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- LashStoat  

  Hippy Pappy Happy Smaffy Laffy Daffy Dingle,

Every time a birthday comes we sing this little jingle,

It can cover birthdays for a multitude or single,

Hippy Pappy Happy Smaffy Laffy Daffy Dingle  

  Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege

-anon  

  I'm so un-hip, it's a wonder my bum doesn't fall off.  

  If this was Iron Chef, someone would be running around right now making Bacon Icecream.  

  Savory Euphamisms

4 Euphamisms
1 piece of toast
Anchovy Butter

Butter the toast with the Anchovy Butter.

Cut into triangle quadrants and place a Euphamism (smooth side down) on each toast triangle.

Best drink to serve with this would be a Black Canadian .

Serve your Savory Euphamisms at your next party and watch 'em snap them up !!!  

  Who'd call their kid "Mitt" ?!?! WTF.

"Mommy's calling, kids, time for supper. Come little Mitt, come little Bat, come little Ballpark Frank  

  Don't forget that Men who are pierced are better prepared for marriage..... That ensures they've both experienced pain and bought jewelery.  

  Hooray !! Lisa's getting a new cooch !!  

  What's Cherny's BJ Like?  

  Goodness, Kevy.. That's a big one.  

  for 100% Closet Coverage, I suggest any of Tom Cruises wives.  

  Moonliner sounds big and scary  

  So you admit my spells work, do you, Durwood?  

  Look here for the raw details. The smutty comments, the Just LashPairiness of it all.

Right here. Don't touch that dial.  

  I'm the only one allowed to eat Stoat around here. Thank you.

 

  And if you have a chocolate craving, they also make Chocolate Mousse in an aerosol for direct pleasure as well - AKA
langue de chocolat  

  You're all fricken crazy... I love and treasure you all.

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  Go Skyclad.  

  I gave it to a very surprised barmaid in the transit lounge.  

  Sphincter Control, Baby !!  

  ...I have no other advice on hard things to have in bed.  

  Your licky colour is Chartreuse....  

  This boy sure whips in, does the do, then whips out again.  

  And as Walt someone said, Just remember, it all started with a pancake... hang on, that's not right.