Debate.  

  Personally, I'd just like the use of my left index finger back, but that's not important right now...  

  Mommy, I really want to see her naked.  

  ...i fell as i was trying to get off... geez, embarrasing...  

  [Is it] a sin to bite the hand of Jesus while making sex dolls fornicate on an inflatable altar? Is this, maybe, covered in Leviticus? Or maybe Matthew?  

  You'd look just like a Christmas Ham!  

  ...but I am just the type of person that has to physically have the person standing over me show me how to play with it...  

  Musky, musty or whatever. It's all stank ass to me.  

  No Longer a Screamin' Virgin!  

  I went. I saw. I danced. I jumped. I perspired. I had fun. I came home. I passed out.  

  I'm eating my inner burrito for dinner.  

  One of the questions is "Why oh God why?" to which he responds, "it seemed like a good idea at the time.  

  Give 'em an inch and they want rocket surgery.  

  Folks, the Rapture already happened. Everybody was too busy masturbating to notice...  

  OK I am a tard...  

  I have half a mind to delete the last 3 hours' worth of quotes on principle. Quote baiting, it's just kinda sad really.

Losers.  

  Next time my mom visits, I'm going to cut the cheese.  

  ...one must always remember that everything Republicans do is good, and everything Democrats do is bad. And always listen to Fox News, 'cause they know whats best for you. See how easy that makes everything? You don't have to do any thinking for yourself anymore!  

  We did a hole, and put a bucket.  

  Bacon is one thing...but pork is another.  

  Lindyhop mentioned feeling it on her twitter. I didn't feel a thing.  

  On a brighter note, I love love love my new character Lank. He's an asshole.  

  The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity.  

  This boy sure whips in, does the do, then whips out again.  

  With a flashlight and a bit of deductive reasoning, I correctly diagnosed it down to a hose issue.