You haven't lived until you've nursed a transformer.  

  This is why God made the dollar section at Target.  

  WB has most certainly NOT been messing with my ham. And if she were, it wouldn't be with a knife. I'm not into pain.  

  So, if Lashbear is four stories tall and wearing a kilt, wouldn't we be able to walk underneath to verify that he is the "biggest"?  

  lolz  

  Why couldn't Innoventions just implode?  

  Every morning I ride a shuttle that also serves the Pixar Studio and every morning I have resisted the urge to shout out "does anybody have thoughts on the future of Walt Disney Feature Animation as a separate unit from Pixar?  

  IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER:

Vegemite should NOT be used with Avocado under any circumstances.... anymore than Sardines should be served with Strawberry Ice-cream  

  Okay, I think it would scare the carp outta me.  

  [QUOTE=Not Afraid;136229]Actually, it was more like "eh hoh you didit wan anyif dis.[/QUOTE]So he was talking like you type?  

  That's why you shouldn't eat veggies. Long live meat!  

  As long as MBC doesn't read this, I'm up for something on the side.  

  Dammit when Ugly Betty and Desperate Housewives stop showing new episodes in December due to no new scripts, I'll only have video games, the Internet, netflix, disneyland, the movies, live theatre, a Bjork concert, holiday shopping and my friends with benefits to turn to for entertainment. Oh the humanity!  

  Hang on to them hats and caskets, cos' this here's the wildest ride to the afterlife!  

  [quote=alphabassettgrrl;205344]Boobies should not do scary things. [/quote]

Why do you think they call them "BOO!-bies"?  

  [QUOTE=lashbear;228080]...does spraying Leo with whipped cream count as cooking ?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MouseWife;228083]Wahooo!! If so, that means that I can cook!!

{anything to keep that image from my mind.......stop....go away....think about something else.....}[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DreadPirateRoberts;228087]You've sprayed Leo with whip cream?[/QUOTE]

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  Ok, perhaps I let one slip in the backdoor that time  

  I could put moon gravity on my Discover Card.  

  I have been touched by His noodly appendage!  

  for 100% Closet Coverage, I suggest any of Tom Cruises wives.  

  You must negative rep someone else before you can bitch slap Kevy again  

  Kevy is seriously hot.  

  I was schooled in Star Wars by my little girl. I was both humbled and proud at the same time.  

  I know where there's a defibrillator here at work. I'm grabbing it now and jumping in the car to go revive Kevy.  

  No, you're all retarded. And by retarded I mean gay. And by gay I mean Mormon.