Debate.  

  Personally, I'd just like the use of my left index finger back, but that's not important right now...  

  Mommy, I really want to see her naked.  

  ...i fell as i was trying to get off... geez, embarrasing...  

  My resume makes me look like some kind of pedo-creep  

  [Is it] a sin to bite the hand of Jesus while making sex dolls fornicate on an inflatable altar? Is this, maybe, covered in Leviticus? Or maybe Matthew?  

  [QUOTE=BarTopDancer;130309]Nothing personal BtD, but I hate you  

  My package is perfectly fine as is, thank you.  

  ...but I am just the type of person that has to physically have the person standing over me show me how to play with it...  

  Musky, musty or whatever. It's all stank ass to me.  

  No Longer a Screamin' Virgin!  

  I'm eating my inner burrito for dinner.  

  One of the questions is "Why oh God why?" to which he responds, "it seemed like a good idea at the time.  

  Give 'em an inch and they want rocket surgery.  

  Folks, the Rapture already happened. Everybody was too busy masturbating to notice...  

  OK I am a tard...  

  I have half a mind to delete the last 3 hours' worth of quotes on principle. Quote baiting, it's just kinda sad really.

Losers.  

  Yabba Dabba Doo!  

  Hooray !! Lisa's getting a new cooch !!  

  Leo is my hero  

  Mmmm, mmmm, diaper chorrizo  

  The Fry's food is good and they have a porn section.  

  Love is finding reason to overlook the fact that the other person is really kind of douchey sometimes.  

  Ha ha. I'm such a didlo.  

  Can't it just do it for me without my hand? I'll just stay in bed