Okay, this thread is inspiring me to finally add a new feature I've been keeping in the wings...stay tuned.
One day I'll be able to get up in front of all my friends
Ah, well tonight I'm planning to have some flaming cheese, so that seems suitable.
I keep reading the thread title [2007 swanking ideas] and thinking, "How are we gonna come up with that many ideas?
Don't compute with fruit.
I wanna put a "As Seen On Rockin' Space Mountain" sign on all the ODV Spinny Light carts at DL
No one's explained to me what an Ass Pirate is yet...
Every time I see the thread title "Wacky Packages" I think about the day Chris put his underwear on backwards.
I mean, you're literally shoving a teapot spout up your nose, and the result is not pretty.
The LoT is like a patio with chairs, some tiki torches and close friends sitting around chatting over a glass of wine.
I'm not a lesbian, I only dress like one.
I feel like a bum!
Holy crap, I'm being killed by a Stoat! 
Well, I could always stuff the chocolate-dipped bacon in my cleavage. 
I'm not quotable or on the list of kewl people. Woe is me!
Apparently, they need some massive inserts and I am out of practice with 4" heels.
Holy motherfvcking fvckballs.
YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY I GOT BEARS IN MY TUMMY!
I hope not to be in my closet when the big one hits.
Come and sit on my lap baby ...and let me take you to Heaven....
I'm sick and slightly brian dead...
I am thinking that a Cream Soda followed by a Case-of-dildos and a suck on Bear's Camel Toe is sounds really good right now.
Kevy is seriously hot.
I will say that the continued existence of LoT is important to me for the reason that hitting the main page the quote displayed is often mine and I amuse me.
