Granola bra, anal hams, and decapitation  

  Debate.  

  ...you sad sack example of the human race.


I hate you.


Jesus hates you.


All the little angels in Heaven hate you.


I bet even Satan hates you.


Love,

Audra  

  Personally, I'd just like the use of my left index finger back, but that's not important right now...  

  Mommy, I really want to see her naked.  

  ...i fell as i was trying to get off... geez, embarrasing...  

  My resume makes me look like some kind of pedo-creep  

  [QUOTE=BarTopDancer;130309]Nothing personal BtD, but I hate you  

  My package is perfectly fine as is, thank you.  

  Musky, musty or whatever. It's all stank ass to me.  

  I'm a screamin virgin, why not?  

  Why be discreet when you can serve up your teet? That's my motto.  

  I'm eating my inner burrito for dinner.  

  However I must ask what do I need to do to be quoted? Do I need to do back flips? Do I have to strip? Do I need to attach a lighted neon sign to my head? Do I have to open an all-you-can-eat bacon buffet? Do I have to juggle 20 running chainsaws? I'll do whatever it takes folks...  

  One of the questions is "Why oh God why?" to which he responds, "it seemed like a good idea at the time.  

  Give 'em an inch and they want rocket surgery.  

  I have half a mind to delete the last 3 hours' worth of quotes on principle. Quote baiting, it's just kinda sad really.

Losers.  

  Hooray !! Lisa's getting a new cooch !!  

  This is an amazing piece of .......something.  

  Leo is my hero  

  Yes, which compelled me to put my head in his crotch each time I pulled the string. And, I pulled it a lot that night.  

  The Fry's food is good and they have a porn section.  

  Love is finding reason to overlook the fact that the other person is really kind of douchey sometimes.  

  Ha ha. I'm such a didlo.  

  Can't it just do it for me without my hand? I'll just stay in bed