Blow is just an expression  

  In order to fully appreciate our vintage, you need to pop our cork.  

  I just my heard my new favorite line: "World's Best Breast Stroker  

  Keep in mind, Lani is Japanese. It is in her genes to look at China and think "yeah, we could take that.  

  I like wenches in corsets.

Corsets good.  

  Yabba Dabba Doo!  

  Yabba Dabba Doo!  

  One of the (Bulgaria? Russia? not sure) volleyball players playing against the US last night had the last name "Gaydarski".
I found that funny in a juvenille, silly way.

I imagined him going around to all the athletes in a thick accent:

"You, American diving of synchronicity, you are a gay."

"You, rolling in sand with other female volleyball player. You are gay female like Etheridge, Melissa."

"You, Phelps. You are not a gay. But many queens across your country have crush on you..."

"You male gymnast, you are gay like male hanging out in Build-A-Bear Store without girlfriend."

 

  (Edited to correct no less than three typos in a seven word post)  

  She's a little pygmy dancing monkey. Dance monkey dance! Shake your booty! Shake it!  

  That's ok, the OED has acknowledged that whom has disappeared from spoken English.

But if you remember to use it when following a preposition ("to whom shall I deliver the letter", "before whom must I bow", "upon whom did the porn star ejaculate copiously") then you'll understand it better than 95% of the population.  

  Proper punctuation and capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse..  

  I've tried to get a good pneumonic device to help me out, but to no avail.  

  Hooray !! Lisa's getting a new cooch !!  

  The worst government is often the most moral. One composed of cynics is often very tolerant and humane. But when fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.  

  All my love, Pookie-wookie-diddle-bumpkins...

The Stoat XXX.  

  Yeah, stupid skank whore.  

  Just remember, you can wile away your coyotes, but you while away your time.  

  I'm just waiting for that to be quoted out of context.  

  And the expansion I'm looking at is internal.  

  I think this whole "dark" thing is nothing but the Hollywood squeeky machine being oiled with cow dung. ~Bornieo  

  cannibalism. Sorry, it just popped into my head.  

  I could put moon gravity on my Discover Card.  

  WSYWIG?

I hear Yoda saying "what see you what I get.  

  ELIVS LIVES!