Oh my, yes!  

  Really, by not using [the Wal-Mart gift] card I am saving somebody's soul.  

  But someone has to scare the Yetti  

  I thought only Hugh could prevent florist friars?  

  frrrrrrrrgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd ddddddddddddddddddddddddddd  

  The Slobrador just ate the popcorn.

Bad dog.  

  Cockeyed libertarian that I am: I'm more than willing to give the government my money I just don't want them to spend it.  

  If insanity's heriditary I'm screwed.  

  I've never had a Shiatsu massage, so I am not sure if it was supposed to be like that.  

  I can't afford myself!  

  I owe you b-day mojo, but I gotta do some spreading it around first.  

  I liked Germany mainly because it had something to do with something  

  They may be men up top, but can you really overlook the fish penis aspect?  

  Last night I was at the Park, standing back watching the dancers at Carnation Plaza, figuring out who was there and who I could dance with, when something hit me. No, not an idea. I had bird crap in my hair.

The evening went downhill from there.  

  ok, that beats my bird.  

  Ack! I can't decide how much to submit to quotes!!!!!

Screw it.  

  true, I've got my fingers in too many pies to be Duff!  

  Hooray !! Lisa's getting a new cooch !!  

  This is an amazing piece of .......something.  

  Leo is my hero  

  Mmmm, mmmm, diaper chorrizo  

  The Fry's food is good and they have a porn section.  

  Love is finding reason to overlook the fact that the other person is really kind of douchey sometimes.  

  Ha ha. I'm such a didlo.  

  Can't it just do it for me without my hand? I'll just stay in bed