What could this group possibly use more than a good Zookeeper!  

  Err, ummm, yeah, OK.  

 

Enough said.  

  It was a long time coming, although even at the last election I only thought of him as the lightest floater in the bowl.  

  It's my thing, small as it might be  

  I let one slip in the backdoor that time  

  It's my thing, small as it might be...  

  I can be hard on your or anyone else's ass for as long as it takes.  

  Yeah? Well bite me Cricket boy!  

  I'm a real badass now.  

  In order to fully appreciate our vintage, you need to pop our cork.  

  WTF???

What moron would stab a dragon in the butt with a sword!

Nincompoops!  

  I love the Texas three way.  

  Oh hell, a butterfly flapping its wings in the desert breaks Indy  

  Haha, Fred Savage got Alex laid. Awesome.  

  Much smaller than the photo makes it look, stretched out it's less than my wrist to elbow.  

  You must negative rep someone else before you can bitch slap Kevy again  

  Kevy is seriously hot.  

  Kevy is seriously hot.  

  Wrong "too", your argument is invalid :P  

  Things that are certain in life: Death, Taxes and Kevy going there....  

  I'm not crying, it's just very humid here today....  

  Thanks to the Internet, we now know everything is a thing.  

  ...I'm happy with my Red Cart Corn Dog membership card and secret handshake.  

  I started this thread to bitch about some totally unimportant aspect of my life. Which is what the Internet is for. Well that and LOL cats.