Bear...Bear!!!

I know you like rollercoasters, but playing that game is just insanitary!!

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX  

  I feel......dirty.  

  [QUOTE=Nephythys;226876]Really? I watched his arms and saw nothing-but I suppose it is possible.

However- he just dropped. Not the reaction I would expect from a guy with a cut like that-limp? Just drop to the floor? No hands to the face- no sound?[/QUOTE]I remember this bit. She's got a point. DON'TQUOTEME  

  I don't have ANY gray hair.




Anymore.





Today.  

  It's not their fault he's in the database, and in a weird way it's his shot at semi-immortality. Didn't have to write the Great American Novel- he just had to subscribe to Reader's Digest 20 years ago and voila! people are still talking about him.  

  I like decapitation. If you decapitate someone, you really meant it. That's impressive.  

 
+ Decapitation=  

  But now we know and experienced it for ourself and it can go away because I'd never do it again anyway (and the world revolves around me).  

  I like decapitation. If you decapitate someone, you really meant it. That's impressive.  

  The psycho on the bus goes stab, stab, stab...  

  Hey! That's 27 in gay years!  

  You made out on your first date? GD is a slut!  

  My thoughts of you did not involve lying on my back with an erection, I promise.  

  Who exactly sees a twitter with a link to porn and thinks, "Oh thank, GOD! I've been looking all OVER the internet for pr0n and just haven't been able to find any. Finally, this kind stranger has provided me the link I need!!"?  

  Let's put it this way: "Hope" and "Change"--amorphous as they may be as to what their actual contents might be, are for many people a much better prospect than tried and true crap.  

  But, it's a dry hate.  

  Now, here comes my point one more time. Here comes where I point out the stupidity you uttered and that I am objecting to (without being personally offended). I don't want to bold it again so I'll set it off in a little paragraph of its own. Hopefully Kevy will come along and quote it so that every once in a while you'll see it on the home page and have one more chance to understand it without me having to type it one more time. I encourage you to hightlight this next paragaph, type control-c, open Notepad, type control-p, then click print; take the resulting page and tape it to your bedroom ceiling so that while making sweet love to your wife she can see it up there and perhaps whisper it into your ear during that exquisite moment of orgasm when your mind is so completely blank that maybe it'll finally be clear.  

  Only my reptilian brain has found Paris sexy. And even though I know her "energy policy" was scripted, she actually sounded intelligent and... human. For a minute there at least. And now, I... I think I'm in love.
She's got my vote, 'cuz that ad was hot.  

  Hehe, makes me think of those Visa Giftcards...

2009 Economic Stimulus Package: Sponsored by Visa.

Don't leave the homeland without it.  

  When masturbation is available I just can't see any piece of ass being so overwhelmingly alluring as to muddy the cost-benefit risk assessment.  

  I had a dyke in a gay bar drop her pants in front of me last night.
She wore boxers underneath. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or relieved.  

  A few folks around here need to hand in their Geek license.  

  Tinkle in my lemonade, why don't ya?  

  well at least when I shop at costco I feel skinny  

  I don't trust any air I can't taste.