One day I'll be able to get up in front of all my friends  

  Hippy Pappy Happy Smaffy Laffy Daffy Dingle or however it goes.  

  Failsafe Systems Don't

- LashStoat  

  I keep reading the thread title [2007 swanking ideas] and thinking, "How are we gonna come up with that many ideas?  

  There's a marching band playing the Mexican Hat Dance just outside my door this morning  

  I wanna put a "As Seen On Rockin' Space Mountain" sign on all the ODV Spinny Light carts at DL  

  Yum...Leatherwood whips!  

  WATCH OUT LEO! You ain't the only sphincter in town anymore!  

  Every time I see the thread title "Wacky Packages" I think about the day Chris put his underwear on backwards.  

  I've never had a Shiatsu massage, so I am not sure if it was supposed to be like that.  

  I mean, you're literally shoving a teapot spout up your nose, and the result is not pretty.  

  The LoT is like a patio with chairs, some tiki torches and close friends sitting around chatting over a glass of wine.  

  I'm not a lesbian, I only dress like one.  

  I'm not quotable or on the list of kewl people. Woe is me!  

  Tinkle in my lemonade, why don't ya?  

  YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY I GOT BEARS IN MY TUMMY!  

  I hope not to be in my closet when the big one hits.  

  Come and sit on my lap baby ...and let me take you to Heaven....  

  ... but Mickey needs balls!  

  Here's something for the Quotes: I agree with Scaeagles.  

  I wouldn't mind being in the middle of an Ariel and Prince Eric sandwich. That'd be the ultimate tuna melt.  

  Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina  

  I'm so gay that if I was yogurt I'd have fruit at the bottom.  

  Oh I hope so! Mine always comes out hard.  

  it looks probable I'll be dealing with sloppy seconds from Isaac.