Granola bra, anal hams, and decapitation  

  Debate.  

  Personally, I'd just like the use of my left index finger back, but that's not important right now...  

  Mommy, I really want to see her naked.  

  ...i fell as i was trying to get off... geez, embarrasing...  

  My resume makes me look like some kind of pedo-creep  

  I also think I could sell ad space on my forehead.  

  [QUOTE=BarTopDancer;130309]Nothing personal BtD, but I hate you  

  My package is perfectly fine as is, thank you.  

  Musky, musty or whatever. It's all stank ass to me.  

  No Longer a Screamin' Virgin!  

  I'm eating my inner burrito for dinner.  

  However I must ask what do I need to do to be quoted? Do I need to do back flips? Do I have to strip? Do I need to attach a lighted neon sign to my head? Do I have to open an all-you-can-eat bacon buffet? Do I have to juggle 20 running chainsaws? I'll do whatever it takes folks...  

  One of the questions is "Why oh God why?" to which he responds, "it seemed like a good idea at the time.  

  Give 'em an inch and they want rocket surgery.  

  I have half a mind to delete the last 3 hours' worth of quotes on principle. Quote baiting, it's just kinda sad really.

Losers.  

  The Bible is not a book, it's a library written over 15 centuries," Farrow told [an LA Times reporter], suggesting that Christianity has and should continue to evolve. "People who approach scripture in a literal fashion are attempting to manipulate God himself."



Father Geoffrey Farrow in an LA Times story posted by Gemini Cricket  

  Yes, which compelled me to put my head in his crotch each time I pulled the string. And, I pulled it a lot that night.  

  Mine has a mini attachment with a spinning brush that attaches to the extension wand.  

  ...one must always remember that everything Republicans do is good, and everything Democrats do is bad. And always listen to Fox News, 'cause they know whats best for you. See how easy that makes everything? You don't have to do any thinking for yourself anymore!  

  We did a hole, and put a bucket.  

  Bacon is one thing...but pork is another.  

  Lindyhop mentioned feeling it on her twitter. I didn't feel a thing.  

  On a brighter note, I love love love my new character Lank. He's an asshole.  

  The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity.