I would have myself, but that is not my style.  

  Yes, it does seem that a robotic sphincter would solve all your problems.  

  Put me down, pretty please!  

  I've run the gauntlet on The Strip without ever getting so much as a wiggle.  

  I am pretty liberal.  

  When we went house-hunting last weekend, we visited Disney's Hyperion Studios, which was renamed "Gelson's". Like Disney-MGM, it no longer has a working animation team on site.  

  I agree with Moonliner.  

  I still say we bomb the hell out of them in the name of peace.  

  But you have to admit I've got a case of herpes.  

  cannibalism. Sorry, it just popped into my head.  

  Did you know that garbage disposals are not meant for grinding up small decorative coffee cups even though they fit down the drain?

I'll bet you didn't know that no one in my family has any idea what I'm talking about when I interrogated them on who broke our ding-dang-diddley disposal either.  

  Okay: I'm clueless.  

  I just knew it was gonna be the gas mask-vagina clown  

  Ya just had to go there, didn't ya?  

  Moonliner, that slacker  

  Agree with Moonliner. It's just too long.  

  My pants are missing again. I think I'll just pour some more Dr. Pepper on myself and stick to the chair.  

  I agree Moonliner.  

  Damn... Kevy beat me  

  I like it when they blow stuff up  

  I saw that yesterday and am much amused by it, so amused by it that I had actually printed it out to put on my cube wall when I realized I was about to become the type of person that prints out comics and puts them on my cube wall.

I don't want to be that guy so I threw it away. But I'm still amused by it.  

  You're all fricken crazy... I love and treasure you all.

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  I find I have less to say online lately because, frankly, I'm happier.  

  So drive naked and put the bacon on when you get there. Problem solved.  

  Things started getting crazy about that point, but we were having tons of fun.