Each day you get better or worse: its your choice.  

  Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.  

  It'll be a while until my husband gets home, so let's see if you guys can help me before he does.  

  How can something seem so plausible at the time and so idiotic in retrospect?  

  I guess this means I'll keep my box until it dies.  

  Yes, I plan on taking the shaft regularly.  

  Just like a woman to wait for a man to make the first move, eh?  

  You'd look just like a Christmas Ham!  

  Sux more balls than one of those armored carts at a driving range.  

  ...but holy geebus the traffic sucked donkey balls through a straw this morning.  

  eh hoh you didit wan anyif dis.  

  How could he not know what kind of damage he was doing? ...but maybe the noise, the jerking of the rig etc?  

  GO SJ SHARKS.  

  Yabba Dabba Doo!  

  (Edited to correct no less than three typos in a seven word post)  

  All my love, Pookie-wookie-diddle-bumpkins...

The Stoat XXX.  

  I embrace my nincompoopery.  

  Hey, I've been thinking. Old George Bush Jr. Has not gotten the support and recognition that he deserves.

Please everyone join me an post why you think the big guy in the not quite round office needs a great big hug.

Show your support for Bush!  

  At least you can legitimately claim the fainting cooch...  

  And I know the thing to do is just do it. But then my resistance wouldn't be irrational, would it? And I'm irrational about so few things that I tend to be clingy in their presence.  

  By the time you're down to 1", what's the point?  

  Work safe but not BarTopDancer safe.  

  I do the M&M thing.  

  Sphincter Control, Baby !!  

  Tittoos?