I would have myself, but that is not my style.  

  Put me down, pretty please!  

  I've run the gauntlet on The Strip without ever getting so much as a wiggle.  

  I am pretty liberal.  

  It's a good smell. It's the smell of technology and progress... or maybe it's just the... I'm not going to question it. It's technology and progress scratch-n-sniff.  

  I agree with Moonliner.  

  This thread is all sticky... Eww!  

  I still say we bomb the hell out of them in the name of peace.  

  I sleep around quite a bit. The result is that I get to try out quite a few types of beds.  

  ...does spraying Leo with whipped cream count as cooking ?  

  But you have to admit I've got a case of herpes.  

  I embrace my nincompoopery.  

  I look better naked.  

  Forget Leo and wet monkey vaginas  

  People. Are. Ignorant.  

  All I know is I want a f**kin' Baked Potato...  

  Moonie's idea is good.  

  I'm pretty sure that a wide open hole is a pretty good warning in and of itself.  

  It must be exhausting being so paranoid all the time.  

  I suppose even the creeps among us have abilities  

  I gave it to a very surprised barmaid in the transit lounge.  

  What Moonliner said, you bitch.  

  I'm not getting the connection between Tom Jones and the Teletubbies but think it is probably better I stay ignorant.  

  it's not terribly fun to get what you deserve.  

  I'm confused