Really, by not using [the Wal-Mart gift] card I am saving somebody's soul.
I thought only Hugh could prevent florist friars?
The Slobrador just ate the popcorn.
Bad dog.
Cockeyed libertarian that I am: I'm more than willing to give the government my money I just don't want them to spend it.
If insanity's heriditary I'm screwed.
I've never had a Shiatsu massage, so I am not sure if it was supposed to be like that.
I can't afford myself!
I owe you b-day mojo, but I gotta do some spreading it around first.
I liked Germany mainly because it had something to do with something
They may be men up top, but can you really overlook the fish penis aspect?
Last night I was at the Park, standing back watching the dancers at Carnation Plaza, figuring out who was there and who I could dance with, when something hit me. No, not an idea. I had bird crap in my hair.
The evening went downhill from there.
Friends should not let froends type drunk.
ok, that beats my bird.
Ack! I can't decide how much to submit to quotes!!!!!
Screw it.
true, I've got my fingers in too many pies to be Duff!
Mine has a mini attachment with a spinning brush that attaches to the extension wand.
GD - It's like you, only baby face you with a little trainer beard! :P
...one must always remember that everything Republicans do is good, and everything Democrats do is bad. And always listen to Fox News, 'cause they know whats best for you. See how easy that makes everything? You don't have to do any thinking for yourself anymore!
Bacon is one thing...but pork is another.
Lindyhop mentioned feeling it on her twitter. I didn't feel a thing.
I bent my wookie.
On a brighter note, I love love love my new character Lank. He's an asshole.
The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity.
This boy sure whips in, does the do, then whips out again.
With a flashlight and a bit of deductive reasoning, I correctly diagnosed it down to a hose issue.
