One day I'll be able to get up in front of all my friends
Hippy Pappy Happy Smaffy Laffy Daffy Dingle or however it goes.
Failsafe Systems Don't
- LashStoat
Ah, well tonight I'm planning to have some flaming cheese, so that seems suitable.
I keep reading the thread title [2007 swanking ideas] and thinking, "How are we gonna come up with that many ideas?
Don't compute with fruit.
There's a marching band playing the Mexican Hat Dance just outside my door this morning
I wanna put a "As Seen On Rockin' Space Mountain" sign on all the ODV Spinny Light carts at DL
Yum...Leatherwood whips!
No one's explained to me what an Ass Pirate is yet...
Every time I see the thread title "Wacky Packages" I think about the day Chris put his underwear on backwards.
I mean, you're literally shoving a teapot spout up your nose, and the result is not pretty.
The LoT is like a patio with chairs, some tiki torches and close friends sitting around chatting over a glass of wine.
I'm not a lesbian, I only dress like one.
Holy crap, I'm being killed by a Stoat! 
Well, I could always stuff the chocolate-dipped bacon in my cleavage. 
I'm not quotable or on the list of kewl people. Woe is me!
Apparently, they need some massive inserts and I am out of practice with 4" heels.
Holy motherfvcking fvckballs.
Come and sit on my lap baby ...and let me take you to Heaven....
I'm sick and slightly brian dead...
I am thinking that a Cream Soda followed by a Case-of-dildos and a suck on Bear's Camel Toe is sounds really good right now.
Kevy is seriously hot.
I will say that the continued existence of LoT is important to me for the reason that hitting the main page the quote displayed is often mine and I amuse me.
