Debate.  

  Personally, I'd just like the use of my left index finger back, but that's not important right now...  

  Mommy, I really want to see her naked.  

  ...i fell as i was trying to get off... geez, embarrasing...  

  My resume makes me look like some kind of pedo-creep  

  [Is it] a sin to bite the hand of Jesus while making sex dolls fornicate on an inflatable altar? Is this, maybe, covered in Leviticus? Or maybe Matthew?  

  [QUOTE=BarTopDancer;130309]Nothing personal BtD, but I hate you  

  My package is perfectly fine as is, thank you.  

  Musky, musty or whatever. It's all stank ass to me.  

  That's xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxfxftysdfuibgouilarious!  

  No Longer a Screamin' Virgin!  

  I'm eating my inner burrito for dinner.  

  One of the questions is "Why oh God why?" to which he responds, "it seemed like a good idea at the time.  

  Give 'em an inch and they want rocket surgery.  

  Folks, the Rapture already happened. Everybody was too busy masturbating to notice...  

  OK I am a tard...  

  I have half a mind to delete the last 3 hours' worth of quotes on principle. Quote baiting, it's just kinda sad really.

Losers.  

  Hooray !! Lisa's getting a new cooch !!  

  This is an amazing piece of .......something.  

  Leo is my hero  

  Mmmm, mmmm, diaper chorrizo  

  The Fry's food is good and they have a porn section.  

  Love is finding reason to overlook the fact that the other person is really kind of douchey sometimes.  

  Ha ha. I'm such a didlo.  

  Can't it just do it for me without my hand? I'll just stay in bed