One day I'll be able to get up in front of all my friends  

  I keep reading the thread title [2007 swanking ideas] and thinking, "How are we gonna come up with that many ideas?  

  But where is the fun in that?  

  Rectum?!? It damn near killed him!  

  I thought this was gonna be about herpes.  

  You aren't losing hair - you're just getting more head.  

  So, if you leave there right now, will you get here yesterday? - RStar



We might even wait at the airport for 4.5 hours to wave ourselves goodbye.  

  But according to the "extensive scientific study"*, you use "64% less energy".  

  I read the headline to this thread and wondered when Fox ran a story slandering me.  

  Wait a miniute... y'all think NA looks like a tampon?!?  

  I guess you can fine the boring in someting if you want to but I prefer to find the fun. Life is to short.  

  Where's the scene where CP drops the soap ???  

  ...does spraying Leo with whipped cream count as cooking ?  

  ...does spraying Leo with whipped cream count as cooking ?  

  Get yur own damned thread mister! This here thread is about BACON, not some whimpy ocean gnat.  

  I lost my Virginity too long ago to remember...
...but I still have the Box it came in....  

  But it is hard to get in the mood with squawking dinosaurs making all that noise.  

  I know that you are running short of space in your Vulva.  

  Why? Are you trying to determine my porn name?

Because I can tell you that is Hinkie Willowbrae

I can't make this stuff up I'm tellin' ya!  

  Got it: Republicans are evil incarnate and Democrats are pure as the driven snow.  

  What's the big deal about July 17th?  

  Sending Positive Pussy Mojo to Kevy.  

  I don't see why one park has to be better than the other. I would kill for EITHER nearby. Be happy, people.  

  I have prime titties  

  *making sign of the cross* "In the name of the Bear, the Stoat, and Susie-Ann Krellingshaw, Ah, Men.