Sometimes, they do pee on the floor, however.
I'm still all about perverted sexual posts and the color pink.
Except for being fat, ugly, and a prick I'm the ideal human being.
Well, by some strange fat...
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Actually doing anything to ameliorate discomfort would be very unme.
I learn more on LoT every day than I do at school.
They've started setting back fires to protect the transmission lines from the nuclear tits.
But tough titty, said the kitty, when the milk ran dry.
No humans were soiled in the watching of the Puppy Bowl
I'm wiitarded right now.
I'll make sure Thurston gives you a good hard one.
Yeah, I'm an idiot
OK I am a tard...
I scummed to peer pressure.
I love the name Lili VonSchtuppe.
(hello quote page)
Amateur" does not begin to quantify the depth of my artistic ability.
It's not the size of the box that matters. It's what you put in it. 
It all depends on the boobs.
Much smaller than the photo makes it look, stretched out it's less than my wrist to elbow.
On the other hand, I can connect with friends around the world, watch movies, live TV, stream live video to the world, and even make phone calls just by reaching into my pocket.
(I'm a vampire's wet dream.)
Moonliner :I'm not sure I want to eat a Churro called a "Willie"
Snowflake:Looks great! 
