One day I'll be able to get up in front of all my friends  

  Hippy Pappy Happy Smaffy Laffy Daffy Dingle or however it goes.  

  Failsafe Systems Don't

- LashStoat  

  Hey! No one's quoted me!!!  

  There's a marching band playing the Mexican Hat Dance just outside my door this morning  

  The chicken and the egg are in bed.....the chicken is happily kickin back, light'n up and relaxed- the egg glares, rolls over huffily and says- 'well, I guess that answers THAT question!'  

  Yum...Leatherwood whips!  

  WATCH OUT LEO! You ain't the only sphincter in town anymore!  

  Every time I see the thread title "Wacky Packages" I think about the day Chris put his underwear on backwards.  

  Oooooo.... McRib.  

  It's nice to feel wanted, but sorry boys, I still loves me the vagina.  

  The LoT is like a patio with chairs, some tiki torches and close friends sitting around chatting over a glass of wine.  

  Now he'll be jerking off Chicken Little.  

  but, no, sex with me is not required, heheh.  

  I know you are going to think I am a heretic, but that is just too much meat!  

  Holy motherfvcking fvckballs.  

  YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY I GOT BEARS IN MY TUMMY!  

  I hope not to be in my closet when the big one hits.  

  Come and sit on my lap baby ...and let me take you to Heaven....  

  ... but Mickey needs balls!  

  I'm sick and slightly brian dead...  

  I am thinking that a Cream Soda followed by a Case-of-dildos and a suck on Bear's Camel Toe is sounds really good right now.  

  We did a hole, and put a bucket.  

  Kevy is seriously hot.  

  I will say that the continued existence of LoT is important to me for the reason that hitting the main page the quote displayed is often mine and I amuse me.