Hey! No one's quoted me!!! 
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
How can something seem so plausible at the time and so idiotic in retrospect?
I guess this means I'll keep my box until it dies.
Yes, I plan on taking the shaft regularly.
I'm still all about perverted sexual posts and the color pink.
Sux more balls than one of those armored carts at a driving range.
...but holy geebus the traffic sucked donkey balls through a straw this morning.
eh hoh you didit wan anyif dis.
How could he not know what kind of damage he was doing? ...but maybe the noise, the jerking of the rig etc?
I learn more on LoT every day than I do at school.
But tough titty, said the kitty, when the milk ran dry.
GO SJ SHARKS.
I'm wiitarded right now.
I'm an equal opportunity farter.
I am the Prince of Dorkness.
(Edited to correct no less than three typos in a seven word post)
All my love, Pookie-wookie-diddle-bumpkins...
The Stoat XXX.
I embrace my nincompoopery.
Hey, I've been thinking. Old George Bush Jr. Has not gotten the support and recognition that he deserves.
Please everyone join me an post why you think the big guy in the not quite round office needs a great big hug.
Show your support for Bush!
At least you can legitimately claim the fainting cooch...
And I know the thing to do is just do it. But then my resistance wouldn't be irrational, would it? And I'm irrational about so few things that I tend to be clingy in their presence.
I do the M&M thing.
Tittoos?
