oh christ, where's my bacon? I'm feeling lonely.
Just remember - "ma'am" and "sir" mean "bitch" and "jackass".
I sound like such a fogey!
So, if Lashbear is four stories tall and wearing a kilt, wouldn't we be able to walk underneath to verify that he is the "biggest"?
Our cat thinks the puppies tail is the best toy ever
This [YOAMD] is giving me My Little Pony flashbacks.
Why couldn't Innoventions just implode?
I started to say "I have a problem eating anything with a head but knew I was setting myself up.
Every morning I ride a shuttle that also serves the Pixar Studio and every morning I have resisted the urge to shout out "does anybody have thoughts on the future of Walt Disney Feature Animation as a separate unit from Pixar?
IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER:
Vegemite should NOT be used with Avocado under any circumstances.... anymore than Sardines should be served with Strawberry Ice-cream
Okay, I think it would scare the carp outta me.
[QUOTE=Not Afraid;136229]Actually, it was more like "eh hoh you didit wan anyif dis.[/QUOTE]So he was talking like you type?
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Yeah, I guess you're right.....I keep forgetting that the internet doesn't work the same way as a newspaper.
Hang on to them hats and caskets, cos' this here's the wildest ride to the afterlife!
Let's just say that Kevy's wand is full of Dark Magic.
[quote=alphabassettgrrl;205344]Boobies should not do scary things. [/quote]
Why do you think they call them "BOO!-bies"?
[QUOTE=lashbear;228080]...does spraying Leo with whipped cream count as cooking ?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MouseWife;228083]Wahooo!! If so, that means that I can cook!!
{anything to keep that image from my mind.......stop....go away....think about something else.....}[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DreadPirateRoberts;228087]You've sprayed Leo with whip cream?[/QUOTE]
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Ok, perhaps I let one slip in the backdoor that time
Imagine that, a flaming comment from Kevy Baby 
nothings tops a birthday cake like a sactown squirt.
So what you're saying is, the odds of there being a Knightley-on-Johansson clothes-tearing cat fight, possibly involving mud, oil, or non-brand-specific-gelatin dessert have suddenly sky rocketed. Today is a good day.
Wait...I think we've got the dots connected.
Looking at naked boobies is socialism!
Pornography makes you want to masturbate. Masturbation is a form of homosexuality. Engaging in a form of homosexuality makes you gay. Being gay will make you want to get gay married. Being allowed to get gay married will mean that all marriage combinations between consenting adults should be allowed (first step I agree with). Allowing all marriage combinations means you'll have large group marriages organized for reasons of profit. Eventually all the group marriages will merge into one large societal marriage everyone is a part of. Socialism! (or democratic republicanism! or constitutional parliamentary monarchy! I must admit they lose me a bit on the last step and how it is different from "government!").
So remember kids, Jenna Jameson is Stalin.
[QUOTE=Ghoulish Delight;350014]I don't know. When the house was built, it took 23 years to drive to Disneyland.[/QUOTE]
Geeze, and you guys go all ape**** when they close one little freeway for a weekend. You've gone soft.
[QUOTE=CoasterMatt;353786]My brain went weird.... I read the thread title as "Cats and Chainsaws".[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure you meant "My brain went Matt...
