One day I'll be able to get up in front of all my friends  

  Hippy Pappy Happy Smaffy Laffy Daffy Dingle or however it goes.  

  Failsafe Systems Don't

- LashStoat  

  I keep reading the thread title [2007 swanking ideas] and thinking, "How are we gonna come up with that many ideas?  

  There's a marching band playing the Mexican Hat Dance just outside my door this morning  

  I wanna put a "As Seen On Rockin' Space Mountain" sign on all the ODV Spinny Light carts at DL  

  Yum...Leatherwood whips!  

  WATCH OUT LEO! You ain't the only sphincter in town anymore!  

  Every time I see the thread title "Wacky Packages" I think about the day Chris put his underwear on backwards.  

  I mean, you're literally shoving a teapot spout up your nose, and the result is not pretty.  

  The LoT is like a patio with chairs, some tiki torches and close friends sitting around chatting over a glass of wine.  

  I'm not quotable or on the list of kewl people. Woe is me!  

  Holy motherfvcking fvckballs.  

  YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY I GOT BEARS IN MY TUMMY!  

  I hope not to be in my closet when the big one hits.  

  Come and sit on my lap baby ...and let me take you to Heaven....  

  ... but Mickey needs balls!  

  I'm sick and slightly brian dead...  

  Here's something for the Quotes: I agree with Scaeagles.  

  I am thinking that a Cream Soda followed by a Case-of-dildos and a suck on Bear's Camel Toe is sounds really good right now.  

  Wow!

We sure felt it here! A few things got knocked off of shelves. It went on forever!  

  I'm so gay that if I was yogurt I'd have fruit at the bottom.  

  Kevy is seriously hot.  

  it looks probable I'll be dealing with sloppy seconds from Isaac.  

  I will say that the continued existence of LoT is important to me for the reason that hitting the main page the quote displayed is often mine and I amuse me.