I think it's realted to the economic mess.

To counter the effects of the crisis our Government has increased the amount of antidepressants in the water supply. Some people just have weird drug interactions from that...  

  I assume that a Vladimir Putin is the opposite of a Vladimir Pullout.

If your dick's name is Vladimir.  

  Sweet zombie jesus  

  People often ridicule the pot calling the kettle black ... but it's almost always the pot who knows best about the blackness it sees in kettle.  

  [QUOTE=Not Afraid]GOD DAMN YOU JOHN![/QUOTE]

My work here is done...  

  YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY I GOT BEARS IN MY TUMMY!  

  What's Cherny's BJ Like?  

  Goodness, Kevy.. That's a big one.  

  Can't you read? He's going to put it in his sock.  

  I think if the Dave Matthews Band played the Golden Horseshoe, I think I'd just explode in a cloud of fag dust.  

  Okay: I'm clueless.  

  Do we have a "Wee bit miffed but I'll get over it" thread here on Lot?  

  By voting early you miss out on all the "October Surprise" fun. What if it turns out your candidate is really a five headed hydra from the planet Garfarco? You'll feel pretty silly then.  

  goodness only knows where else my ass is.  

  While I often wonder what it would be like to have a larger penis...  

  Tomorrow should be interesting.  

  (in reference to his grasp of Spanish)

It's weird that I know how to say "vaginally", but not "arm".  

  You can't stand on your iPhone to reach the cookie jar.  

  ISM - Curmudgeon AND Luddite!  

  My snot addled brain cannot handle the switching back and forth from grandma to double sided dildo.  

  Hugs to the supersize dildo lubed with Not Afraid's snot.  

  My snot addled brain cannot handle the switching back and forth from grandma to double sided dildo.  

  Oh dear sweet zombie jesus...... hell fvckin' no. Not another one. I'd rather have my pubic hair pulled out one by one with tweezers than sign up for anything twitter-esque.  

  There is not enough bleach in the world to wash that image away....  

  Choir members gotta show up on Sunday if anyone's going to hear them sing.