Debate.  

  Personally, I'd just like the use of my left index finger back, but that's not important right now...  

  Mommy, I really want to see her naked.  

  ...i fell as i was trying to get off... geez, embarrasing...  

  My resume makes me look like some kind of pedo-creep  

  I also think I could sell ad space on my forehead.  

  Do you realise we have now been 4 FULL days in the park without Pooh-ing so far !!  

  [QUOTE=BarTopDancer;130309]Nothing personal BtD, but I hate you  

  My package is perfectly fine as is, thank you.  

  Musky, musty or whatever. It's all stank ass to me.  

  That's xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxfxftysdfuibgouilarious!  

  I'm a screamin virgin, why not?  

  I'm eating my inner burrito for dinner.  

  One of the questions is "Why oh God why?" to which he responds, "it seemed like a good idea at the time.  

  Give 'em an inch and they want rocket surgery.  

  I have half a mind to delete the last 3 hours' worth of quotes on principle. Quote baiting, it's just kinda sad really.

Losers.  

  Next time my mom visits, I'm going to cut the cheese.  

  If you're child is that fragile that a few second of squeak and bonk is harmful then you probably should just hit them in the head with a rock right now.  

  I love the Texas three way.  

  I bent my wookie.  

  Amateur" does not begin to quantify the depth of my artistic ability.  

  It all depends on the boobs.  

  Much smaller than the photo makes it look, stretched out it's less than my wrist to elbow.  

  On the other hand, I can connect with friends around the world, watch movies, live TV, stream live video to the world, and even make phone calls just by reaching into my pocket.  

  With a flashlight and a bit of deductive reasoning, I correctly diagnosed it down to a hose issue.