Hey! No one's quoted me!!! 
Sometimes, they do pee on the floor, however.
How can something seem so plausible at the time and so idiotic in retrospect?
I guess this means I'll keep my box until it dies.
I'm still all about perverted sexual posts and the color pink.
Except for being fat, ugly, and a prick I'm the ideal human being.
Sux more balls than one of those armored carts at a driving range.
...but holy geebus the traffic sucked donkey balls through a straw this morning.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Actually doing anything to ameliorate discomfort would be very unme.
I learn more on LoT every day than I do at school.
They've started setting back fires to protect the transmission lines from the nuclear tits.
But tough titty, said the kitty, when the milk ran dry.
GO SJ SHARKS.
I'm wiitarded right now.
I'm an equal opportunity farter.
Yeah, I'm an idiot
I am the Prince of Dorkness.
(hello quote page)
At least you can legitimately claim the fainting cooch...
And I know the thing to do is just do it. But then my resistance wouldn't be irrational, would it? And I'm irrational about so few things that I tend to be clingy in their presence.
It's not the size of the box that matters. It's what you put in it. 
(I'm a vampire's wet dream.)
Moonliner :I'm not sure I want to eat a Churro called a "Willie"
Snowflake:Looks great! 
