This forum needs a swankier title - I'm thinking something that saws Charisma and influence - but haven't found a swanky enough term yet. Idea?  

  I much prefer to get my wrap arounds from righties.  

  But someone has to scare the Yetti  

  frrrrrrrrgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd ddddddddddddddddddddddddddd  

  Cockeyed libertarian that I am: I'm more than willing to give the government my money I just don't want them to spend it.  

  Well, by some strange fat...  

  Female ass are strange creatures.  

  Actually doing anything to ameliorate discomfort would be very unme.  

  They may be men up top, but can you really overlook the fish penis aspect?  

  Did the moose butt take the rest of the moose with it?  

  Last night I was at the Park, standing back watching the dancers at Carnation Plaza, figuring out who was there and who I could dance with, when something hit me. No, not an idea. I had bird crap in my hair.

The evening went downhill from there.  

  Friends should not let froends type drunk.  

  ok, that beats my bird.  

  I'll make sure Thurston gives you a good hard one.  

  OK I am a tard...  

  I scummed to peer pressure.  

  I love the name Lili VonSchtuppe.  

  (Edited to correct no less than three typos in a seven word post)  

  I embrace my nincompoopery.  

  Hey, I've been thinking. Old George Bush Jr. Has not gotten the support and recognition that he deserves.

Please everyone join me an post why you think the big guy in the not quite round office needs a great big hug.

Show your support for Bush!  

  At least you can legitimately claim the fainting cooch...  

  And I know the thing to do is just do it. But then my resistance wouldn't be irrational, would it? And I'm irrational about so few things that I tend to be clingy in their presence.  

  Tittoos?  

  (I'm a vampire's wet dream.)  

  Moonliner :I'm not sure I want to eat a Churro called a "Willie"
Snowflake:Looks great!