Debate.  

  Each day you get better or worse: its your choice.  

  It'll be a while until my husband gets home, so let's see if you guys can help me before he does.  

  Yes, I plan on taking the shaft regularly.  

  Just like a woman to wait for a man to make the first move, eh?  

  ...i fell as i was trying to get off... geez, embarrasing...  

  [Is it] a sin to bite the hand of Jesus while making sex dolls fornicate on an inflatable altar? Is this, maybe, covered in Leviticus? Or maybe Matthew?  

  You'd look just like a Christmas Ham!  

  ...but I am just the type of person that has to physically have the person standing over me show me how to play with it...  

  Musky, musty or whatever. It's all stank ass to me.  

  No Longer a Screamin' Virgin!  

  I went. I saw. I danced. I jumped. I perspired. I had fun. I came home. I passed out.  

  One of the questions is "Why oh God why?" to which he responds, "it seemed like a good idea at the time.  

  Give 'em an inch and they want rocket surgery.  

  Folks, the Rapture already happened. Everybody was too busy masturbating to notice...  

  OK I am a tard...  

  I have half a mind to delete the last 3 hours' worth of quotes on principle. Quote baiting, it's just kinda sad really.

Losers.  

  Yabba Dabba Doo!  

  Hooray !! Lisa's getting a new cooch !!  

  All my love, Pookie-wookie-diddle-bumpkins...

The Stoat XXX.  

  Leo is my hero  

  Mmmm, mmmm, diaper chorrizo  

  By the time you're down to 1", what's the point?  

  Work safe but not BarTopDancer safe.  

  Sphincter Control, Baby !!