This forum needs a swankier title - I'm thinking something that saws Charisma and influence - but haven't found a swanky enough term yet. Idea?  

  I much prefer to get my wrap arounds from righties.  

  But someone has to scare the Yetti  

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  Cockeyed libertarian that I am: I'm more than willing to give the government my money I just don't want them to spend it.  

  Well, by some strange fat...  

  Female ass are strange creatures.  

  Did the moose butt take the rest of the moose with it?  

  Last night I was at the Park, standing back watching the dancers at Carnation Plaza, figuring out who was there and who I could dance with, when something hit me. No, not an idea. I had bird crap in my hair.

The evening went downhill from there.  

  Friends should not let froends type drunk.  

  No humans were soiled in the watching of the Puppy Bowl  

  ok, that beats my bird.  

  I'll make sure Thurston gives you a good hard one.  

  OK I am a tard...  

  I scummed to peer pressure.  

  I love the name Lili VonSchtuppe.  

  Next time my mom visits, I'm going to cut the cheese.  

  If you're child is that fragile that a few second of squeak and bonk is harmful then you probably should just hit them in the head with a rock right now.  

  I love the Texas three way.  

  GD - It's like you, only baby face you with a little trainer beard! :P  

  I bent my wookie.  

  Amateur" does not begin to quantify the depth of my artistic ability.  

  It all depends on the boobs.  

  Much smaller than the photo makes it look, stretched out it's less than my wrist to elbow.  

  With a flashlight and a bit of deductive reasoning, I correctly diagnosed it down to a hose issue.