Okay, this thread is inspiring me to finally add a new feature I've been keeping in the wings...stay tuned.  

  Just forward those on to me. I've been looking for a larger penis.  

  And you can do it to yourself...  

  Hey! No one's quoted me!!!  

  I don't think I should get the whole LoT lot thinking about your boob...  

  The chicken and the egg are in bed.....the chicken is happily kickin back, light'n up and relaxed- the egg glares, rolls over huffily and says- 'well, I guess that answers THAT question!'  

  omg! I got quoted! I got quoted!!

my life is complete now.

Gee, Lashbear sure is a wonderful guy !!!  

  WATCH OUT LEO! You ain't the only sphincter in town anymore!  

  Oooooo.... McRib.  

  It's nice to feel wanted, but sorry boys, I still loves me the vagina.  

  Now he'll be jerking off Chicken Little.  

  but, no, sex with me is not required, heheh.  

  I feel like a bum!  

  I know you are going to think I am a heretic, but that is just too much meat!  

  Tinkle in my lemonade, why don't ya?  

  (Edited to correct no less than three typos in a seven word post)  

  YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY I GOT BEARS IN MY TUMMY!  

  I hope not to be in my closet when the big one hits.  

  ... but Mickey needs balls!  

  Here's something for the Quotes: I agree with Scaeagles.  

  I wouldn't mind being in the middle of an Ariel and Prince Eric sandwich. That'd be the ultimate tuna melt.  

  Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina  

  I'm so gay that if I was yogurt I'd have fruit at the bottom.  

  Oh I hope so! Mine always comes out hard.  

  it looks probable I'll be dealing with sloppy seconds from Isaac.