This forum needs a swankier title - I'm thinking something that saws Charisma and influence - but haven't found a swanky enough term yet. Idea?  

  I much prefer to get my wrap arounds from righties.  

  But someone has to scare the Yetti  

  I thought only Hugh could prevent florist friars?  

  frrrrrrrrgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd ddddddddddddddddddddddddddd  

  The Slobrador just ate the popcorn.

Bad dog.  

  Cockeyed libertarian that I am: I'm more than willing to give the government my money I just don't want them to spend it.  

  If insanity's heriditary I'm screwed.  

  I've never had a Shiatsu massage, so I am not sure if it was supposed to be like that.  

  Female ass are strange creatures.  

  I owe you b-day mojo, but I gotta do some spreading it around first.  

  They may be men up top, but can you really overlook the fish penis aspect?  

  Did the moose butt take the rest of the moose with it?  

  Last night I was at the Park, standing back watching the dancers at Carnation Plaza, figuring out who was there and who I could dance with, when something hit me. No, not an idea. I had bird crap in my hair.

The evening went downhill from there.  

  Friends should not let froends type drunk.  

  ok, that beats my bird.  

  I'll make sure Thurston gives you a good hard one.  

  OK I am a tard...  

  I scummed to peer pressure.  

  I love the name Lili VonSchtuppe.  

  At least you can legitimately claim the fainting cooch...  

  And I know the thing to do is just do it. But then my resistance wouldn't be irrational, would it? And I'm irrational about so few things that I tend to be clingy in their presence.  

  It's not the size of the box that matters. It's what you put in it.  

  (I'm a vampire's wet dream.)  

  Moonliner :I'm not sure I want to eat a Churro called a "Willie"
Snowflake:Looks great!