I had to take another Lipitor Tablet just reading this thread.  

  Back in MY day, when sex was dirty and air was clean we used to......  

  Is a gay man who knits called a "Knitting Nancy"?  

  how tender is YOUR loin ?  

  That's Leo - with the ham for a butt.  

  Do you realise we have now been 4 FULL days in the park without Pooh-ing so far !!  

  You'd look just like a Christmas Ham!  

  IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER:

Vegemite should NOT be used with Avocado under any circumstances.... anymore than Sardines should be served with Strawberry Ice-cream  

  I found my pearl necklace! I should wear it when i go snowballing.  

  Ewwwwww, I think I got some CM in my mouth....  

  PS: Lashbear made me say this.  

  Could you imagine? Eating a hamburger and then having a tiger maul you?  

  Sweeney Todd - YUK! If Humans were meant to be eaten, we'd have been born with Pastry for Skin.  

  ...oh I get it! It's a race!  

  I am a Melon-Baller,
All day I Melon-Ball.
Of all appalling callings,
Melon-Balling's worst of all.  

  ...or as the lesbian said, I can have my kate and edith too!  

  I don't know, would you settle for a Tub-Sized Queen instead ?  

  Give 'em an inch and they want rocket surgery.  

  Dear GD,

You haven't packed CP, as she is still snoozing - God I hope you left room for her...although I'll miss you both while you are away.

Hugs,

The Stoat.  

  Sweet Baby Jaysus,

Remind me never to give you LoT a box of matches - if sourdough can ignite this length of thread, you folk could fair burn down the barn !!!

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.  

  OMFG...the only thing missing is a dusting of icing sugar, and you'd have all 3 food groups - sugar, salt and fat, as discovered by most fast-food outlets.

It is rumoured that a fourth food group exists, but they haven't figured out how to get around the liquor laws yet.  

  I'm sure Lisa will have a cucumber for me.  

  Bear...Bear!!!

I know you like rollercoasters, but playing that game is just insanitary!!

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX  

  All my love, Pookie-wookie-diddle-bumpkins...

The Stoat XXX.  

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Excuse me while I run to the nearest hilltop, shove Maria Von-Trapp out of my freakin' way and shout "I'm a Non-Theist" until it echoes from every canyon and rattles every tole-painted cowbell in the valley.

Wow, what a relief, now I have a label, I am validated - complete.


Note: How Stoat chooses to treat people has nothing to do with his religion or lack of it...he knows they could one day judge him, and he is entirely comfortable with that possibility.