Alex broke the internets  

  Damnit. Now you got me doing it!  

  Oh fine... just state the obvious  

  [QUOTE=Not Afraid;136229]Actually, it was more like "eh hoh you didit wan anyif dis.[/QUOTE]So he was talking like you type?  

  Rubbing a magic beaver always makes me feel better.  

  Bob. Bob the sailor. He's a friend of mine  

  Think about how stupid the average person is. Then realize that half of everyone is dumber than that.  

  We REALLY need to find GC a boyfriend. He is now getting aroused by emoticons.  

  Blazing Saddles isn't on that list, so that list sucks.  

  I prefer to wear lacy panties under my dresses. It just helps make me feel all girlie.  

  Ya can't make this stuff up!!!  

  Geez, whadda ya gonna do - have her whacked?

Call up Guido and have her taken care of.  

  If the combination of the OP, the "disturbing link", and the fact that it is me isn't obvious enough, this link is NSFW.  

  No comment  

  One does not go to Waikiki to experience the sand. That would be tantamount to saying, "Go to Magic Mountain because they have a similar kind of asphalt as Disneyland.  

  I understand the initial confusion: I am constantly mixing up Arizona and Norway  

  Make sure to take a dump first.  

  Ya just had to go there, didn't ya?  

  Nobody puts baby carrots in the corner  

  Current score: Alex 1, Moonliner 0  

  Make your boner your pride  

  I don't know why my mind goes to places like this.  

  Do we really need to have a pissing match on this?  

  Just think: XX years + ~ 9 months ago, your parents had hot sweaty monkey sex just so you could be alive.  

  I'm confused