Your God, my God or no God. We are still one nation.


United We Stand, Divided We Fall  

  I'm not compensating for a small penis with a huge SUV watch.  

  Anything is possible with Commander CooCoo Bananas in charge!  

  Its a dumb guy thing.  

  It means...
I'm a-spicy, coochie coochie!  

  how tender is YOUR loin ?  

  I repeat, exploding panties.  

  Speaking of pee.......nevermind. Everyone does NOT need to know this.  

  The worst thing that could happen is you die. And I've never heard any dead people complain so I just assume it isn't that bad. Sure, some people complain about the dying part, but they're just whiners.  

  Hey, don't go pissing on people's joy parades!

That's my job.  

  OH CRAP! I JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE TO GO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH A DALMATION!  

  The Beardie should be named Friskies.  

  So there!  

  The best actor/actress role models are the ones you almost never hear anything about.  

  My ass still hurts.

Hasn't been this painful since that night with Nirvanaman...  

  ...even if Initiative X basically declares that the state will now be run by the Intergalactic Federation with Senator Palpatine installed as Emperor-for-life, and claim Y says that we're voting to put more money into schools and save fuzzy bunnies from absolute annihilation by Vogon bulldozers.  

  I mean, I love buying condoms. I just slap them down on the counter and give that proud grin which means, "Dude, I'm getting LAID!  

  Silly Cherny... Every thread on LoT is a bacon thread, eventually!  

  Yeah, I'm an idiot  

  I don't think this is close at all anymore. I think Obama has this in the bag  

  Everything I learned about geography I learned from Bon Jovi."


Hey, did you guys know Australia was a CONTINENT?  

  There's never enough duct tape.  

  Limp-wristed libs can't even properly subvert the kids.



In my day - if you wanted to scar the children with a live televised event - you gathered them in a classroom and watched a teacher get scattered over the Atlantic Ocean.

And you did it together, as a country.  

  Alex wins the thread.  

  Wait, did you just invite us over for a nice quiet meal?....hmmmm now I'm suspicious.