I would have myself, but that is not my style.  

  I'm waiting for Rowan & Martin's Haunted Mansion. Is Ruth Buzzi available?  

  Please excuse me, I have a Jew egg to care for.  

  Does a fish like water? Does a cat like the nip? Does iSm hate the Pirates additions?  

  You have to pay to get out of Disney jail? Do you have to pay in Disney dollars?  

  I was hoping for some hot undead monkey action.  

  I'd let you in to take a sniff and have a bite.  

  A suburb is where they chop down all the trees and name streets after them  

  I asked him if he was drinking water. "No. I had a rough day, so I needed something stronger. I am drinking juice.  

  I am a Melon-Baller,
All day I Melon-Ball.
Of all appalling callings,
Melon-Balling's worst of all.  

  The next war should be fought by World of Warcraft high-scorers.  

  Mmmmm, that must produce some oozy cubes.  

  I've not blown anything too bad.  

  I'm just waiting for that to be quoted out of context.  

  $250,000 will buy an awful lot of free porn.  

  Vun! Vun blessing! Ha, ha, ha. Two! Two blessings! Ha, ha, ha.  

  Quilting is what old ladies do in groups.

Knitting is what old ladies do by themselves once they've been abandoned by family into poorly run nursing home.

Crocheting is what old ladies do when they realize that no extra roll of toilet paper should ever be left without the protection of a doll outfitted in an antebellum dress including large hoop skirt.

Macrame is what quilters, knitters, and crocheters make fun of.

Or so I've learned from my family experience.  

  Put me in the fun camp  

  I mostly agree with Moonie  

  I'm the only one allowed to eat Stoat around here. Thank you.

 

  The whole thing sounds like a big circle jerk with mouse ears on, to me.  

  The concept of my post worked much better in my brain...  

  I will miss the teeth marks... They were (mostly) made by a very special rodent.  

  Where do you apply a banana republic anyway? I would hope they'd at least buy him dinner first!  

  I think I speak for all of us when I say that you are certifiably nuts.

Good luck.