One day I'll be able to get up in front of all my friends  

  Hippy Pappy Happy Smaffy Laffy Daffy Dingle or however it goes.  

  Failsafe Systems Don't

- LashStoat  

  Ah, well tonight I'm planning to have some flaming cheese, so that seems suitable.  

  I keep reading the thread title [2007 swanking ideas] and thinking, "How are we gonna come up with that many ideas?  

  Don't compute with fruit.  

  There's a marching band playing the Mexican Hat Dance just outside my door this morning  

  I wanna put a "As Seen On Rockin' Space Mountain" sign on all the ODV Spinny Light carts at DL  

  Yum...Leatherwood whips!  

  No one's explained to me what an Ass Pirate is yet...  

  WATCH OUT LEO! You ain't the only sphincter in town anymore!  

  Every time I see the thread title "Wacky Packages" I think about the day Chris put his underwear on backwards.  

  I mean, you're literally shoving a teapot spout up your nose, and the result is not pretty.  

  The LoT is like a patio with chairs, some tiki torches and close friends sitting around chatting over a glass of wine.  

  I'm not a lesbian, I only dress like one.  

  Holy crap, I'm being killed by a Stoat!  

  Well, I could always stuff the chocolate-dipped bacon in my cleavage.  

  I'm not quotable or on the list of kewl people. Woe is me!  

  Apparently, they need some massive inserts and I am out of practice with 4" heels.  

  Holy motherfvcking fvckballs.  

  [QUOTE=Not Afraid;242119]Is this about sports again? [/QUOTE]
It's definitely about balls!  

  I'm sick and slightly brian dead...  

  I am thinking that a Cream Soda followed by a Case-of-dildos and a suck on Bear's Camel Toe is sounds really good right now.  

  Oh I hope so! Mine always comes out hard.  

  Kevy is seriously hot.