Put me down, pretty please!  

  I've run the gauntlet on The Strip without ever getting so much as a wiggle.  

  I am pretty liberal.  

  BOYS! Don't make me turn this internet around!  

  It's so hot outside that there was a knock at the door and it was my front lawn wanting to come in.  

  Bah! Nobody really worries about this kind of crap. This is a fine example of manufactured controversy; pre-packaged and sold to the most shameless news outlet.  

  Happy Birthday!

Now that LoT is three, do we need to take up a collection to by it an AP?  

  I agree with Moonliner.  

  I still say we bomb the hell out of them in the name of peace.  

  I sleep around quite a bit. The result is that I get to try out quite a few types of beds.  

  If you two keep ragging on each other, I'm gonna toss you a box of Stayfree.  

  I embrace my nincompoopery.  

  I look better naked.  

  Forget Leo and wet monkey vaginas  

  People. Are. Ignorant.  

  Moonie's idea is good.  

  I'm pretty sure that a wide open hole is a pretty good warning in and of itself.  

  It must be exhausting being so paranoid all the time.  

  I suppose even the creeps among us have abilities  

  I gave it to a very surprised barmaid in the transit lounge.  

  What Moonliner said, you bitch.  

  Magic Mornings, my ass.  

  I'm not getting the connection between Tom Jones and the Teletubbies but think it is probably better I stay ignorant.  

  it's not terribly fun to get what you deserve.  

  I'm confused