This forum needs a swankier title - I'm thinking something that saws Charisma and influence - but haven't found a swanky enough term yet. Idea?  

  I much prefer to get my wrap arounds from righties.  

  But someone has to scare the Yetti  

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  Cockeyed libertarian that I am: I'm more than willing to give the government my money I just don't want them to spend it.  

  I've never had a Shiatsu massage, so I am not sure if it was supposed to be like that.  

  Female ass are strange creatures.  

  I owe you b-day mojo, but I gotta do some spreading it around first.  

  They may be men up top, but can you really overlook the fish penis aspect?  

  Did the moose butt take the rest of the moose with it?  

  Last night I was at the Park, standing back watching the dancers at Carnation Plaza, figuring out who was there and who I could dance with, when something hit me. No, not an idea. I had bird crap in my hair.

The evening went downhill from there.  

  Friends should not let froends type drunk.  

  No humans were soiled in the watching of the Puppy Bowl  

  ok, that beats my bird.  

  I love the name Lili VonSchtuppe.  

  Next time my mom visits, I'm going to cut the cheese.  

  If you're child is that fragile that a few second of squeak and bonk is harmful then you probably should just hit them in the head with a rock right now.  

  I love the Texas three way.  

  GD - It's like you, only baby face you with a little trainer beard! :P  

  ...one must always remember that everything Republicans do is good, and everything Democrats do is bad. And always listen to Fox News, 'cause they know whats best for you. See how easy that makes everything? You don't have to do any thinking for yourself anymore!  

  Lindyhop mentioned feeling it on her twitter. I didn't feel a thing.  

  I bent my wookie.  

  Amateur" does not begin to quantify the depth of my artistic ability.  

  This boy sure whips in, does the do, then whips out again.  

  With a flashlight and a bit of deductive reasoning, I correctly diagnosed it down to a hose issue.