Debate.  

  Personally, I'd just like the use of my left index finger back, but that's not important right now...  

  Mommy, I really want to see her naked.  

  ...i fell as i was trying to get off... geez, embarrasing...  

  My resume makes me look like some kind of pedo-creep  

  I also think I could sell ad space on my forehead.  

  Do you realise we have now been 4 FULL days in the park without Pooh-ing so far !!  

  [QUOTE=BarTopDancer;130309]Nothing personal BtD, but I hate you  

  My package is perfectly fine as is, thank you.  

  Musky, musty or whatever. It's all stank ass to me.  

  That's xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxfxftysdfuibgouilarious!  

  I'm eating my inner burrito for dinner.  

  However I must ask what do I need to do to be quoted? Do I need to do back flips? Do I have to strip? Do I need to attach a lighted neon sign to my head? Do I have to open an all-you-can-eat bacon buffet? Do I have to juggle 20 running chainsaws? I'll do whatever it takes folks...  

  Give 'em an inch and they want rocket surgery.  

  I have half a mind to delete the last 3 hours' worth of quotes on principle. Quote baiting, it's just kinda sad really.

Losers.  

  This is an amazing piece of .......something.  

  Leo is my hero  

  The Fry's food is good and they have a porn section.  

  Wow!

We sure felt it here! A few things got knocked off of shelves. It went on forever!  

  The rain is the time for a nice big steaming cup of hot cocoa, a warmed-up Ps3 controller and a boyfriend massaging your stanky ass feet.  

  Love is finding reason to overlook the fact that the other person is really kind of douchey sometimes.  

  Ha ha. I'm such a didlo.  

  Your licky colour is Chartreuse....  

  I haven't had enough coffee today to feel anything under 5.7  

  Can't it just do it for me without my hand? I'll just stay in bed