Hey! No one's quoted me!!! 
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
How can something seem so plausible at the time and so idiotic in retrospect?
I guess this means I'll keep my box until it dies.
I'm still all about perverted sexual posts and the color pink.
Sux more balls than one of those armored carts at a driving range.
...but holy geebus the traffic sucked donkey balls through a straw this morning.
eh hoh you didit wan anyif dis.
How could he not know what kind of damage he was doing? ...but maybe the noise, the jerking of the rig etc?
I learn more on LoT every day than I do at school.
But tough titty, said the kitty, when the milk ran dry.
GO SJ SHARKS.
I'm wiitarded right now.
I'm an equal opportunity farter.
I am the Prince of Dorkness.
Yabba Dabba Doo!
Hooray !! Lisa's getting a new cooch !!
Leo is my hero
Mmmm, mmmm, diaper chorrizo
By the time you're down to 1", what's the point?
Work safe but not BarTopDancer safe.
Love is finding reason to overlook the fact that the other person is really kind of douchey sometimes.
Ha ha. I'm such a didlo.
Sphincter Control, Baby !! 
