Just forward those on to me. I've been looking for a larger penis.  

  Ah, well tonight I'm planning to have some flaming cheese, so that seems suitable.  

  And you can do it to yourself...  

  Hey! No one's quoted me!!!  

  I don't think I should get the whole LoT lot thinking about your boob...  

  Don't compute with fruit.  

  The chicken and the egg are in bed.....the chicken is happily kickin back, light'n up and relaxed- the egg glares, rolls over huffily and says- 'well, I guess that answers THAT question!'  

  omg! I got quoted! I got quoted!!

my life is complete now.

Gee, Lashbear sure is a wonderful guy !!!  

  Oooooo.... McRib.  

  It's nice to feel wanted, but sorry boys, I still loves me the vagina.  

  Now he'll be jerking off Chicken Little.  

  but, no, sex with me is not required, heheh.  

  I feel like a bum!  

  Holy crap, I'm being killed by a Stoat!  

  I know you are going to think I am a heretic, but that is just too much meat!  

  Well, I could always stuff the chocolate-dipped bacon in my cleavage.  

  Tinkle in my lemonade, why don't ya?  

  Apparently, they need some massive inserts and I am out of practice with 4" heels.  

  [QUOTE=Not Afraid;242119]Is this about sports again? [/QUOTE]
It's definitely about balls!  

  Here's something for the Quotes: I agree with Scaeagles.  

  I wouldn't mind being in the middle of an Ariel and Prince Eric sandwich. That'd be the ultimate tuna melt.  

  Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina  

  I'm so gay that if I was yogurt I'd have fruit at the bottom.  

  Oh I hope so! Mine always comes out hard.  

  it looks probable I'll be dealing with sloppy seconds from Isaac.