Okay, this thread is inspiring me to finally add a new feature I've been keeping in the wings...stay tuned.  

  Just forward those on to me. I've been looking for a larger penis.  

  And you can do it to yourself...  

  Hey! No one's quoted me!!!  

  I keep reading the thread title [2007 swanking ideas] and thinking, "How are we gonna come up with that many ideas?  

  I don't think I should get the whole LoT lot thinking about your boob...  

  I wanna put a "As Seen On Rockin' Space Mountain" sign on all the ODV Spinny Light carts at DL  

  No one's explained to me what an Ass Pirate is yet...  

  omg! I got quoted! I got quoted!!

my life is complete now.

Gee, Lashbear sure is a wonderful guy !!!  

  ...i fell as i was trying to get off... geez, embarrasing...  

  Every time I see the thread title "Wacky Packages" I think about the day Chris put his underwear on backwards.  

  Oooooo.... McRib.  

  I mean, you're literally shoving a teapot spout up your nose, and the result is not pretty.  

  Now he'll be jerking off Chicken Little.  

  I'm not a lesbian, I only dress like one.  

  but, no, sex with me is not required, heheh.  

  I feel like a bum!  

  I know you are going to think I am a heretic, but that is just too much meat!  

  I'm not quotable or on the list of kewl people. Woe is me!  

  Tinkle in my lemonade, why don't ya?  

  Holy motherfvcking fvckballs.  

  ... but Mickey needs balls!  

  I'm sick and slightly brian dead...  

  I am thinking that a Cream Soda followed by a Case-of-dildos and a suck on Bear's Camel Toe is sounds really good right now.  

  Oh I hope so! Mine always comes out hard.