Granola bra, anal hams, and decapitation  

  Debate.  

  ...you sad sack example of the human race.


I hate you.


Jesus hates you.


All the little angels in Heaven hate you.


I bet even Satan hates you.


Love,

Audra  

  Personally, I'd just like the use of my left index finger back, but that's not important right now...  

  Mommy, I really want to see her naked.  

  ...i fell as i was trying to get off... geez, embarrasing...  

  My resume makes me look like some kind of pedo-creep  

  [QUOTE=BarTopDancer;130309]Nothing personal BtD, but I hate you  

  My package is perfectly fine as is, thank you.  

  Musky, musty or whatever. It's all stank ass to me.  

  That's xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxfxftysdfuibgouilarious!  

  I'm a screamin virgin, why not?  

  Why be discreet when you can serve up your teet? That's my motto.  

  I'm eating my inner burrito for dinner.  

  One of the questions is "Why oh God why?" to which he responds, "it seemed like a good idea at the time.  

  I have half a mind to delete the last 3 hours' worth of quotes on principle. Quote baiting, it's just kinda sad really.

Losers.  

  This is an amazing piece of .......something.  

  Leo is my hero  

  The Fry's food is good and they have a porn section.  

  The rain is the time for a nice big steaming cup of hot cocoa, a warmed-up Ps3 controller and a boyfriend massaging your stanky ass feet.  

  Love is finding reason to overlook the fact that the other person is really kind of douchey sometimes.  

  Ha ha. I'm such a didlo.  

  Your licky colour is Chartreuse....  

  I haven't had enough coffee today to feel anything under 5.7  

  Can't it just do it for me without my hand? I'll just stay in bed