Oh the pressure! It's not enough to be mojo-worthy, now I have to be quotable? *dramatic back of hand to forehead gesture*  

  Anything is possible with Commander CooCoo Bananas in charge!  

  Its a dumb guy thing.  

  I started to say "I have a problem eating anything with a head but knew I was setting myself up.  

  The worst thing that could happen is you die. And I've never heard any dead people complain so I just assume it isn't that bad. Sure, some people complain about the dying part, but they're just whiners.  

  I'd say that's either Kevy Baby or CoasterMatt. Not sure, but that seems most likely.  

  I think of LoT as a nice peaceful country road where you can wave to people as they drive by in horse drawn carriages and sit and watch the sun set with people you care about, while Nirvanaman goes whizzing by at breakneck speed, in the dark, with no headlights, no pants drinking and no one cares.  

  If the combination of the OP, the "disturbing link", and the fact that it is me isn't obvious enough, this link is NSFW.  

  ...even if Initiative X basically declares that the state will now be run by the Intergalactic Federation with Senator Palpatine installed as Emperor-for-life, and claim Y says that we're voting to put more money into schools and save fuzzy bunnies from absolute annihilation by Vogon bulldozers.  

  [quote=Kevy Baby;193754]Bornieo The Fire Crotch: it's got a good ring to it.[/quote]

So does, Bornieo does Lohan, but I doubt we'll see either.  

  Yum, I loves me a green pepper Cadbury omelette.  

  Silly Cherny... Every thread on LoT is a bacon thread, eventually!  

  Surely you can still get there by way of Canada and North Dakota! Show some determination in getting your TJs!  

  Who exactly sees a twitter with a link to porn and thinks, "Oh thank, GOD! I've been looking all OVER the internet for pr0n and just haven't been able to find any. Finally, this kind stranger has provided me the link I need!!"?  

  I just my heard my new favorite line: "World's Best Breast Stroker  

  I think if the Dave Matthews Band played the Golden Horseshoe, I think I'd just explode in a cloud of fag dust.  

  And conversely if you cower because of the couch color but not the fact that you're talking to one of four or so people in the world who can single handedly destroy the world then priorities may be out of whack.  

  [quote=€uroMeinke;347002]My understanding is rapture is Saturday, the actual end of the world doesn't come until October 21 - so we should have a good couple months without annoying Christian's coming to your door, or forcing their moral values on you. I think it'll be a great few months, despite the earthquakes, volcanoes, typhoons, and such.[/quote]


So, when the people come to the door on Sunday (as they are won to do) we should answer and say "So, you're still here? You were WRONG!".  

  You must negative rep someone else before you can bitch slap Kevy again  

  I think BtD is offering to watch Coupling in exchange for you watching Monty Python's Flying Circus...  

  Kevy is seriously hot.  

  I was schooled in Star Wars by my little girl. I was both humbled and proud at the same time.  

  You'd think Leif Garret phoned or something.  

  I hear they've been harvested a little early over at golden vine...grapes haven't quite gotten as sweet as they could be.  

  No, you're all retarded. And by retarded I mean gay. And by gay I mean Mormon.