You don't bring an undercooked turkey to the table at Thanksgiving. If it is inedible, you finish cooking it or don't serve it at all.


After riding that ride, I would have rather not seen it at all...  

  I had my first earthquake this weekend .  

  I'd let you in to take a sniff and have a bite.  

  We received a cast iron skillet for Hannukah.

Bacon will be had.  

  Do I need to do back flips? Do I have to strip? Do I need to attach a lighted neon sign to my head? Do I have to open an all-you-can-eat bacon buffet? Do I have to juggle 20 running chainsaws? I'll do whatever it takes folks...  

  Make sure to take a dump first.  

  Moonliner is right.  

  Yeah, I'm an idiot  

  [QUOTE=Not Afraid]GOD DAMN YOU JOHN![/QUOTE]

My work here is done...  

  Tomorrow should be interesting.  

  People. Are. Ignorant.  

  Please, don't question your gods, it reduces the beneficence level.  

  Moonie's idea is good.  

  I don't believe that Photoshop does do animation  

  I like having my flesh pressed against my planet.  

  I'll totally tart it up  

  Just call me Flippyshart  

  I suppose even the creeps among us have abilities  

  I thought the floppiness made it more visually appealing.  

  I gave it to a very surprised barmaid in the transit lounge.  

  Magic Mornings, my ass.  

  (I changed my mind. let's go shoot things! )  

  it's not terribly fun to get what you deserve.  

  Congrats Szczerbiak, you're officially less picky than someone who drinks from the toilet  

  I'm confused