Plaza, figuring out who was there and who I could dance with, when something hit me. No, not an idea. I had bird crap in my hair.

The evening went downhill from there.  

  Friends should not let froends type drunk.  

  A PC is a tool. A Mac is a lifestyle choice.

Damn cult.  

  Should the words Happy and Sunbeam really be in a sentence about Alex?  

  I'm a Watery Fish Pig.  

  I'll eventually see the details. Unless they're only shown on Nancy Grace. Then I'll just have to live in ignorance.  

  ...He sailed away into pig heaven - a place where there is no bacon.  

  [...I just wanted to whip something out.  

  The Bible is not a book, it's a library written over 15 centuries," Farrow told [an LA Times reporter], suggesting that Christianity has and should continue to evolve. "People who approach scripture in a literal fashion are attempting to manipulate God himself."



Father Geoffrey Farrow in an LA Times story posted by Gemini Cricket  

  But then, I'm a rat...  

  I don't want to know what happens when a ferret acquires a taste for human penis.  

  Mine has a mini attachment with a spinning brush that attaches to the extension wand.  

  The tangle of red herring!  

  We did a hole, and put a bucket.  

  There are plenty of hungry legal residents willing to paint my bedroom and then blow me for chump change.  

  Watching an evangelical fall is better than eating Reese's Peanut Butter Cups while getting a blow job.