But where is the fun in that?  

  Just remember - "ma'am" and "sir" mean "bitch" and "jackass".  

  Hey! No one's quoted me!!!  

  Holy crap!! That's Chad Everett!  

  I'm not compensating for a small penis with a huge SUV watch.  

  The only way you could make scaeagles tight again is to stick in a ham and pull out the bone.  

  I'm not compensating for a small penis with a huge SUV watch.  

  Well, what if my kid gets trampled?!  

  Personally, I'd just like the use of my left index finger back, but that's not important right now...  

  It'll be a while until my husband gets home, so let's see if you guys can help me before he does.  

  WB has most certainly NOT been messing with my ham. And if she were, it wouldn't be with a knife. I'm not into pain.  

  He bit my boob.  

  I don't think I should get the whole LoT lot thinking about your boob...  

  Anything is possible with Commander CooCoo Bananas in charge!  

  Rectum?!? It damn near killed him!  

  I'm now the proud owner of The Clapper.  

  WB has most certainly NOT been messing with my ham. And if she were, it wouldn't be with a knife. I'm not into pain.  

  I would ask about the bruising but I don't think I should get the whole LoT lot thinking about your boob...  

  I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.  

  Really, by not using [the Wal-Mart gift] card I am saving somebody's soul.  

  How can something seem so plausible at the time and so idiotic in retrospect?  

  Well, my boob is technicolor. Is that enough info?  

  Don't compute with fruit.  

  I thought this was gonna be about herpes.  

  I much prefer to get my wrap arounds from righties.