Each day you get better or worse: its your choice.  

  Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.  

  It'll be a while until my husband gets home, so let's see if you guys can help me before he does.  

  Yes, I plan on taking the shaft regularly.  

  Just like a woman to wait for a man to make the first move, eh?  

  [Is it] a sin to bite the hand of Jesus while making sex dolls fornicate on an inflatable altar? Is this, maybe, covered in Leviticus? Or maybe Matthew?  

  You'd look just like a Christmas Ham!  

  ...but I am just the type of person that has to physically have the person standing over me show me how to play with it...  

  Musky, musty or whatever. It's all stank ass to me.  

  No Longer a Screamin' Virgin!  

  I went. I saw. I danced. I jumped. I perspired. I had fun. I came home. I passed out.  

  Give 'em an inch and they want rocket surgery.  

  Folks, the Rapture already happened. Everybody was too busy masturbating to notice...  

  OK I am a tard...  

  The Bible is not a book, it's a library written over 15 centuries," Farrow told [an LA Times reporter], suggesting that Christianity has and should continue to evolve. "People who approach scripture in a literal fashion are attempting to manipulate God himself."



Father Geoffrey Farrow in an LA Times story posted by Gemini Cricket  

  Mine has a mini attachment with a spinning brush that attaches to the extension wand.  

  Wow!

We sure felt it here! A few things got knocked off of shelves. It went on forever!  

  ...one must always remember that everything Republicans do is good, and everything Democrats do is bad. And always listen to Fox News, 'cause they know whats best for you. See how easy that makes everything? You don't have to do any thinking for yourself anymore!  

  We did a hole, and put a bucket.  

  Bacon is one thing...but pork is another.  

  Lindyhop mentioned feeling it on her twitter. I didn't feel a thing.  

  I bent my wookie.  

  On a brighter note, I love love love my new character Lank. He's an asshole.  

  The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity.  

  This boy sure whips in, does the do, then whips out again.