One day I'll be able to get up in front of all my friends  

  Hippy Pappy Happy Smaffy Laffy Daffy Dingle or however it goes.  

  Failsafe Systems Don't

- LashStoat  

  There's a marching band playing the Mexican Hat Dance just outside my door this morning  

  The chicken and the egg are in bed.....the chicken is happily kickin back, light'n up and relaxed- the egg glares, rolls over huffily and says- 'well, I guess that answers THAT question!'  

  Yum...Leatherwood whips!  

  WATCH OUT LEO! You ain't the only sphincter in town anymore!  

  Every time I see the thread title "Wacky Packages" I think about the day Chris put his underwear on backwards.  

  It's nice to feel wanted, but sorry boys, I still loves me the vagina.  

  I mean, you're literally shoving a teapot spout up your nose, and the result is not pretty.  

  The LoT is like a patio with chairs, some tiki torches and close friends sitting around chatting over a glass of wine.  

  No humans were soiled in the watching of the Puppy Bowl  

  but, no, sex with me is not required, heheh.  

  I'm not quotable or on the list of kewl people. Woe is me!  

  Tinkle in my lemonade, why don't ya?  

  YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY I GOT BEARS IN MY TUMMY!  

  I hope not to be in my closet when the big one hits.  

  Come and sit on my lap baby ...and let me take you to Heaven....  

  ... but Mickey needs balls!  

  Here's something for the Quotes: I agree with Scaeagles.  

  I wouldn't mind being in the middle of an Ariel and Prince Eric sandwich. That'd be the ultimate tuna melt.  

  Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina  

  I'm so gay that if I was yogurt I'd have fruit at the bottom.  

  Oh I hope so! Mine always comes out hard.  

  it looks probable I'll be dealing with sloppy seconds from Isaac.