Debate.  

  Each day you get better or worse: its your choice.  

  Personally, I'd just like the use of my left index finger back, but that's not important right now...  

  It'll be a while until my husband gets home, so let's see if you guys can help me before he does.  

  Yes, I plan on taking the shaft regularly.  

  Just like a woman to wait for a man to make the first move, eh?  

  ...i fell as i was trying to get off... geez, embarrasing...  

  [Is it] a sin to bite the hand of Jesus while making sex dolls fornicate on an inflatable altar? Is this, maybe, covered in Leviticus? Or maybe Matthew?  

  You'd look just like a Christmas Ham!  

  ...but I am just the type of person that has to physically have the person standing over me show me how to play with it...  

  No Longer a Screamin' Virgin!  

  I went. I saw. I danced. I jumped. I perspired. I had fun. I came home. I passed out.  

  One of the questions is "Why oh God why?" to which he responds, "it seemed like a good idea at the time.  

  Give 'em an inch and they want rocket surgery.  

  Folks, the Rapture already happened. Everybody was too busy masturbating to notice...  

  OK I am a tard...  

  I have half a mind to delete the last 3 hours' worth of quotes on principle. Quote baiting, it's just kinda sad really.

Losers.  

  Yabba Dabba Doo!  

  Hooray !! Lisa's getting a new cooch !!  

  Leo is my hero  

  Mmmm, mmmm, diaper chorrizo  

  By the time you're down to 1", what's the point?  

  Work safe but not BarTopDancer safe.  

  I do the M&M thing.  

  Sphincter Control, Baby !!