Oh my, yes!  

  Really, by not using [the Wal-Mart gift] card I am saving somebody's soul.  

  I've got an Alpenhorn in my pants, does that count?  

  I thought only Hugh could prevent florist friars?  

  The Slobrador just ate the popcorn.

Bad dog.  

  If insanity's heriditary I'm screwed.  

  I've never had a Shiatsu massage, so I am not sure if it was supposed to be like that.  

  I can't afford myself!  

  I owe you b-day mojo, but I gotta do some spreading it around first.  

  I liked Germany mainly because it had something to do with something  

  I got my sausage.  

  I'm a giant disease!  

  I'll swank with you GC.  

  However I must ask what do I need to do to be quoted? Do I need to do back flips? Do I have to strip? Do I need to attach a lighted neon sign to my head? Do I have to open an all-you-can-eat bacon buffet? Do I have to juggle 20 running chainsaws? I'll do whatever it takes folks...  

  Yes, ones arm does get tired from doing a repetitive motion in the same position.  

  Ack! I can't decide how much to submit to quotes!!!!!

Screw it.  

  true, I've got my fingers in too many pies to be Duff!  

  If you're child is that fragile that a few second of squeak and bonk is harmful then you probably should just hit them in the head with a rock right now.  

  I love the Texas three way.  

  GD - It's like you, only baby face you with a little trainer beard! :P  

  Amateur" does not begin to quantify the depth of my artistic ability.  

  It's not the size of the box that matters. It's what you put in it.  

  It all depends on the boobs.  

  Much smaller than the photo makes it look, stretched out it's less than my wrist to elbow.  

  On the other hand, I can connect with friends around the world, watch movies, live TV, stream live video to the world, and even make phone calls just by reaching into my pocket.