Really, by not using [the Wal-Mart gift] card I am saving somebody's soul.
But someone has to scare the Yetti
I thought only Hugh could prevent florist friars?
frrrrrrrrgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd ddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
- One of Not Afraid's cats
The Slobrador just ate the popcorn.
Bad dog.
If insanity's heriditary I'm screwed.
I've never had a Shiatsu massage, so I am not sure if it was supposed to be like that.
I can't afford myself!
I owe you b-day mojo, but I gotta do some spreading it around first.
I liked Germany mainly because it had something to do with something
I got my sausage.
They may be men up top, but can you really overlook the fish penis aspect?
Last night I was at the Park, standing back watching the dancers at Carnation Plaza, figuring out who was there and who I could dance with, when something hit me. No, not an idea. I had bird crap in my hair.
The evening went downhill from there.
Friends should not let froends type drunk.
Ack! I can't decide how much to submit to quotes!!!!!
Screw it.
true, I've got my fingers in too many pies to be Duff!
Next time my mom visits, I'm going to cut the cheese.
If you're child is that fragile that a few second of squeak and bonk is harmful then you probably should just hit them in the head with a rock right now.
...one must always remember that everything Republicans do is good, and everything Democrats do is bad. And always listen to Fox News, 'cause they know whats best for you. See how easy that makes everything? You don't have to do any thinking for yourself anymore!
Bacon is one thing...but pork is another.
Lindyhop mentioned feeling it on her twitter. I didn't feel a thing.
On a brighter note, I love love love my new character Lank. He's an asshole.
The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity.
This boy sure whips in, does the do, then whips out again.
With a flashlight and a bit of deductive reasoning, I correctly diagnosed it down to a hose issue.
