From one (mildly upset) guest to another at Universal Studios - "Look, you drove all the way up here from your hotel in Anaheim and NOW you bitch about the prices? Cuz Disneyland is so f**kin' cheap, right?  

  This was inevitable.  

  And you can do it to yourself...  

  Hey! No one's quoted me!!!  

  I did get knocked semi-conscious today by a windblown umbrella  

  I'm all about smiling.  

  I always thought it would be great if people laid eggs. That way if you don't want the baby, you can just make a nice omelet.  

  Hey! No one's quoted me!!!  

  Granola bra, anal hams, and decapitation  

  Sometimes, they do pee on the floor, however.  

  Debate.  

  This forum needs a swankier title - I'm thinking something that saws Charisma and influence - but haven't found a swanky enough term yet. Idea?  

  Each day you get better or worse: its your choice.  

  ...you sad sack example of the human race.


I hate you.


Jesus hates you.


All the little angels in Heaven hate you.


I bet even Satan hates you.


Love,

Audra  

  Oh the pressure! It's not enough to be mojo-worthy, now I have to be quotable? *dramatic back of hand to forehead gesture*  

  It's not enough to be mojo-worthy, now I have to be quotable?  

  Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.  

  Damnit. Now you got me doing it!  

  I got to work a half day today: 12 hours.  

  I think I am going to quit while I still have some dignity left.


I do have some left don't I?


 

  I keep reading the thread title [2007 swanking ideas] and thinking, "How are we gonna come up with that many ideas?  

  No, that would be titled "More than meets the anus.  

  And, funny, but kids don't need hallucinogens.  

  oh christ, where's my bacon? I'm feeling lonely.  

  In my household, they just start drinking again.