Try rubbing some vegemite on it. That sh*t must be good for something.  

  Of course she could call this one "Harry Potter plus some story stuff" and she'd still sell a bazillion copies.  

  And you can do it to yourself...  

  That's the Internet for you. Here today 404 Tomorrow.  

  Why is it always the one that can sleep in the car who wants to get on the road at 4:00am?  

  Or you can take the easy way out and just quote yourself.

Not that I would ever do that of course....  

  Note to self: While at work, You REALLY have to stop googling for unfamiliar things Kevy posts.  

  Why would a lesbian bar have condoms?  

  Dear Mr. Bopper:

We understand that due to unfortunate circumstances you were denied entry into the "Bitter East Coast" club. That was really too bad.

However we think there might be room for you in another organization:

The Flaming Heterosexuals. We got it, we flaunt it. We have many great events! You can join us for Straight Day at Disneyland, we have 364 of them each year (365 on leap years). We'll save you a chair and a Playboy at our next meeting.  

  They don't need to be the butt of our jokes. I see no need to probe any deeper into this issue. Sure it's a bit asinine but I say we just put this one behind us, pack this fudge product into the commode of our collective conscience and flush it.  

  Ok, perhaps I let one slip in the backdoor that time  

  I think it's realted to the economic mess.

To counter the effects of the crisis our Government has increased the amount of antidepressants in the water supply. Some people just have weird drug interactions from that...  

  Do we have a "Wee bit miffed but I'll get over it" thread here on Lot?  

  Hey, I've been thinking. Old George Bush Jr. Has not gotten the support and recognition that he deserves.

Please everyone join me an post why you think the big guy in the not quite round office needs a great big hug.

Show your support for Bush!  

  Leo is my hero

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Smelling vagina's in just three hours.  

  Interesting, but how would you rate your time spent at Lot:

1. Not at all satisfied
2. Somewhat satisfied
3. mostly satisfied
4. So totally satisfied I need to keep a box of Kleenex handy.  

  The only privacy setting worth a damn on Facebook is the YAGE.  

  Swampland! My home this is!  

  On the other hand, I can connect with friends around the world, watch movies, live TV, stream live video to the world, and even make phone calls just by reaching into my pocket.  

  [QUOTE=Ghoulish Delight;350014]I don't know. When the house was built, it took 23 years to drive to Disneyland.[/QUOTE]

Geeze, and you guys go all ape**** when they close one little freeway for a weekend. You've gone soft.  

  I was schooled in Star Wars by my little girl. I was both humbled and proud at the same time.  

  Errr, don't you just move the lever and bump into things? Is there more to it than that?  

  Go early, stay late, embrace the chaos.  

  it looks probable I'll be dealing with sloppy seconds from Isaac.  

  It was the bacon of days.