How dare you interupt a thread on porn to talk about sex!  

  The line starts here to take CoasterMatt outside and beat him senseless.  

  Are there any gay people who post on this board?  

  No. I have turned over a new leave and will only lead a pure and chaste life, free from sin.  

  Scramble and cook eggs to coincide with completion of eggs.  

  Do elephants think of pink humans when they are drunk?  

  You haven't lived until you've experienced Dragon poop.  

  Welcome. Enjoy your stay. Make sure to get your shots.  

  Schlöng  

  How exactly does one get a power tool excited? Getting excited BY power tools I understand, but I do not know how to reciprocate.  

  You sound like my wife: always wanting more inches.

Oh, wait...  

  [QUOTE=BarTopDancer;266460]...tactits.[/QUOTE]That typo conjures disturbing visuals.

Does one wear a granola bra for tactits?  

  [QUOTE=BarTopDancer;266460]...tactits.[/QUOTE]

That typo conjures disturbing visuals.

Does one wear a granola bra for tactits?  

  it isn't too often I get to show it off in public.  

  I don't believe that Photoshop does do animation  

  Use my theory: it ain't illegal if you don't get caught.  

  [quote=Moonliner;273636]I love the Texas three way.[/quote]Is that you, the wife and a longhorn?  

  Kevin's To Do List

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  And why do I keep getting all my Disneyland updates from a guy who lives in Hawaii?  

  So drive naked and put the bacon on when you get there. Problem solved.  

  Yes, even I have my limits - some people are just WEIRD!  

  Its hard to relax when you are clenching  

  Man, I have really become the whipping boy around here lately...  

  Man, I have really become the whipping boy around here lately...