I love the name Lili VonSchtuppe.  

  It is something you need to take Penicillin for.  

  I'm sure Lisa will have a cucumber for me.  

  Baseball is boring. The players wear entirely too much clothing.  

  To all who come to this happy place.... waffle.  

  Wow, i'm agreeing with scaeagles. Someone fetch me my blood pressure medicine.  

  It's all about beer, prostitution, cute puppets, the rapture, and much more.  

  One can never have too much BJ  

  [QUOTE=alphabassettgrrl;225972]I've learned that having BJ's at 3:30 ... is too much for one evening.[/QUOTE]One can never have too much BJ


Oh. You meant the restaurant...  

  One can never have too much BJ


Oh. You meant the restaurant...  

  Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.  

  What are you callin' meaningless??? This board is my LIFE!!!  

  (he says i'm cuddly and fluffy)  

  I've not blown anything too bad.  

  (hello quote page)  

  I'll take my shirt off right after I throw him my underwear with the rest of the media.  

  I like to see s*** blown up.  

  If I am in international waters on a pleasure cruise I expect to be offered gambling, prostitution, otherwise illicit drugs, and the meat of endangered animals.  

  Mmmm. Condor hot wings.  

  I was having a crappy day at work today, until a group of old ladies got into an altercation in front of my window - it was the funniest thing I've ever seen, like an episode of Golden Girls gone horribly wrong.  

  Indiana Jones and the Last Frigidaire  

  I'm not a bunny.  

  Sh!t" is the tofu of cursing.  

  I disagree. At the risk of entering into an teleologically ontological discussion of the merits and disingenuations of said conundrum, I would have to suggest that even if the form of impact were less than injurious the intent and willingness (or perhaps negligence and inattention) that lead to such impact would carry through the day on still totally sucking.

One might respond vis-a-vis the argument from nerfness in which one is not only struck by an arrow in such a way as no harm is caused but also with an arrow of such material that no harm is possible. In a situation of such extremity it would continue to totally suck in that one is such an oaf as to be unable to avoid impact with said trifle.

There also exists, in a post-Freudian deconstructionist interpretation of the problem statement, the theory that the arrow in question is not, per se, actually an arrow but instead a penis. In which case it could be argued that while "totally suck" might not actually happen, it is without doubt true that some person involved in the impact scenario will wish it did.  

  Hey Neph - at least someone quoted you. I'm not quotable or on the list of kewl people. Woe is me!