If they were hot and you didn't do anything, that's probably a sin.
Alex broke the internets
This is why God made the dollar section at Target.
And, funny, but kids don't need hallucinogens.
Kevy, I know you like the risque humor, but posting a photo of your genitals is just going too far.
If a woman is going to earn my vote, she has to be someone who was not having sex with the president. Like Hillary Clinton.
It's never to early for Robin's eggs.
I prefer to wear lacy panties under my dresses. It just helps make me feel all girlie.
Dammit when Ugly Betty and Desperate Housewives stop showing new episodes in December due to no new scripts, I'll only have video games, the Internet, netflix, disneyland, the movies, live theatre, a Bjork concert, holiday shopping and my friends with benefits to turn to for entertainment. Oh the humanity!
Once I heard who all had pokey'd their penises, I wasn't going near the thing without a condom.
Yes, but I understand your labia are spectacular
Yes, it's a fact, when most of you first met me via MousePad and MouseAdventure, I was but a baby-fresh 25-year-old already with the soul of a near-death octogenarian.
In the years since my soul died.
Assholes: We're going to Heaven. We're going to Heaven.
(arrive at the pearly gates)
St Peter: So, I see your very last act on Earth was to gloat over the misfortunes of others. That's not very loving of you. I'm sorry, but I don't think you deserve to be in Heaven. DENIED!!!!
I heart Gavin Newsom
I think every person in the USA should list 10 issues they have with the universe from Women's rights to Gay Marriage to trash on Thursdays to the exicution of the cast of THat's So Raven - anything. Compile the list and the top 10 is what we go with. Then everyone should shut the hell up and move on...
I'll take my shirt off right after I throw him my underwear with the rest of the media.
Oh NO!!!!! Someone was RIDICULED!!!!!! On the INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!
Imagine that, a flaming comment from Kevy Baby 
So what you're saying is, the odds of there being a Knightley-on-Johansson clothes-tearing cat fight, possibly involving mud, oil, or non-brand-specific-gelatin dessert have suddenly sky rocketed. Today is a good day.
Wait...I think we've got the dots connected.
Looking at naked boobies is socialism!
Pornography makes you want to masturbate. Masturbation is a form of homosexuality. Engaging in a form of homosexuality makes you gay. Being gay will make you want to get gay married. Being allowed to get gay married will mean that all marriage combinations between consenting adults should be allowed (first step I agree with). Allowing all marriage combinations means you'll have large group marriages organized for reasons of profit. Eventually all the group marriages will merge into one large societal marriage everyone is a part of. Socialism! (or democratic republicanism! or constitutional parliamentary monarchy! I must admit they lose me a bit on the last step and how it is different from "government!").
So remember kids, Jenna Jameson is Stalin.
Then NA took a nap while I put the site together between doing actual work.
[QUOTE=Ghoulish Delight;350014]I don't know. When the house was built, it took 23 years to drive to Disneyland.[/QUOTE]
Geeze, and you guys go all ape**** when they close one little freeway for a weekend. You've gone soft.
The addition of bacon to the pudding itself would result in mushy bacon. Which would be unfortunate.
[QUOTE=CoasterMatt;353786]My brain went weird.... I read the thread title as "Cats and Chainsaws".[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure you meant "My brain went Matt...
