Sometimes, they do pee on the floor, however.
This forum needs a swankier title - I'm thinking something that saws Charisma and influence - but haven't found a swanky enough term yet. Idea?
- The earliest post that can be found on this board
I much prefer to get my wrap arounds from righties.
Except for being fat, ugly, and a prick I'm the ideal human being.
Well, by some strange fat...
Female ass are strange creatures.
- Sigourney Weaver on "Planet Earth
Actually doing anything to ameliorate discomfort would be very unme.
Did the moose butt take the rest of the moose with it?
But tough titty, said the kitty, when the milk ran dry.
No humans were soiled in the watching of the Puppy Bowl
ok, that beats my bird.
I'll make sure Thurston gives you a good hard one.
OK I am a tard...
I scummed to peer pressure.
I love the name Lili VonSchtuppe.
Next time my mom visits, I'm going to cut the cheese.
If you're child is that fragile that a few second of squeak and bonk is harmful then you probably should just hit them in the head with a rock right now.
I love the Texas three way.
Amateur" does not begin to quantify the depth of my artistic ability.
It's not the size of the box that matters. It's what you put in it. 
It all depends on the boobs.
Much smaller than the photo makes it look, stretched out it's less than my wrist to elbow.
On the other hand, I can connect with friends around the world, watch movies, live TV, stream live video to the world, and even make phone calls just by reaching into my pocket.
With a flashlight and a bit of deductive reasoning, I correctly diagnosed it down to a hose issue.
