Oh the pressure! It's not enough to be mojo-worthy, now I have to be quotable? *dramatic back of hand to forehead gesture*  

  Anything is possible with Commander CooCoo Bananas in charge!  

  Its a dumb guy thing.  

  It means...
I'm a-spicy, coochie coochie!  

  The worst thing that could happen is you die. And I've never heard any dead people complain so I just assume it isn't that bad. Sure, some people complain about the dying part, but they're just whiners.  

  I'd say that's either Kevy Baby or CoasterMatt. Not sure, but that seems most likely.  

  I think of LoT as a nice peaceful country road where you can wave to people as they drive by in horse drawn carriages and sit and watch the sun set with people you care about, while Nirvanaman goes whizzing by at breakneck speed, in the dark, with no headlights, no pants drinking and no one cares.  

  So there!  

  The best actor/actress role models are the ones you almost never hear anything about.  

  If the combination of the OP, the "disturbing link", and the fact that it is me isn't obvious enough, this link is NSFW.  

  My ass still hurts.

Hasn't been this painful since that night with Nirvanaman...  

  ...even if Initiative X basically declares that the state will now be run by the Intergalactic Federation with Senator Palpatine installed as Emperor-for-life, and claim Y says that we're voting to put more money into schools and save fuzzy bunnies from absolute annihilation by Vogon bulldozers.  

  [quote=Kevy Baby;193754]Bornieo The Fire Crotch: it's got a good ring to it.[/quote]

So does, Bornieo does Lohan, but I doubt we'll see either.  

  Yum, I loves me a green pepper Cadbury omelette.  

  Silly Cherny... Every thread on LoT is a bacon thread, eventually!  

  Thread stuck, but can it be official that I am totally bitter about this?

Signed,

Bitter Rocky Mountainer  

  Surely you can still get there by way of Canada and North Dakota! Show some determination in getting your TJs!  

  WOAH! I don't want a Stephen Hawking!  

  Imagine that, a flaming comment from Kevy Baby  

  Everything I learned about geography I learned from Bon Jovi."


Hey, did you guys know Australia was a CONTINENT?  

  There's never enough duct tape.  

  Limp-wristed libs can't even properly subvert the kids.



In my day - if you wanted to scar the children with a live televised event - you gathered them in a classroom and watched a teacher get scattered over the Atlantic Ocean.

And you did it together, as a country.  

  Nothing says "fair and legal business practices" like the word "mafia".  

  Current score: Alex 1, Moonliner 0  

  The addition of bacon to the pudding itself would result in mushy bacon. Which would be unfortunate.