Dat dere's some good sheeeit.  

  Remember, cats don't have owners... they have staff.  

  Apparently, I bought a car

Holy sh*t, what have I done?  

  I find toilet paper on the seat (or bowl edge, if in rural Europe) is a sufficient low-tech solution.  

  Bears prefer Alex's hot dogs  

  I was hoping for some hot undead monkey action.  

  Kevy Baby... getting people back on task since 2004.  

  His package really IS alarming!  

  Every time you prevent cancer, you kill a polar bear, and they turn them into Coke.  

  ...even if Initiative X basically declares that the state will now be run by the Intergalactic Federation with Senator Palpatine installed as Emperor-for-life, and claim Y says that we're voting to put more money into schools and save fuzzy bunnies from absolute annihilation by Vogon bulldozers.  

  I hereby officially coin a new term: actividiots. Because it's quicker than saying idiots who try to be activists.  

  Cheetah and Sequins ... for when you just don't care.  

  ... and 4 can do a better spread than two...  

  To all who come to this happy place.... waffle.  

  And here I thought that this thread served no purpose. Then scaeagles has to go and get all nostalgic.

Too bad I'm so over him...at least until the point that he starts begging...again.  

  Unfortunately, whether he is pitching or catching, there is little that his "companions" are able to actually feel. The ol' ham ain't what it used to be and the flipside....well, it was never very impressive to begin with. Sadly, it gets harder and harder for him to justify the price of a toaster. From what I understand, he will now accept a Bic Lighter as payment.  

  Choir members gotta show up on Sunday if anyone's going to hear them sing.  

  I've always found "enculer" to be amusing (not irl, sorry boys)  

  I'm pretty sure that a wide open hole is a pretty good warning in and of itself.  

  If sunscreen tasted delicious this is what it would taste like.  

  I like my asparagus like I like my men: Tender but firm, and wrapped in bacon.  

  I think BtD is offering to watch Coupling in exchange for you watching Monty Python's Flying Circus...  

  Congrats Szczerbiak, you're officially less picky than someone who drinks from the toilet  

  Sometimes it's beneficial to pick up a cheap one on craigslist.  

  Aw, I have to spread it before giving it to Euro :P