You haven't lived until you've nursed a transformer.  

  This is why God made the dollar section at Target.  

  And, funny, but kids don't need hallucinogens.  

  WB has most certainly NOT been messing with my ham. And if she were, it wouldn't be with a knife. I'm not into pain.  

  So, if Lashbear is four stories tall and wearing a kilt, wouldn't we be able to walk underneath to verify that he is the "biggest"?  

  lolz  

  Why couldn't Innoventions just implode?  

  Lol, Ally!


(Just this afternoon I saw a Hello Kitty toy and thought of you- good to see you!)  

  That's why you shouldn't eat veggies. Long live meat!  

  As long as MBC doesn't read this, I'm up for something on the side.  

  Dammit when Ugly Betty and Desperate Housewives stop showing new episodes in December due to no new scripts, I'll only have video games, the Internet, netflix, disneyland, the movies, live theatre, a Bjork concert, holiday shopping and my friends with benefits to turn to for entertainment. Oh the humanity!  

  Hang on to them hats and caskets, cos' this here's the wildest ride to the afterlife!  

  Yes, but I understand your labia are spectacular  

  Yes, it's a fact, when most of you first met me via MousePad and MouseAdventure, I was but a baby-fresh 25-year-old already with the soul of a near-death octogenarian.

In the years since my soul died.  

  Assholes: We're going to Heaven. We're going to Heaven.

(arrive at the pearly gates)

St Peter: So, I see your very last act on Earth was to gloat over the misfortunes of others. That's not very loving of you. I'm sorry, but I don't think you deserve to be in Heaven. DENIED!!!!  

  If god wanted you to eat warm, fresh baked cookies while camping at Sheep Creek he wouldn't have put so many tall trees there. Obviously, he wants you to eat warm, fresh baked cookies while camping at Death Valley.  

  I heart Gavin Newsom  

  What are you callin' meaningless??? This board is my LIFE!!!  

  I resent being in the Curmudgeons group with ISM. He is far more curmudgeony than I. He should be in his own ultra-curmudgeons group.  

  Ok, perhaps I let one slip in the backdoor that time  

  Hehe, makes me think of those Visa Giftcards...

2009 Economic Stimulus Package: Sponsored by Visa.

Don't leave the homeland without it.  

  One of the (Bulgaria? Russia? not sure) volleyball players playing against the US last night had the last name "Gaydarski".
I found that funny in a juvenille, silly way.

I imagined him going around to all the athletes in a thick accent:

"You, American diving of synchronicity, you are a gay."

"You, rolling in sand with other female volleyball player. You are gay female like Etheridge, Melissa."

"You, Phelps. You are not a gay. But many queens across your country have crush on you..."

"You male gymnast, you are gay like male hanging out in Build-A-Bear Store without girlfriend."

 

  Yeah, stupid skank whore.  

  Yeah, you know, I think I've finally fallen in love with a chick. Her name is Tina Fey. I want to have her babies or how ever that works.  

  nothings tops a birthday cake like a sactown squirt.