Oh my, yes!  

  Granola bra, anal hams, and decapitation  

  ...you sad sack example of the human race.


I hate you.


Jesus hates you.


All the little angels in Heaven hate you.


I bet even Satan hates you.


Love,

Audra  

  Mommy, I really want to see her naked.  

  My resume makes me look like some kind of pedo-creep  

  I also think I could sell ad space on my forehead.  

  Do you realise we have now been 4 FULL days in the park without Pooh-ing so far !!  

  [QUOTE=BarTopDancer;130309]Nothing personal BtD, but I hate you  

  My package is perfectly fine as is, thank you.  

  That's xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxfxftysdfuibgouilarious!  

  I'll swank with you GC.  

  I'm a screamin virgin, why not?  

  Why be discreet when you can serve up your teet? That's my motto.  

  I'm eating my inner burrito for dinner.  

  However I must ask what do I need to do to be quoted? Do I need to do back flips? Do I have to strip? Do I need to attach a lighted neon sign to my head? Do I have to open an all-you-can-eat bacon buffet? Do I have to juggle 20 running chainsaws? I'll do whatever it takes folks...  

  This is an amazing piece of .......something.  

  Yes, which compelled me to put my head in his crotch each time I pulled the string. And, I pulled it a lot that night.  

  The Fry's food is good and they have a porn section.  

  Wow!

We sure felt it here! A few things got knocked off of shelves. It went on forever!  

  The rain is the time for a nice big steaming cup of hot cocoa, a warmed-up Ps3 controller and a boyfriend massaging your stanky ass feet.  

  Love is finding reason to overlook the fact that the other person is really kind of douchey sometimes.  

  Ha ha. I'm such a didlo.  

  Your licky colour is Chartreuse....  

  I haven't had enough coffee today to feel anything under 5.7  

  Can't it just do it for me without my hand? I'll just stay in bed