Tee hee.  

  I want a moose in my pool!  

  I had my first earthquake this weekend .  

  I scored at the Library today.  

  I get toilet lust.  

  Any yet, I think Moonie is right.  

  Moonliner is right.  

  Yeah, I'm an idiot  

  Once again, nobody's quoting me....  

  I look better naked.  

  Tomorrow should be interesting.  

  Forget Leo and wet monkey vaginas  

  People. Are. Ignorant.  

  Moonie's idea is good.  

  I like having my flesh pressed against my planet.  

  I'll totally tart it up  

  I'm pretty sure that a wide open hole is a pretty good warning in and of itself.  

  Just call me Flippyshart  

  I suppose even the creeps among us have abilities  

  I gave it to a very surprised barmaid in the transit lounge.  

  What Moonliner said, you bitch.  

  Magic Mornings, my ass.  

  (I changed my mind. let's go shoot things! )  

  it's not terribly fun to get what you deserve.  

  I'm confused