One day I'll be able to get up in front of all my friends  

  Hippy Pappy Happy Smaffy Laffy Daffy Dingle or however it goes.  

  Failsafe Systems Don't

- LashStoat  

  I keep reading the thread title [2007 swanking ideas] and thinking, "How are we gonna come up with that many ideas?  

  There's a marching band playing the Mexican Hat Dance just outside my door this morning  

  The chicken and the egg are in bed.....the chicken is happily kickin back, light'n up and relaxed- the egg glares, rolls over huffily and says- 'well, I guess that answers THAT question!'  

  I wanna put a "As Seen On Rockin' Space Mountain" sign on all the ODV Spinny Light carts at DL  

  Yum...Leatherwood whips!  

  WATCH OUT LEO! You ain't the only sphincter in town anymore!  

  Every time I see the thread title "Wacky Packages" I think about the day Chris put his underwear on backwards.  

  It's nice to feel wanted, but sorry boys, I still loves me the vagina.  

  I mean, you're literally shoving a teapot spout up your nose, and the result is not pretty.  

  The LoT is like a patio with chairs, some tiki torches and close friends sitting around chatting over a glass of wine.  

  Now he'll be jerking off Chicken Little.  

  but, no, sex with me is not required, heheh.  

  I know you are going to think I am a heretic, but that is just too much meat!  

  I'm not quotable or on the list of kewl people. Woe is me!  

  Tinkle in my lemonade, why don't ya?  

  Holy motherfvcking fvckballs.  

  Next time my mom visits, I'm going to cut the cheese.  

  ... but Mickey needs balls!  

  I'm sick and slightly brian dead...  

  I am thinking that a Cream Soda followed by a Case-of-dildos and a suck on Bear's Camel Toe is sounds really good right now.  

  Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina  

  Oh I hope so! Mine always comes out hard.